1. Two years ago i had this friend (lets call him xyz lol) and we were pretty close and shit but like in a very buddy buddy way (good to add im biologicaly a woman and back then i was discovering my gender and sexuality so i was very feminine presenting and now i use he/they xd). And there was a situation that he pushed or hitted me (i dont remember ) and after that i was like fuck it im not gonna be friends with him anymore. Well in like june (or july) somewhere holiday season anyway, he texted me that he liked me yk romaticaly. Not really proud of my respose bcz i wants the nices however today (after 2 years just gonna say) (again) he apologized and stuff and now I don't know if i want to be in contact with him again cause well the situation happened and it was pretty shit for me back then. Yeah here im just asking for advice bcz he havem't really changed from what i know but he was nice while textinggggg😔 (and also if i remember good he was pretty shit and kept insultingg everybody) but like. I need a new friend so maybeeee
2. This one is actually funny for me so yeah. Basically theres my very insicure ex in my year and shes now a "new woman" basicaly decided that shes hetero and is an active christian. I have nothing against it bcz like, cool, nice youve finally found yourself but you dont have to act like you are better then everyone bfr. On the other side we have this girl who i was best friends for 4 fucking years since shes annoying as hell now and when someone has a different opinion she decides that they are wrong, just living with this mindset for years. Nobody wanted to be friends with her so i decided like "alright maybe shes nice" she was till she met my ex. Now they are church bestis which, again, fine HOWEVER im a freaking saint paul compared to them. And im a marauders fan with is speaking for itself (the gayness) (and an active rosekiller shipper just on the side note soooo). Its just funny to me for some reason bcz they are trying to push me and my other friend down even tho i won't have them in my life like in a month or so lol.
Damn i really need to find new friends.
Uh yeah thats all have a nice day/night/mars occupation : D
Hello!
Okay for the first part: I mean…I’m iffy on this one. You said he gives okay vibes now? Does he respect you? Your gender? If so, you could give him a chance, but I would do so hesitantly. Keep your guard up, you know?
For the second part: Yeah, sounds like two judgmental people found each other, lol. I would look for new friends as well.(Go Rosekiller!)
I mean okay you do you but Venus is a fugly word like v e n u s ? 🫤 Jupiter sounds prettier 😍🪐 someone who is named jupiter def has blonde or orange hair, ☺️ or dyed it to be like purple or blue 🤩🥰
It's ironic that you say that the name "Venus" sounds ugly, because the planet was named after the Roman goddess of love and beauty. Jupiter, on the other hand, was named after the king of the Roman gods.
Roman mythology was influenced by Greek mythology, so they were derived from Aphrodite and Zeus, respectively...
In short, you've indirectly called Aphrodite's name unsightly, hee-hee...
Also, I've been going through your Mars tags... what's the chandelier story?
Love, Mars Anon
I’d almost forgotten about that ASDFGHJKL. (I just wrote this but then deleted all of it with a missclick. :’)))) the original was so much better u gh I’m sorry)
Mars and August got. uh. ~lightly~ drunk together one night, and Augi pointed out that the Big Boi chandelier Mars had in his current mansion was big enough to have sex on, even she wasn’t THAT dramatic, etc etc. She was just joking but Mars really was THAT dramatic, arrogant and fuckin WASTED lmao, he decided to try it after she left. Luckily he knew he would never get a human up there, so he just decided to jerk off.
Turns out he was too heavy for the supports with his wings out, it broke and fell and he ended up hurting his wing because he was too drunk to save himself. He could have fixed it via heavengating, but again, he was very drunk and sore and done so he just went to bed to sleep off the inebriation.
Queue Emala waking him up in the morning on an impromptu visit VERY CONCERNED about his wing, enough to keep checking he was okay even after he went back to Heaven to heal it. Enough that she checked during the lunch with Augi. Augi who put two and two together with Mars lying about how he hurt it and his humiliated expression. Augi who couldn’t even look him in the face for two whole entire years without wheeze-laughing.
They never told poor Emala because they’re Good Big Siblings and they don’t want to scar her, so she’s been suffering in ignorance for years. Ben, however, figured it out and has been Suffering ever since. :’)
[August was not allowed in that mansion ever again, and he sold it after a while because he couldn’t stand the Shame.]
More on Stuck-Up-Baby™!Tony: Baby Tony is a sassy little shit, but no one knows this yet because he was taught to keep his tongue at home. The longer Tony spends time with his new best bud Rhodey, the more relaxed he becomes.. One day he says something /super/ salty and sassy that takes Rhodey by surprise. Stuck-Up-Baby™!Tony is horrified, but Rhodey just bursts into laughter and nearly bowls himself over. Tony let's out a tentative laugh, a little unsure. But it makes Rhodey's /day/ -Mars (1/?)
