#dash:mark

[lunadealva]

@markbadun​:

See, people knowing that you’re out breaking the law implies you’re getting caught. And you spend an awful lot of time studying the law, something tells me you can figure out a way around it. If you need pointers, I’m excellent at bad behavior.

I’m going to use the oldest trick in the book and plead the fifth on that one. Maybe I could figure it out, but I shouldn’t, and that’s all anyone needs to know. I’m curious about this bad behavior of yours, though -- anything I’m going to need to be prepared to defend you over, or just a little harmless ‘bad boy’ fun?

[zevonchanca]

@markmedusa:

She’s not boring, McFucker. Just because her interests don’t include blowing shit up and taking down the monarchy like your little blonde friend doesn’t mean she doesn’t have value.

My little blonde friend, wow, somebody wants CJ coming after them and putting them out of their misery, don’t they? You must be really bored if you’re out here pretending not to know her name so that she’ll fight with you. And that’s just proof your girl’s boring, if you don’t have other things to do with your time besides this. 

[leilaniwaialiki]

@markmedusa:

When he was still alive Drogo was still alive though and I can’t see her betraying her Khal for anything. Maybe if Robb had somehow magically arrived at a time before she’d been officially married off, but there was too much bad blood between her and the Starks at that point. She was convinced his dad was one of the main reasons Rhaegar was dead. I just don’t see how that particular crackship ever could have worked.

Robb survived a whole nineteen or twenty episodes longer than Drogo did, and a book and a half longer than he did! There was plenty of time. Once she realized the usurper was dead and that Robb didn’t want the throne, he just wanted revenge on the Lannisters for what they did to his family, they could have teamed up, you never know! And if she’d somehow gotten word that Ned forbid Robert from trying to have her killed -- there are circumstances that could have made it possible, I really believe that!

[hannaharendelle]

@markmedusa:

…Fell into a bush? You’re really just going to drop that into conversation and try to act like it’s normal. Most people seem to love them both, not sure why. Dany’s pretty solid in the first book but she’s boring and predictable later on. And Jon is just so fucking honorable, it’s annoying. Especially after Ygritte’s death when he has no-one to mellow him out. I might just be bitter because they cut my favorites the Martells and the Sand Snakes out so much though.

I spend a lot of time with plants, it just happens sometimes! I mean, I don’t pay attention to her unless the dragons are in the scenes with her, too; I guess I think the animals are cuter than the people. And Jon was always in such a snowy area where there were no cool plants to look at, so I zoned out on him unless Ghost was around, too. What did they do that was so cool? They seem really lame in the show, but I guess you already know that.

[harlowtriton]

@markmedusa:

Maybe Sims can’t climb for shit? I mean, you never see those kids climbing trees. That was like Childhood 101, well, it was more like climbing fire escapes on the Isle but same deal.

Okay, then how heavy can their couch be? Lean all their weight on it and tip it over, they can do better.

[leilaniwaialiki]

@markmedusa:

Uh-huh, I know Scarlett’s the animal crazy one between the two of you. You’ve got the pig and the dumb chicken and that’s it. This definitely is, don’t subtweet me and then expect me to just ignore it, Lei.

Maybe Scarlett got me a pet to... keep me from being sad! Not that I had anything to be sad about, but maybe she just wanted to give me one so we could match. We don’t speak of Hei Hei! He’s a demon and I hate him. Pua, however, is an angel. If all the animals of the world were like Pua my attitude towards them would be a very different one. I don’t have a dad, I could have been talking about him! Very egocentric of you.