Lord Markiplier, Help Us
So, lets set the mood for some story telling, shall we?
Its the last day of school, and the teachers let us outside for about.... 45 minutes, i guess? So they let us go outside, they give us some chalk and basically say "be free, but not too free, we still need to see you."
4 other friends and i have nothing to do because we are the dan howell type people that sit inside with the ac on, no windows or curtians open, no lights on, those types of people (@danielhowell please dont get offended) ANYWAYS back to my story.
4 friends and i, including my girlfriend, @southicckque, is 5 people, keep that in mind.
So we just decide to dick around and draw pentagrams on the sidewalk and start summoning shit. I just decide to start chanting 'jim, jim, jim, jim,' and everybody else fuckin joins in. So we try to get sacrifices, including friends, teachers, random objects, shit like that. We go hardcore trying to summon jim. Not slim jim, but Markiplier's jim.
But then, the bitchest teacher comes waltzing and shuts us down.
We are portraying our free right and she shuts us down. Says we arent following school rules. My girlfriend wanted to blow up in her face and say 'Well did you study and memorize the school rulebook cause we are portraying our interests and we arent even summoning satan.'
So @markiplier can you get off your stupid throne and help us fight to keep worshipping one of the stupidest fucking people you have ever created, ya dingus? Please?