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See you at dinner~-JM

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Pray tell why...-JM

"Because I am already out the door."

Cue dramatic exit to rival that of Gone With the Wind or Casablanca.

Oh, no, I don't think I'll be doing that...-JM

I'm afraid you've no choice.

But where's the fun in /that/?-JM

Not everything is about fun, Mr. Moriarty.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

Might be why I had my secretary do it; he's so good at mimicking handwriting-JM

Well then, I believe you've given me sufficient enough evidence to annul this marriage.

Thank you, Jim; I believe we're through here.

Foolish mistake on your behalf...-JM

Actually it would be a mistake on your end.

Besides, I would never be so foolish as to sign a pre-nup.

Oh no no no. Part of the pre-nup. Thought you read it?-JM

No.

So, when do I get my share of your conquests, my dear? This /is/ a family business now...-JM

My conquests? I'm assuming you're talking about my clients.

And that would be never.

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