(2/?) so Tony loosens up a bit about Keeping Up Appearances®. He’s still a little tentative about it, hesitates before unleashing the Sass™, but Rhodey seems to find it delightful and at this point that’s all that matters to Tony. Rhodey, on his part, loves this kid and wants to keep him Safe and Protected, (and damn anyone who ever hurt this Straight-laced Baby,) finds this new side of Sarcasm and Wit from this Stuck-Up-Baby incredible
3/3 When they grow up and Tony blossoms from a Stuck-Up-Baby bud into a Laid-Back|Work-Hard/Party-Hard flower, and Rhodey becomes a Military Man, Tony makes it a bit of a game: If he can make Rhodey laugh when Rhodey is Not Supposed To Laugh, on their Movie Night Tony gets to pick whatever Chickflick he wants. (After Tony calls some Senators ‘ass-clowns’ on Live Television and Rhodey has to cover his mouth to hide a snort, They watch 'The Other Woman’ and Tony’s smug for weeks.
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Are you implying that Tony’s sassy nature was influenced by Rhodey Mars. Because if you are I love this very much.
Okay but Tony always thinking all these sassy remarks to say to teachers or people in his head but never doing it because it was a no-go at his own home, and freaking out just a little bit every time Rhodey said something sassy.
It’s not even like a full sassy remark that starts it off, Tonys just so relaxed one day he sees Rhodey eating the last slice of pizza and just goes “Oh you bitch.” and Rhodey is fucking dying Tonys never said that to him before. While Tony is internally freaking the hell out because he’s not used? to people laughing? When he does that? He expected Rhodey to get angry or at least be upset. But he just freaking cackled at Tony and maybe? it’s okay? for tony to say whats in his mind?
So he tries it out really cautiously and Rhodey knows this and he makes a point to laugh and make Tony feel safe when saying stuff like that.
So Tony eventually gets comfortable with his sassy mouth sassy mind ™ and he and Rhodey start bantering for fun all the time. Other dorm members are really concerned about their relationship because nearly every night they’re practically screaming insults at eachother. (in actuality, both boys have just gotten so excited to sass and be sassed they just started getting louder and louder.) and really confuse them the next day on how they seem so buddy-buddy? The baby of the MIT dorms is following Rhodes around like a puppy all day. They must have made up?
Tony spends the next holiday break back home, he comes back even more tight lipped than ever.
Rhodey has secretly started to plan how horribly and intensely he’s going to scream at Howard the first time he actually meets him because how dare you make your own son feel unsafe enough they wont even make jokes anymore because they’re that scared of what you threatened to do or did.
So the first time Tony unintentionally sasses him again (and Rhodey can see the uneasiness in his eyes the moment he realized he did) Rhodey makes a point to laugh and say he missed him.
Tony gets better again, he spends nearly every single break either at the dorms or with Rhodeys family instead. Tony learns how to trust himself and his mind and reminds himself often that Rhodes loves loves loves his sass so it’s okay to do it to press and interviewers because he knows Rhodeys going to see him and laugh his ass off.
Would Mars like it more if I just asked him to teach me instead of me going to classes? Because I just want to satisfy him the best I can. I know he misses ballroom parties from back in the day, so I'm hoping to help him relive it as best as I can. (Plus those sessions with him don't sound bad at all 👀)
Love, Mars Anon
Oh HO darling Nonnie he would love it. He would give you A Look when you first asked, like he’s sizing you up (slowly and deliberately) with raised eyebrows. He would push you really hard at first, to see if you’ll give up, but if you don’t he’ll ease up a bit like he’s more impressed - maybe a little touched that his favourite little human really does want to do something so nice for him!! - and he’ll start praising you more and being a bit fairer... and a bit more... ~relaxed~ about it. He’ll also do an infuriating thing that is he’ll touch you inappropriately while he’s “only showing you how to move for this step” but then act like he didn’t do anything. And it’s very hard to concentrate when you know he’s hard and he’s so close...
