After seeing Mikasa fall asleep, Marky pulled another great idea out of the folds of his fat. He decided to take Mikasa on a stroll around the town and meet all of his friends. They were going to the arcade to meet his friends. Honestly, I don't know if I should plural friends.
Marky hobbled over to the stairs and pressed the button. He then hobbled back to Mikasa and says "We are going on an adventure!"
Marky straped himself onto the chair-lift and Mikasa sat on his lap. Then, Marky activates the lift and Marky and Mikasa begin the rigorous journey to the top of the stairs. Halfway through their trek, Mikasa slips off and falls to the bottom of the stairs. Annoyed, Mikasa climbs up the stairs and greets Marky with a knee in the family jewels. Marky lets out a siren scream, but it is soon silenced due to his Mother yelling at him. Marky picks up his trench coat and guides Mikasa to the door. Marky opens up the door and gestures for Mikasa to go through first.
Marky and Mikasa arrived at the entrance of the arcade. The bums really added to the property value. Contrary to Marky's beliefs, the arcade was a depressing place somehow still intact even though the owner was living off of welfare. The pizza was always cold. Colder than the black hole in interstellar. The place was run down, except for the pristine condition of the arcade machines and the back room in which the owner lived.
Marky and Mikasa entered the shack, calling it a building would be disrespecting the word. As Marky approached the first victim of his greasy fingers, the owner waves at him and greets him.
"Hey Mark, how ya doing" says the owner
"Really great , Scott. I got a new friend" Marky answered
"Oh really? Is that her? Is she your niece or something?"
"No I got her off a Russian website."
Scott looked really disturbed. "Oh, okay" . Marky then went on his merry way to go play some arcade games, he liked to play all of them because if he favored one, he'd think it would become mainstream. And mainstream is bad. Fucking hipster. Of course the values of the arcade games went down, because the grease on Marky's hands would occasionally drip down onto the circuits, causing them to short and break. Mikasa didn't enjoy the games much and she looked around for stuff to steal. She found a rat, and she killed the rat. She mostly found loose change. Out of no where, just as she was finishing up clearing the prize section. A mysterious man walks into the arcade and goes over to greet Marky with a hand shake, terrible mistake. As the man's hand extends, Mikasa sees a flash of something she knows to well.
A CD.
The man sold mixtapes, not just any mixtapes. They were his own beats and bars. Mikasa was disgusted at the sight. Little did she know that the man would become very successful, at begging for money. You should see the guy, he knows exactly where to hit your guilt spot.
After some talking to the Mysterious Man for a while, Marky then yelled at Scott " Hey Scott, you think we can play this over the speaker"
Scott will never regret anything more after playing this mixtape over the speaker. Not even when he broke his E-string and he tried to fix it and got a booboo.
There is no way you could describe what was played over that speaker. The beats sounded like something out of a subway. And the lyrics. Oh boy the lyrics. He was calling out hotshots like Politicz and Drake. No rhymes, no play on words, nothing. Just yelling at people who can actually do it. When it all came together, it was like a chorus of dying whales and a dolphin tried to make a rap song, but didn't know what they were rapping about or why they did it in the first place, and why the dolphin had to kill the whales to get that special sound. It killed the rats and broke the Pac-Man machine. Scott fainted and Mikasa decided that this was her chance to finish off the prize section and took what she could fit in her pockets. Marky and the Mysterious Man were, if I called it dancing it would be an insult to the art, wailing their arms and legs in random directions. After the torture that could only rival techniques used in Guantanamo Bay, the Mysterious man begins to leave, but Marky stops him.
Marky began to introduce the two "M'kasa, this is my fair and trustyworthy friend, Daniel. We have known each other since College, I dropped out because I wanted to become a pro gamer, and he dropped out because he wanted to DROP sick beats. hahahahahahahahaha"
Mikasa didn't have to know english to sense the terrible pun.
Daniel decided to introduce himself. "Yo I'm Daniel but most people call me...
