#mariolore

[beanthebugboi]

Why do I always have to get niche videos stuck in my head. Because I always wanna say them out loud. If I started quoting vines someone would definitely get the reference but if I start saying “I’M MAD because KADE dressed as LUIGI doesn’t wanna KISS ME” people are just gonna give me weird looks :(

[dragondoodling]

What is wrong with him <3

[narrative-bunny1864]

WDYMMMMMM DINOBUNNYCOSPLAY JUST PUT A TX2 SONG ON A MARIO LORE VIDEO ??!?

WHAT DO YOU MEEEEEAAAAANNNNN

[the-koolest-kal]

i would be your handmaiden (handmister?) and cover up your affair with the king and also cover up your murder of the king. but you're not nerdy enough to understand

[the-koolest-kal]

PEACHADETTE MY YURI

[i-welded-ur-genitals-shut]

Six Feet Down Under - not even a brother can understand this

Remembering how to be a person again. Blorboo. Not even a brother can understand something as personal as death.

[crabcanwrite]

mariolore christmas hcs

Words: 152

Fandom: Mariolore

Ships: King Boo/reader, Bowser/reader, Luma Polari/reader, Rosalina/reader, Chain Chomp/reader

Tags: Fluff, Headcanons

King Boo

Gets You: Nothing unless he really likes you, in which case he might get you a ring. Not that he's proposing, unless...

Wants: Literally anything homemade, but especially something warm like a coat.

Bonus: Absolutely loathes being given wine, like, just say you don't understand him

Bowser

Gets You: Something with his insignia on it

Wants: Would probably cry if you got him something to decorate his horns with

Luma Polari

Gets You: A star shard, he doesn't really understand what humans want but they seem to want star shards.

Wants: Nothing, tbh, he doesn't get the gift giving concept

Princess Rosalina

Gets You: A constellation, named in your honor

Wants: Anything star related

Chain Chomp

Gets You: Food she stole, doesn't matter if you need it or not. You're getting food

Wants: She would never admit it, but she secretly wants one of the fancy dresses the nobles wear

[i-welded-ur-genitals-shut]

I’m back at it again. Projecting my trauma response onto characters.

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