#marcusfarrar

[remusfinglupin]

No one:

Marcus Farrar:

[aeitascholardom]

Marcus: Kill yourself.

Elias: Kill me yourself, you fucking pussy

[aeitascholardom]

Elias: I am 70% water 30% remorse and 100% swag

Marcus: That’s 200%

Elias: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be

[aeitascholardom]

Dex: You're smiling, did something good happen?

Helene: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Faris: Marcus tripped and fell in the training field

[aeitascholardom]

Marcus: I warn you, I've been trained to kill since birth.

Helene: Wow. And how long have you been training to be a prat?

Marcus: You can't address me like that.

Helene: Sorry. How long have you been training to be a prat, my lord?

[aeitascholardom]

Helene: *answers phone* who's there?

Marcus: your secret lover.

Helene: ...

Helene: okay, stay secret.

[aeitascholardom]

Marcus: Keris.

Keris: Your Excellency?

Marcus: *indicating Helene* See to it that this woman is made a member of my council.

Keris: A member of… what? *sputters*

Keris: But… there are no council positions open, your Majesty.

Marcus: Very well.

Marcus: *to Helene* You can have her job.

Keris: *faints*

Helene: WHAT? NO! *faints*

[aeitascholardom]

Helene: Making my way down town, walking fast.

Marcus: Helene! I love you-

Helene: WALKING FASTER