#mariamadrigal

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🕷Maria Magdalena: just met the prettiest man of my life

🕷Maria Magdalena: i'm gonna eat him alive

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Bonus:

🐍: I'll be "dating"

🐸: and I'll be "hallucinations"

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🐰 Marisol: Here's your birthday card

🕷 Magdalena: Thank you

🕷 Magdalena:

🕷 Magdalena: Did you handwrite 'ahsdjsksdbsk ily'?

🐰 Marisol: And I meant every word!

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🐍 Carlos: What the fuck?

🕷 Magdalena: We seem to be trapped in one of those "can't leave until you have sex" rooms

🐸 Cesar, taking off his ruana: Okay no choice then

🕷 Magdalena: Wait, the sign says, "can't leave until you are emotionally honest with each other" room

🐸 Cesar:

🐍 Carlos: We're going to die in here

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🕷 Lena: I honestly just love sleep so much. Like you just close your eyes and you're gone bitch. Brain logged the fuck off. Powerful.

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🐰 Marisol: u need to learn to be more assertive. so 🐍 Carlos took ur phone, what are u going to do?

🕷 Magdalena: right, um 🐍 Carlos give my phone back!

🐍 Carlos: OK prima here

🐰 Marisol: good! now let him have it

🕷 Magdalena, handing it back: you can have it!

🐰: no!

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🕷 Magdalena: Please, just don't accidentally kill someone, ok?

🐍 Carlos: I’m not a fucking idiot

🐍 Carlos: I know how to do it on purpose

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🐰 Marisol: Handcuffs?? Who do we know that has handcuffs?

🐍 Carlos: Well, 🕷 Lena and I—

🕷 Magdalena: [elbows Carlos]

🐍 Carlos: -wouldn’t possibly know.