isnt @sakuxraipho the cutest and most considerate Husband in the whoooole wide world? I love you so much bear <3
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isnt @sakuxraipho the cutest and most considerate Husband in the whoooole wide world? I love you so much bear <3
Mr & Mrs Quiz
1. What would your partner say are your worst habits? being gassy too often 2. What are their worst habits? scheduling every Minute of his time. 3. What three words would you use to describe your partner? Kind, smart, perfect 4. What three words would they use to describe you? funny, smart, gassy 5. If they had to take one thing to a desert island, what would it be? Newspapers 6. What would he grab first in a fire? Our kids 7. What was the best present he ever gave you? Our kids ♥ 8. Who would play them in a movie of their life? Watanabe Ken 9. What are you most likely to argue about? When one of us is too busy. 10. What is he most scared of? heights 11. What is his guilty pleasure? being a busy man 12. What is his most embarrassing moment? when he tried to do the woohoo with his pants on. 13. What is his proudest moment? when he became a newscaster 14. What were their exact words when they proposed? .... “it has always been you ...... do you wanna marry me, for real?!” - i dont know anymore xD 15. If you compared yourself to any celebrity couple, who would it be? not exactly a “celebrity” couple, but we would be like Marshall & Lilly 16. If they could have plastic surgery, what one thing would they have done? he wouldnt do anything. ♥ 17. Where in the world do you most want to travel together? Mexico ♥ anywhere we havent been yet ♥ 18. If your partner could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, who would it be? Yoshiki 19. What’s the most romantic thing they’ve done for you? He has done so many things for me. I think it was when we renewed our vows, and he and all of the male members of both of our families did the “ai wo sakebe” dance ♥ 20. What was the last movie he cried at? Guardians of the Galaxy? 21. What’s his party trick? Making blankets float 22. Which celebrity does he think they look most like? uh.. this one pornstar. xD 23. What’s the one thing (apart from you) he couldn’t live without? Scented Candles 24. If they could have a super power, what would it be? Timetravel ♥ 25. Who is his celebrity crush? Cameron Diaz 26. Which one of you would fetch more in an auction? he would 27. If your partner could be famous for anything, what would it be? He already is, for his talent in singing and acting (and his good looks fufufu) 28. You, their favourite sports team, their mates, their job — order these in priority (use ones relevant to their partner) me, his mates, his job and his favorite sportsteam. WHO IS... 29. Who’s the funniest? me 30. Who takes the longest to get ready? me 31. Who’s the most attractive? He 32. Who’s the best dancer? He 33. Who gets the last word? Me 34. Who takes up the most room in bed? me 35. Who does most of the cooking/housework? Me (we try to split it up, but i do it most of the time. but if i ask him to do something, he will ♥) 36. Who’s the one to remove the spider from the room? HE HAS TO! (I remove snakes, thats our deal) 37. Who’s the better cook? Me NAUGHTY... 38. What is his favourite position? Cowgirl 39. Are they a boob or bum person? Both, with a stronger tendency to boobs 40. Where is the strangest place you’ve had sex? There were so many. Car, Scooter, Airplane, club-toilet, porn-cinema.. the list goes on and on. 41. How many dates did you go on before you did the deed? We wohooed multiple times before we had our first real OFFICIAL date. 42. Who has the weirdest orgasm face? he does 43. In which room do they most like to have sex? living- and bedroom 44. What do they think your bra size is? 75A 45. Which celebrity, should they meet, would your partner be allowed to sleep with? Preferably no one. 46. Which of your friends do you think he? And which one fancies him? Kazoooo FIRSTS... 47. Where was your first kiss? At his place 48. What was the first film you ever saw together? tough one, but it could have been either Pikanchi or KCE - the movie 49. What was his first job? Idol 50. What’s the first thing he does in the morning? Pee with morningwood read the newspapers 51. Where did you go for your first date? Our first real and OFFICIAL date was at the Obon festival. We went as friends and came back as a couple. 52. When did you first say “I love you”? In 2012, when we were friends with benefits and he was finally single! 53. What was the name of their first girlfriend? uh.. 54. How old were they when they had their first kiss? 16? i dont know 55. What was the name of his first pet? Nel, Maui & Hachi THE BASICS,.. 56. How many times did they take their driving test? Once 57. What perfume/cologne does he wear? The ones i gift him xD 58. Who is his/her best friend? Kazooooo 59. What colour eyes do they have? dark brown 60. Name all his cousins - I CANT 61. What are your pet names for each other? Baby, Marshomallow & mimipad, Bear and pupu 62. How do you like to fall asleep? Cuddling or apart? CUDDLING 63. How many children does he want? 5 :D 6 64. What’s his alcoholic drink of choice? Beeru 65. What shoe size do they have? 41 FAVOURITE... 66. What is your favourite body part of theirs? HIS ARMS 67. What is their favourite body part of yours? my lips 68. What is his favourite restaurant? our phoOooo-restaurant 69. What is their favourite song? the one that goes like.. Dadddaaaa, dadadaaaaa 70. What would they say yours is? T.A.B.O.O 71. What is their absolute favourite meal? Anything with Shellfish 72. What is his favourite film? he has many by now, it used to be AHX, but now it could be so many more. 73. What is his favourite book? does the newspaper count as a book? 74. What is his favourite dessert in a restaurant? Pudding? 75. What was his favourite subject at school? It wasnt math and science. Maybe english?
