Mun tips on how to Care, Avoid, Meet, OR Get a good time with Maria
1-Care - give daily cuddles and kisses - brush her furry tail along ears - feed her favorite foods (chicken nuggets, steak, large bones to chew on) - belly fuckin rubs (she likes that shit) 2-Avoid - tired of Maria eating from your fridge? Put a plate of liver with mushrooms that can been seen first thing when the fridge is open. Watch her leave your place and probably never come back - tired of her chewing on your things? Buy a horn and every time you see her chewing something you love, scare the shit out of her. She learns to stop after two or three times - having an argument with Maria and you want to end it but she keeps insisting? Have a toy ball handy and throw it the way opposite of where you want to go, she'll run after that toy ball thing any day. It works even better if you throw it into a strong river or off the mountains. For sure you won't see her for a looooooong while if you do that 3-Meet - want to have a best friend forever in less then five seconds? Give Maria a nugget or a steak. Congratulations you have caught a wild Maria for as long you live!!!! - is she being a bitch seeing you for the first time? Just tell her a funny joke. She laughs for almost anything really - she ignoring you? Have some food around. Watch her come tackling you down for it 4-Get a good time - you're a woman and wants to fuck Maria? Flash your boobs at her, if she stands there speechless tilting her head just turn around and spank your ass. That usually snaps her out of it and she will jump on you and give you one heck of a good time - you're a man and wants to fuck Maria? Show her your sexy muscular body! Is she ignoring you? Take your pants off and flash her with your ding a ling. is she growling? Oh no worries then stay calm and spray yourself with a sweet strawberry perfume that's easy of a wolves nose. Watch her sway her tail and rub herself all over you and then give you a good time This was Maria's mun KITTY giving you handy tips. Wanna know more just ask