#cesarmadrigal

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Bonus:

🐍: I'll be "dating"

🐸: and I'll be "hallucinations"

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🐍 Carlos: What the fuck?

🕷 Magdalena: We seem to be trapped in one of those "can't leave until you have sex" rooms

🐸 Cesar, taking off his ruana: Okay no choice then

🕷 Magdalena: Wait, the sign says, "can't leave until you are emotionally honest with each other" room

🐸 Cesar:

🐍 Carlos: We're going to die in here

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🐰 Marisol: we need to open this locked door. 🐸 Cesar give me your credit card

🐸 Cesar: here

🐰 Marisol: [pocketing it] thanks, 🦊 Carlitos break down the door please

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🐸 Cesar: Do you have a novio?

🐰 Marisol: ? Yes.

🐸 Cesar: Hm, we'll have to find him a new girlfriend.

🐸 Cesar: I want you.

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🐸 Cesar: And thus, by slowly taking larger and larger amounts of these small doses, our bodies will become used to the poisons, eventually making us immune to even lethal amounts.

🦊 Carlitos: Man, I thought we were just doing drugs together.

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🦊 Carlitos: the person who invented math should not have any friends either.

🦉 Carmelo: you're just a hater, maths is applicable in almost every field

🐍 Carlos: be applicable to some bitches, nerd

🐸 Cesar: just answer me this, how would we calculate the distance between earth and the stars, other planets, moon etc, if trigonometry and maths didn't exist?

🦎 Camilo: with bitches, that's how

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🦎 Camilo: had a dream my girl shit herself at the club so i shit MYSELF to make her feel better

🐸 Cesar: why the fuck didn't you just leave?

🦎 Camilo: i'll do anything for Her

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🐸 Cesar: why do you have so many keys?

🐰 Marisol: i have a lot of door access, everyone trusts me!

🐸 Cesar: no, i mean why do you carry them all with you, even now?

🐰 Marisol: oh i see! because they can't walk by themselves