outie mark: our wife is being TORTURED. stop having sex with helena eagan and get her OUT!
innie mark: don’t care + didn’t ask + L + ratio + you’re an alcoholic with no drip

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outie mark: our wife is being TORTURED. stop having sex with helena eagan and get her OUT!
innie mark: don’t care + didn’t ask + L + ratio + you’re an alcoholic with no drip
and do you guys know in the podcast adam said mark isn't doing anything here that it's the equivalent of trying to impress helly by fixing a car and she's not impressed at all
they're so fucked up it moves me
New Britt Lower and Adam Scott photoshoot
seeing people downplay markhelly's relationship really grinds my teeth in a way few things do. "they will be caught in five minutes" "she's an eagan, it will never work" IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT NEVER MATTERED. NOT TO THESE CHARACTERS NOR TO THE CORE THEMES OF THIS SHOW. if you can't see the heartwrenching euphoria in mark and helly trying to be together for one more minute, that even if they die at least it will be by each other's sides, that they will have had the agency, the freedom, to live for themselves and each other for even a heartbeat in the palms of their hands, then i'm afraid you never understood this story. not the beating heart of it, not the being human part of it, nothing
maybe it's each other. that'd be a hoot.
What if your great love DIED and you’re so devastated that you got a LOBOTOMY about it so you can forget her. And you still carry your grief everywhere you go but you don’t fully know why you feel so EXHAUSTED. But it turns out she is actually ALIVE and AT YOUR JOB but you don’t recognize her because you DON’T REMEMBER HER. And you’re in a TOXIC WORKPLACE ENVIRONMENT and your name rhymes with SNARK. And your girlfriend is the daughter of your EVIL BOSS.
mark says stop pitting my two gfs against each other