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I love you wildly, insanely, infinitely.
Boris Pasternak, Doctor Zhivago (via dictator-of-tastes)
We are happy to welcome our Daughter Sakurai Miya 桜井みや to this world. She was born on 25th October 2015; 6:24 pm. She weighs 3188g and is 47cm small.
Our Baby turning 4 years old. Damn how time flies @sakuxrisu
My memory loves you; it asks about you all the time.
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Yeah…that.
Explanation is needed!
Everyone has their riole to play!
I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with any music you play!
He’s dancing to Carry On My Wayward Son. It’s surreal.
AGAIN?! SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS. THIS TOOK UP ANOTHER 2 HOURS OF MY TIME TRYING TO DEFEAT IT. 2 FUCKING HOURS OF MY LIFE I WILL NEVER GET BACK. THIS IS LIKE CASTRATING MY INNER MUSICIAN. I TRIED GREGORIAN CHANTS, AFRICAN TRIBAL DRUMS, AND EVEN THE OLDEST SONG KNOWN TO MAN AND NOTHING FUCKING WORKS. I’M SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT. I’M GOING TO GO QUIT DREAMS NOW.
P.S. it’s the low framerate. Music isn’t lying, your eyes are
its always them goddamn deceptive eyes huh
ugh, i LOVE this so much. things like thing are the things i need.
“Babies only cry if they are hungry, need changing, or need to be picked up”
Lies
Babies (and small children) also cry for reasons such as:
1. “I am tired and that makes me angry”
2. “I scared myself with a fart”
3. “You are the wrong parent”
4. “I ran into something with my face”
5. “I’m facing the opposite direction then the one I want to”
6. “I fell asleep in one place and woke up somewhere completely different”
7. “I am a very small person in a very big world”
8. “I got scared because YOU farted”
Babies have more then 3 states of being and sometimes you just have to hold them and bounce them gently while saying solemnly “yes it is very hard to be a baby” because frankly it is
you have to remember that when you’re that tiny… pretty much any bad thing that happens to you is LITERALLY the WORST thing that has ever happened in your life. they have no perspective. everything is awful. help them
#everything is happening for the first time and they cant even google it
Sakurai Sho non-no
Mr & Mrs Quiz
1. What would your partner say are your worst habits? being gassy too often 2. What are their worst habits? scheduling every Minute of his time. 3. What three words would you use to describe your partner? Kind, smart, perfect 4. What three words would they use to describe you? funny, smart, gassy 5. If they had to take one thing to a desert island, what would it be? Newspapers 6. What would he grab first in a fire? Our kids 7. What was the best present he ever gave you? Our kids ♥ 8. Who would play them in a movie of their life? Watanabe Ken 9. What are you most likely to argue about? When one of us is too busy. 10. What is he most scared of? heights 11. What is his guilty pleasure? being a busy man 12. What is his most embarrassing moment? when he tried to do the woohoo with his pants on. 13. What is his proudest moment? when he became a newscaster 14. What were their exact words when they proposed? .... “it has always been you ...... do you wanna marry me, for real?!” - i dont know anymore xD 15. If you compared yourself to any celebrity couple, who would it be? not exactly a “celebrity” couple, but we would be like Marshall & Lilly 16. If they could have plastic surgery, what one thing would they have done? he wouldnt do anything. ♥ 17. Where in the world do you most want to travel together? Mexico ♥ anywhere we havent been yet ♥ 18. If your partner could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, who would it be? Yoshiki 19. What’s the most romantic thing they’ve done for you? He has done so many things for me. I think it was when we renewed our vows, and he and all of the male members of both of our families did the “ai wo sakebe” dance ♥ 20. What was the last movie he cried at? Guardians of the Galaxy? 21. What’s his party trick? Making blankets float 22. Which celebrity does he think they look most like? uh.. this one pornstar. xD 23. What’s the one thing (apart from you) he couldn’t live without? Scented Candles 24. If they could have a super power, what would it be? Timetravel ♥ 25. Who is his celebrity crush? Cameron Diaz 26. Which one of you would fetch more in an auction? he would 27. If your partner could be famous for anything, what would it be? He already is, for his talent in singing and acting (and his good looks fufufu) 28. You, their favourite sports team, their mates, their job — order these in priority (use ones relevant to their partner) me, his mates, his job and his favorite sportsteam. WHO IS... 29. Who’s the funniest? me 30. Who takes the longest to get ready? me 31. Who’s the most attractive? He 32. Who’s the best dancer? He 33. Who gets the last word? Me 34. Who takes up the most room in bed? me 35. Who does most of the cooking/housework? Me (we try to split it up, but i do it most of the time. but if i ask him to do something, he will ♥) 36. Who’s the one to remove the spider from the room? HE HAS TO! (I remove snakes, thats our deal) 37. Who’s the better cook? Me NAUGHTY... 38. What is his favourite position? Cowgirl 39. Are they a boob or bum person? Both, with a stronger tendency to boobs 40. Where is the strangest place you’ve had sex? There were so many. Car, Scooter, Airplane, club-toilet, porn-cinema.. the list goes on and on. 41. How many dates did you go on before you did the deed? We wohooed multiple times before we had our first real OFFICIAL date. 42. Who has the weirdest orgasm face? he does 43. In which room do they most like to have sex? living- and bedroom 44. What do they think your bra size is? 75A 45. Which celebrity, should they meet, would your partner be allowed to sleep with? Preferably no one. 46. Which of your friends do you think he? And which one fancies him? Kazoooo FIRSTS... 47. Where was your first kiss? At his place 48. What was the first film you ever saw together? tough one, but it could have been either Pikanchi or KCE - the movie 49. What was his first job? Idol 50. What’s the first thing he does in the morning? Pee with morningwood read the newspapers 51. Where did you go for your first date? Our first real and OFFICIAL date was at the Obon festival. We went as friends and came back as a couple. 52. When did you first say “I love you”? In 2012, when we were friends with benefits and he was finally single! 53. What was the name of their first girlfriend? uh.. 54. How old were they when they had their first kiss? 16? i dont know 55. What was the name of his first pet? Nel, Maui & Hachi THE BASICS,.. 56. How many times did they take their driving test? Once 57. What perfume/cologne does he wear? The ones i gift him xD 58. Who is his/her best friend? Kazooooo 59. What colour eyes do they have? dark brown 60. Name all his cousins - I CANT 61. What are your pet names for each other? Baby, Marshomallow & mimipad, Bear and pupu 62. How do you like to fall asleep? Cuddling or apart? CUDDLING 63. How many children does he want? 5 :D 6 64. What’s his alcoholic drink of choice? Beeru 65. What shoe size do they have? 41 FAVOURITE... 66. What is your favourite body part of theirs? HIS ARMS 67. What is their favourite body part of yours? my lips 68. What is his favourite restaurant? our phoOooo-restaurant 69. What is their favourite song? the one that goes like.. Dadddaaaa, dadadaaaaa 70. What would they say yours is? T.A.B.O.O 71. What is their absolute favourite meal? Anything with Shellfish 72. What is his favourite film? he has many by now, it used to be AHX, but now it could be so many more. 73. What is his favourite book? does the newspaper count as a book? 74. What is his favourite dessert in a restaurant? Pudding? 75. What was his favourite subject at school? It wasnt math and science. Maybe english?
It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”
Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.
And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again
If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it
If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain “ugh you shot me blaahh”
when you push a kid on the swings ya gotta do the woosh
いろんな翔ちゃん (`・З・´)
2018.04.19 Sakurai Ariyoshi THE Yakai - Sakurai Sho, Ninomiya Kazunari, Sho
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