Having fun with Aedan’s terrible food choices, today. Have a snippet from Devilverse :D
(Aedan) nodded towards the kitchenette. “Was thinkin’ I’d offer you breakfast again but, to be honest, the cupboard’s kinda bare. I was gone for a while, so I tossed anything that’d spoil before I left.” She unfolded herself to stand up, giving a little stretch before she took the couple of steps to the bathroom. “Meant to run to the shops before I came in last night, but someone distracted me. Still, should be something to tide us over until delivery gets here. Beer in the fridge if you wanna start your day that way. Protein bars, if nothing else.”
Mark flipped open the cupboard door after she’d closed the door behind her and grimaced. A stack of ramen packs, a handful of MRE’s, a few condiment packets, and instant coffee. And just as she’d said, one open box of protein bars, asari by the script.
Aedan popped back up at his elbow a few minutes later as he frowned down at the box in his hands, reading the sell by date. He cut his eyes towards her; from her amused glance at him as she slid the box to see what he was pointing at, there was no doubt in his mind his own face read anything other than incredulous.
She stretched up to the cabinet and set two mugs in front of them, smirk ghosting on the corners of her lips. “Those dates are just suggestions, you know. It’s perfectly fine.”
"Yeah, OK, maybe by a few weeks. Aedan, these are outta date by two fuckin' years."
"Had one yesterday morning, hasn't killed me yet.” Then she scrunched her nose up and admitted, “They're a little dry, though. I didn’t realize I’d been hauling ‘em around that long."
He snorted as he tucked them back in the cupboard. "A little dry, she says..." If he ever needed a tooth cracked, he now knew who to hit up for the operation.
"Dunk 'em in a beer, it's fine. Why waste perfectly good food; there's a war on somewhere, you know?"
"Because that's an insult to decent beer." The kettle that had been heating clicked off and he debated the instant coffee or the small box of unidentified teabags next to the jar. Given the dates on the food, it was a crapshoot on if either would be merely stale or completely undrinkable.
She went straight for the jar of coffee, spinning a teaspoon in her fingers. “You’ll have to forgive my lack of hospitality, Shep. I don’t do ‘morning after’ coffee real often.” Her teaspoon spun again, but when he glanced up there was a little curl of a smile on the corner of her mouth.
“Not a worry,” he grinned back over a sip, leaning his ass against the tiny counter. The box of petrified protein bars got shoved to the side. “But I am gonna wipe your food slate clean and get actually in-date food. Ya heathen.”
The teaspoon pointed directly at his face.
"Do not throw out my snacks; we can order in something green. In my defense, most days I need to eat out to hit my contacts."