500 Miles (Proclaimers) Madlips
When I Sleep yeah I know I`m gonna be I`m gonna be the Bear who Shits next to you When I go out yeah I know I`m gonna Walk I`m gonna Walk the Bear who goes along with you If I get Huge yes I know I`m gonna be I`m gonna be the Bear who gets Huge next to you And if I Cook yeah I know I`m gonna be I`m gonna be the Bear who`s Crying to you But I would Laugh 500 miles And I would Laugh 500 more Just to be the Bear who Faked 2 miles To fall down at your Key When I`m working yes I know I`m gonna Turn I`m gonna Turn the Bunny who`s working Sharp for you And when the Magazines comes in for the work I`ll do I`ll pass almost every Cup on to you When I come home yeah I know I`m gonna be I`m gonna be the Bunny who comes back home to you And if I grow old well I know I`m gonna Honk I`m gonna Honk the Bunny who`s growing old with you But I would Laugh 500 miles And I would Laugh 500 more Just to be the Bunny who Shocked 2 miles To fall down at your Bread When I`m Edible yes I know I`m gonna be I`m gonna be the Giraffe whose Edible without Sho When I`m Tooting yes I know I`m gonna Doze Doze about the time when I`m with Sho. But I would Laugh 500 miles And I would Laugh 500 more Just to be the Giraffe who Waited 2 miles To fall down at your Apron
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Dear Sweetheart, @sakuxraipho I lay awake all Book thinking of you, your Small smile, and our Closet in the Tokyo. Shakily, I recall our meeting, how my heart Walked with Candy when I first saw you. How Dusty you looked in that Red Backpack and those two DirtySocks on your Eyes! I cherished every moment we were together and was Flat when our date came to a close. I can`t say how Roughly I regret spilling Beer on your Bellybutton; you were Stinky about it, however, for which I am grateful. You are so beautiful when you`re Stinky. You`re Nice most other times. Your eyes are like deep pools of Urine, warmed in the moonlight. Your cheeks are as rosy as Windows. Your lips are like succulent Cookies. Your hair is Pink like a Zebra on a summer`s day. I can`t wait to Dream with you again. Write soon. Lovingly, Your Friend
Dear Sho , @sakuxraipho It has come to my Bed that you are the Best boy in the Banana. My Pinky Toe starts Burping a Table every time you speak. I would like to Sleep if you want to go to the Halloween with me next Saturday. If you Drink please Pee at me in Cuba in 2 Years. I Walk you and everything about you. Hastily, Satomi
My Madlips story. My "Dream Man" should, first of all be very Flat and Huge. He should have a physique like Brad Pitt, a profile like Kim Kardashian, and the intelligence of a/an Red Panda. He must be polite and must always remember to Eat my Fart, to tip his Door and to take my Ellbow when crossing the street. He should move Stinkily, have a/an Hard voice, and should always dress Stupidly. I would also like him to be a/an Gross dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper Heavy nothings into my Nipple and hold my Mesmerizing Ashtray. I know a/an Guitar is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is Sho
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... until @sakuxraipho and me take off to cuba <3
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“Kids, no running!” He whispers as loudly as he can without waking up his sleeping wife as he’s on his way up the stairs while carefully carrying a tray. Sora is already waiting by the door, his siblings soon joining him. “Alright. Once I open the door, you will not run to the bed. We’ll sneak to your mother and wake her up gently, okay? No running and yelling,” he gently scolds the kids who are excited to surprise their mother. “Let’s go,” he whispers with a smile and holds the tray awkwardly with one arm as he opens the door slooowly and signs the kids to go in first. “No running,” their dad reminds them and the kids obey, sneaking towards the bed while giggling silently. The twins hold hands as they follow their older siblings. Sora gets impatient and climbs onto the bed, looking at his sleeping mother with a cheeky smile. “HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEST MOM!” He hug attacks her and gives her a big smooch, the other kids following his example while their dad bursts into laughter. “Cheeky kiddos!! But yes happy birthday, Satomi-chan! We are here to deliver your special birthday breakfast,” he makes room on the small night table next to he bed to set the tray here while the kids still cuddle with their mother lovingly. “As you can see, I won’t be the only one spoiling you today,” he laughs and sits on the edge of the bed as he watches his family. “Come on kids, let mama taste the breakfast we prepared for her together. We can all cuddle with her soon,” he gently guides the kids away so that he can offer the tray to his wife. There are pancakes with a cup of coffee and a glass of orange juice, and a single rose lying on its side. “We prepared the pancakes for you together. There is still a small mess in the kitchen but don’t you worry, I will clean it all up. You just enjoy your breakfast. Happy birthday. ♥” The kids are all still sitting on the bed and yell together, some in a more babbling manner: “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
For once it was her who slept in. After not sleeping good or long these days, she really needed that good night rest. Satomi was in such a deep sleep, that she didnt even notice that her Husband woke up and that he even made breakfast with the kids. Even though Sho told the kids to be quiet and slowly, she already heard them outside the door, but she didnt want to be a party pooper, so she pretended to be asleep, until Sora Hugattacks her. “Good Morning” she says with a smile, hugging all kids at the same time. “What a sweet surprise, sneaking in here with Papa and making me breakfast” Satomi smiled widely before looking at her Husband and at the breakfast. “It looks and smells delicious Baby, thank you very much. All of you” She chuckled softly as they all yell ‘Happy brithday’, thinking that this is really a nice and special birthday, before digging in happily.