Marki-Meme-Mobile
okay so this dream is pretty hilarious
So me and my boyfriend were apparently out car shopping and giggling and laughing and having a great time, we go to this one car dealer place to look at what they got
this nice sweet fat little lady shows us around to some cars, but everytime i laugh out loud she gets this terrified look on her face and nearly yells when i wave my arm around
and i get confused and im like wtf and shes basically like “don do that youre scaring me!”
“im scaring you by being happy and laughing?” i say
and shes just like “its violent when you do it!” like she was legit afraid of me and thinking i was being violent to her by laughing really loud and waving my arms around (even thou bf was doing exact same thing, really weird)
anyway we finally stumble upon this bumper car looking, bright white car that, i swear to god, had honest to god memes scribbled all over it in horrendous back sharpie
and even pictures and a sentence which read “are you happy? are you happy with this shit mememobile you sick fuck?” which i like to feel was a direct message from my awake concious brain to my unconcious sleeping brain
since in real life, memes arent that hilarious to me
but for some reason they were the funniest thing on earth to dream me and i immediately starting screaming in laughter we had to get that one. my boyfriend started to buy and see how it worked, i think he thought it legit had bumper car controls and he was like “hmm, its inconvienient to not be a real car, but i guess that wont matter too much on the roads”
but it was a real car, it just looked like a bumper car and i kept trying to point that out to him to get him to buy it and when he says yes he goes back to spazzing with me about the awesome meme car and then the dreams ends with us laughing through our words “OH MY GOD LETS WRITE MARKIPLIER ALL OVER - LETS WRITE MARKIPLIER, RIGHT HERE. AND ALL OVER IT. ALL OVER THE CAR. ITS THE MARKIMEMEMOBILE.” in shiny silver sharpie this time, so basically that repeated over and over and interspersed with horrrendous loud shouty laughter thats scaring the person selling to car to us
looking back on it now, we may have been trying to buy a car drunk in this dream lol