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[bartsugsy]

Lo, while I have you here being supercilious and pretentious, or whatever else honestly I wasn't reading, can I ask you to please talk to us about the intensive process Aaron went through to buy Seb the cutest lil Halloween costume? Will Aaron just become the Heidi Klum of dads dressing their kids up for Halloween?

FUNNY U SHOULD ASK ALEX BC 

WHILE AARON WAS OUT HERE MAKING IT SOUND LIKE HE WALKED PAST A SHOP WINDOW, SAW THAT CUTE LIL DEVIL OUTFIT AND WAS LIKE HM THE PERFECT THING TO GIVE MY SON

I THINK WE ALL KNOW THAT NO

NO

AARON WOKE UP ONE MORNING IN OCTOBER WITH A MISSION

A MISSION TO FIND THIS TINY CHILD THE BOMBEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME AROUND

HE WAS GOING TO MAKE SEB LOOK LIKE THE MOST BAD ASS AND CUTEST BABY IN TOWN AND NOT ONE PERSON WOULD STOP HIM. DOTTY THOMAS WAS GONNA CRY IN FUCKIN DEFEAT AT HOW INFERIOR SHE LOOKED TO SEB’S ICONIQ STYLE

AND SO AARON TOOK HIMSELF THE FUCK OFF SHOPPING - WITHOUT ROBERT BC AARON DIDN’T WANT TO SPEND 57 MINUTES WALKING AROUND FUCKIN DEBENHAMS WISHING FOR DEATH AS ROB BITCHED ABOUT TIE PATTERNS, HE HAD A GOD DAMN MISSION AND HE WAS GONNA FUCKIN SUCCEED

AARON HAD A MULTI-PRONGED APPROACH - HE MADE HIS WAY AROUND THE SHOPS, HIT EVERY KIDS’ SECTION HE COULD FIND. HE HAD A LIST - STRONG CONTENDERS. PRICE? NOT IMPORTANT, YOU CAN’T PUT A PRICE ON 77 PHOTOS OF YOUR SON LOOKING PEAK HALLOWEEN MAGICAL THANKS.

AARON STOPPED OFF FOR DINNER AT SOME POINT AND TOOK THE OPPORTUNITY TO BROWSE THE INTERNET - NO SPOOKY BABY STONE WOULD BE LEFT UNTURNED, AARON WANTED THIS OUTFIT TO BE GOD DAMN PERFECT. HE SENT PHOTOS OF HIS FAVOURITES TO LIV  - HE NEEDED CONSENSUS HERE, THIS WAS TOO IMPORTANT TO GET WRONG AND HE TRUSTED HER TO GIVE HIM THE SUPPORT HE NEEDED IN THIS, THE MOST IMPORTANT MISSION OF HIS GOD DAMN LIFE. SEB’S WHOLE BAD ASS BABY #BRAND WAS AT FUCKING STAKE. WHAT, DID HE WANT AMBA ROCKING UP AND CRUSHING SEB’S OUTFIT BENEATH HER TINY FIST BC SHE’D DRESSED UP AS A MINI FREDDIE MERCURY? GOD DAMN IT NO. 

FUCK NO, IN THE EMMERDALE BABY WARS THE ONLY PLACE SEB DESERVED TO BE WAS TOP OF THE HEAP BEST OF THE BUNCH. ALL OTHER BABIES? FUCKIN LOSERS MATE, GO HOME. 

except leo, aaron loved his godson ok. he definitely sees that child constantly. 

IT WAS GETTING CLOSE TO THE END OF THE DAY WHEN…. FINALLY. HE FOUND IT. THE CUTEST AND MOST BRUTALLY PERFECT FLIPPING DEVIL COSTUME ANY PERSON HAS EVER SEEN. ISAAC WAS GONNA TAKE ONE LOOK AND WEEP. JOHNNY!!!! WHO!!!!!!  

 SEB WAS GONNA HAVE WINGS MATE.

FEELING SATISFIED AND PLEASED, AARON TOOK HIMSELF HOME TO HIS WONDERFUL HUSBAND AND LOVELY SISTER AND HIS BAD ASS LITTLE KID.

