because then I just start headbanging and screaming til my heart aches from how suddenly it was resurrected from cowboy hat suffocation, but that’s a special case. I listen to country radio and what makes me feel the worst is that I like most of the songs. I singalong to country radio and make a list in my head of all the prominently featured dudes I’d serve a poisoned Randarita to.
Tess McGeer
“cowboy hat suffocation” – MIRANDry
“what is it with men? why do they always turn on you? is it because they wear hats” – MARINdry












