#markbadun

[gigiphilip]

TEXT 😤 GIARK

Gigi: You're a man, so maybe you can explain this to me. Why is it a girl can tell a guy that she's not interested over and over again, throw a drink in his face, and basically ignore him all night, but it isn't until she says she has a boyfriend that he steps aside? They don't even respect fake girlfriends! Just fake boyfriends! Can you GUESS their reaction when I invent a girlfriend???

[soldealva]

TEXT 📖 MARKOL

Sol: Thank you thank you THANK YOU for that last recommendation! I'm still marginally disappointed by the lack of mythology books from Avalor in the book store but I haven't put the Norse book down since I bought it. Is it too needy to ask you for more?

[auradonstatehq]

*:・ﾟ✧ Is that [ DREW RAY TANNER ]? No, it’s just [ CHARLES "CHARLIE" FAGIN ], the descendant of [ FAGIN ]! [ HE ] is [ 24/VETERINARY STUDENT] and some say he tends to be [ NAIVE ] but he is really [ EARNEST ]. (Caro) ✧・ﾟ*:

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[lunadealva]

@markbadun​:

See, people knowing that you’re out breaking the law implies you’re getting caught. And you spend an awful lot of time studying the law, something tells me you can figure out a way around it. If you need pointers, I’m excellent at bad behavior.

I’m going to use the oldest trick in the book and plead the fifth on that one. Maybe I could figure it out, but I shouldn’t, and that’s all anyone needs to know. I’m curious about this bad behavior of yours, though -- anything I’m going to need to be prepared to defend you over, or just a little harmless ‘bad boy’ fun?