More happy AU! Jayvik with jaybies: Part 3
Street Interviewer: Councilor Talis, you have a husband and kids right?
Jayce Talis: Yes, I’m actually on a date with my husband right now! *Gestures over to Viktor, who is getting sweet milk*
Street Interviewer: If your husband and one of your kids was hanging from the edge of a cliff, who would you save?
Jayce, no hestation: My Husband.
Viktor, who came over with his sweet milk in time to hear the whole exchange: You WHAT???
Jayce, to the street interviewer: That was an unfair question.
Viktor: I cannot believe you would say something like that!!! *Begins to rant in Czech*
Viktor, drags Jayce through the market stall: *Continuing to rant*
Viktor, pausing, suddenly speaking in English: You choose my babies every time!!
Street Interviewer: Oh Janna, I think I might have ruined their marriage…
Jayce, softly: Baby! We can always make more?
Street Interviewer: Oh my gods! Did he just-