AND THEN HE AND ROB MADE OUT FOR LIKE 5 HOURS THANK U FOR UR TIME

[tom-at-the-farm]

6, 10, 21, 22, 34, also a question that isn't in the questionnaire uhhhhhhh you've been cursed by a goblin and now you can only watch the tv shows/movies another person watches, whenever they decide to watch them, who would you choose?

6. which shows do you think are underrated and need more love? 

Santa Clarita Diet, for sure. Fleabag. I used to say The Magicians but it seems like Tumblr has really taken to it lately? And as we all know, the website tumbler dot com is an accurate measure of the popularity of something

10. what’s one show you thought you’d love but turned out to really hate?

Gather round, children, Grandma Anya is going to tell you a story of how she fell in love with season 1 of a show about cannibalism only to have it break her heart into a million pieces, courtesy of a man named Bryan Fuller

21. if you could be a guest star on any show, which one would it be?

Either Preacher or The Magicians

22. if you could write your own TV show, what would it be like?

It would center around a Russian Jewish woman who is the same age as Jesus when he died, and all the ways this stupid hellish world has wronged her. Kristen Stewart would play me her

34. what are your top 5 shows right now?

The Magicians, Derry Girls, Fleabag, The OA, American Gods

And as for your other question, honestly it’s you. It’s always been you.

[sorenkingsley]

💓💌💟 Ringsy, please!

💓: who initiates most physical contact? Ringo prob because he’s touch/affection starved

💌: who is more likely to send cutesy texts to the other? EASY, ends each text with a kissy face emoji 😘😘😘

💟: who spends time reading their zodiac compatibilities? Easy, and he totally shook about how Accurate it is, they’re literal polar opposites (omg looked it up and everything is too True)

[capseycartwright]

@markzuckerbergs honestly alex, i constantly forget ringo is only twenty one and then i remember and i am overcome by a need to mother him. please, some hug him, give him a cuddle, refer him to some counselling sessions. i’m concerned about him, truly

[noramachwitz]

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welcome back! <3 how are you feeling?

thank you lovely people!! i’m feeling loads better and my face looks symmetrical again and my infection is gone so we’re all good again!!

[aarondinglestears]

Hi Rachel! Just putting my two bisexual cents in here. The Rob bisexuality thing is kind of a catch 22 in the sense that there's some viewers who think Robert is straight with an exception, while there's others who treat him as basically a gay man who """strays""". And like, obviously both stem from a fundamental misunderstanding of what bisexuality is and how it works. I think the show would benefit from developing & explaining Rob's sexuality independently from his relationship status. 1/2

2/2 Especially because so far, so much of his talking about it has been inextricably linked to talk of cheating and infidelity or biphobic comments from other characters, which is, uhm, Not Ideal. Hope you or your anon find this useful!

YAY thank you so much for popping in to provide the bi perspective!! This is super helpful!

What you said reminds me that the comments and projections Aaron has made about Robert’s sexuality might have also been internalized by the audience which adds to that cauldron of dangerous/inaccurate stereotyping. 

[dingleautomotives]

EMMA AND HARRIET

fhhdhfjsdf okay this is like the back cover of a really bad romance novel plz forgive me

Emma never expected that when she went looking for love and forgiveness from God, she’d find it with the local vicar instead. But when Emma starts spending more and more time at church, that’s exactly what happens. 

At first things are brilliant. Harriet is calm where Emma is intense, gentle where Emma is fierce, and for the first time since James… Emma feels like she could be happy. Harriet helps her forget herself, for a moment. She makes her feel like she could really be better. Being with Harriet…it’s like suddenly all her past mistakes make sense. 

But when one of those mistakes comes back to haunt her… how will the couple face the truth? Will Harriet stand by Emma? And if she does, will either of them ever be the same?

[itwasjustmisplaced]

@markzuckerbergs replied to your post “I finished CSI: Miami before it went off Netflix tonight. I would like...”

CONGRATS!!! You did it! I knew you could do ti

Thank you, Alex. I do miss Horatio and Ryan yelling at Walter and it’s been less than 12 hours. What the hell is wrong with me?