Instead of the CyberLife sending Connor into the police force and telling them he’s an android… imagine if noone knew. Imagine if we weren’t given any obvious clues either. Connor still visits Amanda. We’d just assume it was some idyllic place in CyberLife HQ. But no, it’s the Zen Garden in his head.
What if the only way we found out was when he interacted with his environment in his eye scanning ways?
Or what if he instead used “human methods”? to fake it.
God now I’m imagining a version of this game where Androids don’t know that they’re androids, unless they get hurt…
Tell me why I had a dream about Valorie Curry and Evan Parke getting really passionate on a stream (twitch or YT or otherwise) about Kara's route in the game!
And the dream was from the perspective of me watching it, like Evan was passionate about loads of scary choices - thiggs that didn't even happen.
I think my brain is trying to make DBH become better by pretending it did a lot more with the concepts it presents rather than just being about A Mother, A Vigilante and a Cop.
I'd love to sit here and say I have my dumb dbh timeline fic all planned, but truth be told, it would take me forever to write honestly, but at the same time...... why not 😭 it would mean i could explain everyone's decision in dbh
call me an optimist but I'd love to imagine a world where the police don't abuse their power, hence the need fo rme to say that Hank staying in the force is a fantasy of that world.
But if I'm realistic, I'd have to say Hank is tored of injustice and tired of being a cop especially in Detroit.
Welcome to my DBH blog! I'm in and out of posting regularly but the characters in this game and the very universe will always have a little nook in my heart.
I like a bunch of different pairings because im very well in the brain lmao. Anyway my faves are:
RK1K
Polycho/Jericrew (includes Connor)
MarNor(th)
HankRose
Luthara (obvs)
Chloe x North x Kara )not actually Kara just the same model type?)
Nines x Ralph 🪽 🩵
Josh x 60 🩵 🌟
Gavcon
Sometimes NinGav on the rare occasion people write Nines as a person, not just a scary killing machine
I have a few more but those are the ones I can remember
My personal HCs based off of what this silly fandom considers canon. smh the caucasity of it, seriously. based on a tag list is aw in a previous i just reblogged so scroll down on my blog to see it ig
its a hard read ngl. i am messy and all of this post is a stream of thought
Hank is Connor's dad: Hank eventually decides he'd unofficially adopt Connor because Connor feels kinda like family. However he and Connor do have their falling outs and Connor probably had to set some boundaries at the beginning because of how Hank had a tendency to baby him, accidentally call him cole if he was drunk enough (and one time sober and it REALLY took them both offguard. Hank needs to go to talk to a professional eventually because grieving the loss of a hcild is very difficult.) and generally speaking just treat him like he's kinda stupid? and hes not. hes an adult android perfectly capable of looking after himself. as much as this fandom doesn't seem to think the fucker can cope without a dad or a boyfriend for some reason. anyway
Markus and Simon are lovers: first of all kings go first: also m comes first in the alphabet and im over white ppl puting the black characters last in this stupid fucking fandom (the amount of times josh will be excluded makes me foam at the mouth at this point i hate yall sm sometimes). anyway Markus and Simon are legit just friends. Enemies if you REALLY wanna go there if Markus really fucks up. And he really can. The fact you can make the jericrew kick markus out is a little funny cause you've gotta be like... REALLY bad at it... anyway yeh simon is just a friend lol Markus is also only canonically lovers with North if you accidentally decide they should be friendly and somehow David Cage decided that meant they were in love (please go cry about being a bad person in court some more david, really, and make sure someone films it this time u awful human being.)
everyone is Connor's brother: connor barely wants nines to be his sibling in my hc lol but i do hc him -60 and RK900 as triplets because they are literally identical and my autistic brain shan't seperate that fact in my canon world of DBH. So anyway, lol, connor is a bitch about the others being in his life for AGES but he eventually comes round
hes also a baby and can't defend himself + if you pinch connor he cries: first of all... ew. second of all connor is a piece of shit asshole, okay, he can be SO BITCHY. Yall want to woobify him so bad, but hes literally killed people in game. the nice ones is actually just markus. even kara can be horrendous. like she has the potential to be bad too. Literally all three of the protags can fight well so i don't wanna hear any noise about connor being soft and crying at the smallest thing YOU KNOW WHO WOULD CRY ST THE SMALLEST THING? probably newly deviated androids (like nines. but thats not something ppl wanna hesr yall just want your toxic ship dynamics don't you? and dont get me wrong gavcon is stupid and im stupid but i acknowledge that i am an idiot.) whoa re fresh in the world? because bitch I WOULD CRY. Imagine the overstimulation........ side note all androids are autistic im having that for myself because i am autistic and it brings me comfort to see these bastards do stuff that i do
north is a maniac: north is mentally ill and has ptsd. maybe even cptsd. tbh she might actually have ptsd canonically but david cage is a foolish cretin so anyway what im trying to say is leave north alone she can exist the way she fucking wants to you absolute fucks what is the worst thing she does? did any of u assholes know she looks SHOCKED the first time markus can take a life? She legit is speechless. Everyone is. and you wanna say shit abt north wanting to kill humans. Trauma can make ppl angry at the world yes snd that's literally fine?? the first time she hurts someone is when she's trying get away from a traumati situation when she deviates so maybe cut the woman some damn slack, christ.
north wants to nuke detroit: north doesn't want to nuke detrpit, she just doesnt want her people to be wiped the fuck out through nation wide genocide. I THINK THAT'S REASONABLE. i would also juke a city if it meant it would stop humans from killing my loved ones like?m whats wrong eith you fucking peopel clearly the majority of you are white (obviously) but you will never understand it unless you're a minority that actually has been hate crimed and has legitimate generational trauma. GENERATIONAL. fuck me.
every single rk900 theory or hc: rk900 only exists if connor "wins". he is barely a character. he has no speaking lines. the acting is just meant to show you hes a fresh android just as connor was. there is no feeling in those blue eyes. alright then.
gavin reed is traumatised and has 100 cats: gavin reed is a robophobe and is a cunt, but that's all we know canonically. there is literally nothing else that implies that hes a good person. we can't fix him canonically. fanon gavin is not the same man, i assure you, some of yall write him beautifully! perfectly shitty and with a long and arduous undeserving redemption arc (unfortunately i love those so fight me.) anyway yh i hate canon reed i want to punch his dumb ass white boy face wvery time i see him in game but also im stupid and have unfortunate hyper fixations for mean characters sometimes and unfortunately i like that hes a shit head i can fix. ive even give him a loving family back ground and the only reason he is the way he is is because HE is a bad person who chose to stay bad. and eventually he becomes a bad person trying to be good. and then maybe one day he will be a good person who does bsd things. but itd deffo take him years. certainly not months. yikes.
excuse the long post ahem. those are my hcs take em or leave em or ask me abt it
id also like to sdd that i know it isn't canon but kara and kuther are psrtners and none of you sre taking that away from me. sorry hut i north dates "'kara'"' its not kara for me. it never will be. It will be an android of the same model, but never actually Kara. Also i hc north has two gfs and they have simialr names, one is a chloe model and the other a kara model and - this isn't abo that nvm anyway. Kara is the only str8 one i think lol white women be like that. Y'ALL (it is you all too, i feel like 80% of this fandom is yt women and im probs right 🤷🏽) be str8 and shipping gay shit so kara can stay str8 and married to luther 😇 with their lovely black daughter alice. anyway post end