#markhelly

[alysmond]

Your outie prefers two scoops of ice cream in a serving, but they must be the same flavor.

[sorrydetka]

outie mark: our wife is being TORTURED. stop having sex with helena eagan and get her OUT!

innie mark: don’t care + didn’t ask + L + ratio + you’re an alcoholic with no drip

[pussyevisceration]

they’re growing on me

[oncelerfucker]

it's not the markhelly show!!!!! it's not the markgemma show either!!!!!!!!!! it's the "can you fundamentally grind an adult human being's consciousness down into nothing, cutting them off from their entire sense of self, thus turning them into an ideal blank slate ala 1800's euroamerican christian theories about children being pure souls without sin FOR the furthering of some fucked up capitalist cult's unknown goals" show !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[helenafreakgan]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I'm fucking her innie on company time

[alegitsalvage]

[five-rat-lore]

Mark S has lived his entire life hungover and Helly R has lived her entire life hungry. They don’t even know what life is like without their afflictions. They don’t know what it’s like to feel clear and full. To feel well.

[tacktheyak]

drew mark and helly in corporate memphis style because i hate them