super short tiny little baby snippet of a Ryland Grace x reader oneshot I am working on, I just found this too funny to keep to myself!
“Question?” Rocky says suddenly making Grace blink several times.
"What?"
“Grace not listening.”
"I was listening."
“False. Grace was staring at Grace’s mate.”
Your head immediately drops into your hands.
Rocky continues before either of you can recover.
“This is opposite of listening. Is something wrong with friend (y/n), question?”
"Oh my God," he mutters.
"Do not invoke deity. Answer question."
You are laughing so hard you nearly fall out of your chair.
Grace wishes, not for the first time, that alien spiders understood embarrassment. Unfortunately Rocky possesses the social subtlety of a sledgehammer.
“Grace stare often.” Rocky observes.
"I do not!” Grace attempts, rather futilely, to defend himself.
"False."
"You cannot just say false every time—"
"Can. Just did."
And Rocky taps his claws together, clearly pleased with himself.
