Skit for Peter Parker in Gotham:
Spider-man: So- did you and the other bats found out my identity yet?
*Batman,who is trying to find out his identity for weeks now*: We are pretty close to it.
Spider-man: Ok...? Well, if i had to guess your secret identity- i guess it would be...i don't know...Bruce Wayne?
*Batman who probably almost had a heart attack by hearing it*: ...Why would you think im him?
Spider-man: No offence Batsy! It's just a guess! A weird one but-
Batman: You know he's an idiot right?
Spider-man: I mean-he can't be THAT stupid, he must be smart enough to run a multibillionare company! And it would explain your expensive gadgets!
Batman: ...
Spider-man: I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't all an act- one of my friends pretended to have a brother and pretended to be him so his friends wouldn't find out his secret identity- and you most likely could pretend to be a total different person if i had do guess-
Batman: .........
Spider-man: Besides, you and Bruce have the same number of kids and their ages are pretty similar to each other.
Batman: ......................
Spider-man: Well, either that or you guys are dating
*Batman.exe has stopped working*
-After this day,Bruce does the most stupid thing he could possibly make in order to make him impossible for him to be Batman.
-Peter,who only said that joking,being a conspiracy theorist,now REALLY started to believe Bruce is Batman.
