#mari-babe

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Tommy: hell yeah crime, small crime yes

Techno, sniffing around: do I smell crime little gremlin boy? I hear your heart beating heavily in your chest in fear. Are you ready to confess your sins, or are you going to lie down to my sword?

Tommy: mr blade are you to dirty your hands in the blood of your god? Are you prepared for the consequences? The world will recognize that you're the false prophet, stand down now and preserve yourself.

what the egg really said to tubbo

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Techno: this child is the bane of my existence, this gremlin incurred my wrath- Tommy, stares up at Techno, asks if Techno can join him in coloring in his coloring book Techno: fine Techno whispers beneath his breathe: but you are going down punk. I can color better than you ever can.

Techno: the gremlin can be a little pog. as a treat.

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I want to imagine Techno help raising Wil and Tommy with Philza. Like, his mentor guided him through his adolescence, so Techno in whatever way he can, helps Philza to show his gratitude. One minute, Techno maybe helping forging swords, the next, reading Wilbur bedtime stories.

YES!

However, I feel like Techno raising Tommy would be different than Techno with Wilbur.

With Wilbur he’s like “you’re doing so good buddy! so proud of you!!”

but then you have him with Tommy and it’s just:

Techno shaking Tommy upside down by one leg and laughing manically “haha look at this LOSER!”

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Yessssss Also, I'm imagining little Tommy tugging on Techno's cape and Tommy, with his precious blue eyes wide as saucers, and his front buck teeth, asking if he could, "ride pony" and pointing at Techno's shoulders. Techno first ignores him, but when he earned a glare from Phil, and teared up eyes from Tommy, Techno (begrudgingly) obliged. Tommy pulls on Techno's braids trying to "make the pony go faster because it is a slow poke". Phil, Wilbur, and even Techno, are melting.

Okay, that’s super cute, but also:

Phil: why is Tommy crying??

Techno: i drop kicked that child in self defense

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I'm imagining Tommy snuggling up in a pile of pillows with Wilbur's sweater clutched in his hands, next to a old-fashioned furnace. When Technoblade discovered Tommy like that, he draped his cape over the lad.

(Awwww. Hold up a have an idea-)

While putting his cape over Tommy, Techno sees Wilbur's sweater and freezes. It was always the little things that brought back bittersweet memories. The beach, a guitar, and even a worn sweater.

Techno tries to gently pull the sweater away, but Tommy just gripped harder, refusing to let it go even in his sleep.

"No.....you can't take him..." Tommy mumbled fiercely, his eyebrows knit together in determination. His body curled to wrap around the sweater, as if to protect it.

Techno sighed, realizing he was fighting a battle that he wouldn't win. He ruffled Tommy's hair softly.

"Sweet dreams, brat."

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One night, Ghostbur checked up on Tommy in exile. Ghostbur saw Tommy had cried himself to sleep, so Ghostbur decided to play one of his songs he sang Tommy in his childhood whenever the boy had terrible nightmares.

Oooh that’s really good! Which song do you think he sang?

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I think Ghostbur would've sung You Are My Sunshine and Lean On Me

OMG BABEY I WAS LITERALLY THINKING HE WOULD SING YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE!! HOLD UP LEMME GRAB SMTH REAL QUICK-

Okay so this bitch lives in my head 24/7 and I always imagine Wilbur singing it to Tommy.

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TommyInnit is what some people (me) call Schrödinger's Pogchamp

Pfft- yeah