Everyone is a fruit and I stand by this beyond ANYTHING.
I find that the ideal where I am (UK) is a strawberry. First choice fruit, Victoria sponge aesthetic, you know these people. Nuclear family but not always. It isn’t even a class thing or a race thing.
Apples are strong and have a good sense of morals.
Bananas are mellow and yellow but their seeds aren’t where you expect them so they barely seem to be a fruit if you don’t look close enough.
Im a raspberry, which is sweet but can be quite tart and then sometimes they come out quite mushy?
I can keep going I promise.
Tomatoes and cucumbers and peppers aren’t considered to be fruits but they are, they win the race by not being in it. Why do they hide their seeds and their prof tjat they are a fruit?
Rhubarb is a fruit now I’m too tired to care. It grows and grows and needs something else to make it sweet.
Blueberries are class toppers and are always organised, they look like they do yoga or spirituality stuff but they don’t due to antioxidants
If you resonate with being an Orange DNI
Lemons are interesting. Why do you have that reputation? Why do people think you’re sour? In small doses you make dishes taste alright
Lime is the lemon with no reputation or are you just not ripe enough?
Pomegranates are messy people and they are difficult to open up but turn it’s Pandora’s box and you’re a bit trapped.