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Caracalla peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? * giggles*

Acacius: ....*side eye*

Acacius: Do....Do you think other people can't hear you?

Geta: *sighs* No, he's just like that

*Caracalla sneaks into Geta's chambers*

Caracalla, shaking geta awake: Hey geta, Geta!

Geta: ....what is is?

Caracalla: What's your favourite colour of the alphabet? True or false?

Geta: ....

Geta: Strawberries, now go back to your room

Caracalla: OK that makes sense...night!

Geta: ....*goes back to sleep*

*Acacius is wide awake next to him*

Acacius, confused: ....WHAT

Geta, upset: Someone stabbed me and ruined my favourite robe!

Acacius: .....

Acacius: I'm sorry, you were stabbed?!

Geta: Yes, but let’s focus on the bigger issue here....

Geta, in distress: MY ROBE!

Acacius: Yesterday, I overheard Geta saying “are you sure this is a good idea?” and emperor Caracalla replying “trust me”

Acacius: ....I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life

*Acacius, after being discovered for his treason*

Geta: ....What do you have to say for yourself?

Acacius: I loathe you with every fiber in my being

Geta: ....*tears up*

Geta: *starts sobbing* Enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with a happy ending, 300k

*Geta & Acacius sending letters to each other*

Geta; Hey what's up?

Acacius: SEND DUDES!

Geta, excited: Send nudes?

Acacius: I’M FIGHTING A WAR FOR YOU. I NEED MORE MEN!

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