Jun 3, 2018
Christ almighty Mark, calm down, they’re strawberries (many thanks to NORBET over on Twitter for sending this my way)
#Dundee Courier#Strawberries#Union Jack#National colours#Scotland#Scottish strawberries#Marked British#I bought them#GRUDGINGLY#AND A DIDNAE ENJOY THUM#Oooh hark at me#Regular Irvine Welsh#Butchers Apron#Oh fucking hell#They’re strawberries mate#Is it possible#Just possible#You’re putting a bit much on some fruit here#More than it could reasonably be expected to be morally accountable for#Just a thought#Twitter#Contribution