Frosty fever
This is a guardians Frozen Fever AU requested by @ineedtorename with Jack as Elsa, Human!Tooth (So still half hummingbird but she has slightly more human features and long, multicoloured hair behind kinda a crown of feathers, because I want her to be) as Anna because I heavily ship rainbow snowcone and need Jack to be organising his BFF and secret crush’s Bday party, and North, Bunny and Sandy as the boys in no particular order. Obviously, it takes place in the tooth palace and the village below it rather than Arendelle, and it’s not going to be song dialogue because Rise of the Guardians isn’t a musical. Going under a cut for length, which I just learned how to do :) P.S, Rainbow and Snowcone are now their nicknames for each other because I am devious.
“Okay, it’s almost time!” Jack exclaimed in a mixture of excitement and nervousness. He’d been feeling a bit off all morning – runny nose, bit of a headache etc. – but he’d just passed it off as the beginnings of hayfever season. He was the spirit of winter – he didn’t get colds, and there was nothing else it could be.
“North, Bunny, how’s the banner going?”
“Is all good, Jack, don’t worry.” North replied as he hung huge sheets of paper with colourful letters painted on them on a rope strung between two of the tooth palace’s golden pillars. The mini fairies all flitted around making sure it was secure, dotting bird-of-paradise flowers around along with any others that matched tooth’s feathers, and hanging colourful bunches of balloons.
“Yeah, we got this, mate, don’t worry.” Bunny added, crouched down to paint the remaining three letters.
Sandy was over by the cake, sneakily picking off some of the sugar-free sweets they’d used as decoration.
Jack sniffed and rubbed his nose. “I’m not worried! I’m not worried…”
Sandy looked sceptically at him.
“I’m not! Really!”
“You’ve already checked food layout three times.” North pointed out. “I’d say you were worried.”
‘Either that, or you’ve got a cold.’
“I don’t get colds, Sandy, I’m fine. And stop dismantling the cake, you can have a slice later!”
The sandman rolled his eyes and floated up to put some sparkly sand on the banner. That, and the combination of blue, turquoise and green paints Bunny had used, now made it look like Tooth’s feathers.
“Perfect!” Jack gasped. “Imma go wake Tooth up, just try and handle everything until we arrive.”
“Relax, Jack, we got this.” North affirmed and Bunny and Sandy nodded.
***
Jack chuckled to himself as he crept into Tooth’s room and picked a cushion up from her window seat.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TOOTH!!!” he yelled, throwing the cushion directly at the now wakeful tooth fairy’s face.
“Oof…morning, snowcone…couldn’t think of a gentler way to wake me up, could you?”
Jack tossed a colourful dress at her. “Get changed and meet me outside in ten minutes.”
He then hurried outside, leaving Tooth to flop back down on her bed and inwardly complain about being woken up at 7:30 in the morning on her birthday.
***
“Tada! How do I look?”
“Wow…I-I mean, yeah, you look great!” Great job, idiot. Real smooth.
Tooth had just come out wearing her new dress, and Jack’s ears were already burning scarlet, his equivalent to blushing furiously.
Tooth’s dress was…well, beautiful. It was an off the shoulder knee-length one with a slight petticoat under the skirt, making it puff out ever so slightly. It was a gradient of light turquoise at the top to dark bluish green at the hem of the skirt, which had a pattern of gold teeth shapes embroidered onto it. There was a gold ribbon around the waist which tied into a floppy bow at the back, and the sleeves were made up of another gold ribbon which rested just below Tooth’s shoulders. All in all, she looked even more dazzling than usual, which Jack admittingly didn’t think was possible.
“Right! Bunny helped me hide a bunch of presents, and now we’re going to find them!” Jack explained excitedly.
“How?”
Jack held up the end of a red string that Tooth now saw led all the way through her palace and down to the village below it.
“Just follow the string!” he answered, right before letting out a rather large sneeze.
“Jack, do you have a cold?” Tooth asked concernedly. Jack sniffed and shook his head.
“Psshh, I don’t get colds, probably just pollen or something. Shall we?”
Before Tooth had time to object, he was already pulling her away on her presents trail. They didn’t notice the tiny snowgy who swiftly ran towards where the others were finishing the party.
Now I’m assuming if you’ve read this, you’ve watched Frozen Fever, so you’ll know what happens next. Jack leads Tooth on a complicated trail of presents, insisting that he’s fine as his cold gets progressively worse, while the growing army of snowgies try to get to the cake, Tooth starts to get very worried and they eventually end up at the clock tower.
“C-Come on, now we cliiimb!” Jack slurred, stumbling as he pointed to the clock tower with one hand and pulled Tooth along by her free arm with the other.
“Jack, that’s enough, you’re sick! We have to go home!” Tooth struggled to hold all her numerous presents and a half-eaten sandwich as Jack ploughed onwards, looking like he was halfway to falling over. His hair was sticking up even more than normal, his nose resembled a tomato, his eyes were puffy and hazy and his hand in Tooth’s didn’t feel nearly as cold as normal. It was blatantly obvious he shouldn’t be taking another step, let alone climbing a clock tower, but Tooth had learned by now that nothing could distract him from what he was doing when he was this stubbornly set on it.
“No, we have to get to out birthday chills, I mean thrills!”
By now they were halfway up the tower, Jack let go of Tooth’s hand to go further up than her.
“Follow the string to the end, you are my very best friend!”
“Jack?!”
“What? I’m fiiiine…”
They went out onto the top of the tower, and Tooth could see the most beautiful sunset ever as the star sunk behind a mountain in the distance, casting the sky into pink, orange and gold. This isn’t nearly as beautiful as you, though. Jack had planned to say.
Speaking of the winter spirit, he was tottering dangerously close to the edge of the platform.
Tooth dropped all of her presents with a gasp and shot over, wings buzzing furiously, to push Jack back onto the tower. Jack sniffled and sat with his head hung as Tooth sank to the ground next to him and wrapped her arms around him.
“Now, will you admit it?”
“Okay…” Jack sighed congestedly. “I have a cold…ugh.”
“You’re warm too…come on, back to the palace.”
Jack picked up his staff and waved the Wind over to help direct him and Tooth back to the Tooth Palace.
***
“I’m sorry, rainbow. I just wanted to make your birthday perfect…but I ruined it.” Jack groaned as they landed around the corner from where Bunny, North and Sandy were, unknown by him and Tooth, desperately trying to protect the cake and the banner from the snowgies.
“Jack, you haven’t ruined anything. C’mon, let’s get you to bed.”
They turned the corner to see the other three guardians standing atop a mountain of snowgies, holding the cake above their heads and with the banner behind them.
“SURPRISE!!!”
“Wow!” Tooth gasped.
Jack just stood there, wondering how on earth he missed about a hundred tiny snowmen being created from his sneezes. At least the mini fairies would have some new friends.
ALSO, if any artists who are bored see this and fancy doing me a favour, would anyone like to draw some art for this that i can post?
















