#marissathemutant

[ashtonregis]

I can't. I'm lost in my house and I don't know how to get out. It's a big house, man.

I guess I'll just have to find you then.

[ashtonregis]

No.

Meet me somewhere and we'll talk about it.

[ashtonregis]

I don't want to live by myself cause it's scary.

I told you I would drop by every now and then. Isn't that good enough?

[ashtonregis]

Jesus is real. Jesus is my homie.

Marissa, what do you want? Because whatever it is doesn't involve you wanting to marry me or Jesus' existence, and definitely not him being your homie.

[ashtonregis]

What if I want to change my ways and wait until marriage? I have to think about Jesus.

Jesus isn't real.. and it's a little too late for the whole "waiting for marriage" crap, don't you think?

[ashtonregis]

We can do all the wham-bam you want if we're married.

We can do all of the wham-bam I want without having a certificate and some expensive rings just fine, actually.

[ashtonregis]

But I love you.

We were supposed to keep this relationship as a “wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am” kind of thing.