honestly he probably loses control at some point and just blatantly starts fingering you in the middle of the dance studio before it devolves into him just fucking you right there
HELLO HONEY I feel super bad I haven’t finished your second drabble yet (thank you for requesting you absolute love!!), I’ve rewritten it twice but I’m still not rlly happy with it and I wanna make it something good for you!! But in the meantime while my inspiration is charging, here’s some tidbits/headcanons(?idk) about ya boi Mars!! (and quite a few are NSFW so... beware XD)
◆ He spoils you outrageously, he’s accumulated a lot of wealth throughout his very, very long life and has a taste of the expensive and the extravagant. He spares no expense, and that extends to you as well. Whatever you want, you will have. Simple. he’d probably find a way to give you a unicorn tbh, he doesn’t take no for an answer
◆ He’s unfortunately gone a lot, mostly in heaven doing his angel duty, but he always comes back, and he makes his time with you count
◆ There’s a rumor that an angel’s wingspan correlates to the size of ~other parts~ and Mars’s wings are second only to August’s
◆ He preens his wings every morning like he does his hair, and invites you to help him, if you’d like
◆ He’s quite jealous/possessive and likes you to “prove” that you love him most
◆ Loves your body, can’t stop looking at you, likes to make you squirm by telling you just how much he loves you
◆ He’s terrible at controlling his grace, and he will often burn you with it... not that it feels wholly bad when he does
◆ His sisters love you!!! well August does take a while to warm to you but Augi’s just an aloof asshole cat lady, don’t mind her
◆ He’s very, very dominant and expects you to follow his every order exactly
◆ He can and will punish you if you disobey him
◆ Absolutely a sadist and likes seeing you squirm and beg
◆ He loves the sea, so expect a lot of vacations there
◆ He loves it when you stroke his ego
◆ He loves it even more when you stroke other things
◆ Watching an angel losing control and making noises that can only be described as heavenly is very satisfying
◆ He loves it when you give him oral, but he doesn’t return the favor very often..... unless he wants something, then he will go to town on you, and he’s very good at it
◆ However, he can and will finger you for hours and/or use expensive and excellent toys on you till you’re crying
◆ He loves to overstimulate you until you don’t know whether you want more or want him to stop
◆ Will do anything and everything to make you come completely undone
◆ Not that great at aftercare, but if you trap him or bribe him he will do it
◆ Reads to you a lot
◆ Is scared of Doesn’t like dogs, but he will tolerate cats and he loves birds
◆ He’s flawlessly charming whenever you introduce him to the people in your life and always wins them over
◆ “Show me how much you love me... Ah, good girl...”
◆ Classical music plays a lot, he’s kind of a music snob and claims “the older the music the better it is”, but he is interested in some of your music... he just tries not to show it because he never likes being proved wrong
◆ Will grudgingly watch your favourite shows/movies with you
◆ He has an angel’s stamina, an angel’s recuperation and an angel’s strength; he can and will run you ragged
◆ If he hasn’t been home to undoubtedly the mansion he bought just for you two in a while, be prepared to be fucked on every stable surface in the place once he gets back
◆ His praises are so sweet they make you cry
◆ Mars has a lot of friends and associates that he likes rubbing elbows with, normally invited to his home, since it’s normally grand and has a lot of space. These classy parties always involve you being dressed up and socializing. Sometimes Mars takes pity on you and lets you escape after a while... others he decides to be nasty and make you stay the whole time (and a lot of the time, he teases you under the table or otherwise out of sight until you’re a horny wet mess)
◆ If you’re out for the day, be prepared to find your favourite food waiting for you... and a box of prettily wrapped lingerie on the bed, picked out just for you and sized perfectly
◆ He knows exactly how to make you blush
◆ He can turn you on with a single look at this point
◆ Loves touching every inch of you
◆ You find out that you can actually pray to him while he’s in Heaven and he’ll hear you... and should you ever use this information in a way that it was ~definitely not intended to be used in~, you’ll find that a very turned on, half-impressed half-pissed Mars storms into the room after just a few minutes
◆ It depends a lot of his mood, but more often than not you will end up with bruises after sex, he curbs himself a bit (otherwise you’d be straight-up dead) but apart from that he’s not gentle at all
◆ You’ll learn a lot about your body and oral sex, because he will make you take him deep
◆ His singing voice is absolutely gorgeous
◆ His kisses are always so deep and passionate they leave you breathless (OR they’re so chase and sweet they make you want more)
◆ He shows off to you a lot
◆ He works out just to show off, since his body is a reflection of him and exercise doesn’t actually change it much, and he loves doing it to fluster you
◆ If you want to go somewhere, just ask and he will open a heavengate and take you there, no matter where it is in the world (downside to this is you always feel sick and dizzy for a bit after going through a heavengate)
◆ He loves it when you’re his obedient little toy
◆ It doesn’t matter if you’re in public, if he is in the mood, he will find a way to have sex with you, somehow. Better practice being quiet, because it is a skill you will use often
◆ When he really gets carried away during sex, his glamour will fade and his wings will show through
◆ Hope you like the smell of roses, since they’re his favourite flower and favourite scent. Even if he doesn’t actually have them planted, he’ll still smell like them
