#marthaberry

[oatmealdoodles]

I know we’re all having fun with our toxic Yuri but the idea of them having a genuinely healthy relationship is hilarious to me

[jackietaylorslesbianthoughts]

Wdym they tried to kill each other? They’re just in love, trust.

[blitzwhore]

Helluva Boss Apology Tour as textposts part 28/?

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22 / bonus / 23 / 24 / 25/ 26 / 27 / 28 / 29 / 30 / 31 / 32 / 33 / 34 / 35 / 36 / 37 / 38 / 39 / 40 / [41 onwards]

[doodlesofwhimsy]

Anyway-

[mollyc0ddles]

lmao, imagine forming an intimate relationship with your ex-husband's side piece

Oh wait-

[yitiaok01]

Their human forms are my fav 🤼‍♀️

[anthurak]

You know I’m already seeing people calling it ‘sweet’ that Martha and Ms. Mayberry ‘made peace’ and acting like the getting together must have been cute and wholesome and even questioning as to whether Martha knows that Ms. Mayberry put the hit on her like that would be some big dramatic reveal.

These people, I call unimaginative cowards.

The courtship of Marthaberry should be THE most unhinged, toxic-yuri enemies-to-lovers insanity you’ve ever seen.

The kind where Martha found out Ms. Mayberry put the hit on her almost immediately and decided to hunt her down for revenge, only to find that Mayberry was hunting HER down too.

And from there it’s just the two killing each other for a bit (sinners, remember?), until they switch things up and start hate-fucking, and just start flip-flopping between the two.

Then after a few days/weeks/months of fucking/blowing each other’s brains out, they FINALLY start building an actual semi-functional relationship.

One where there’s still a fair bit of hate-fucking but now they only occasionally kill each other XD

[princehungergrowls2]