Trump Could Take a Shit in the Rose Garden and Eat It and When the Rest of Us Recoiled in Horror, He Would Say...
"I just invented a new food and the fake news and the hypocritical Dems attack me! Boy, let me tell you, folks, the liberal media sat there and applauded when Obama, who is sick, oh, let me tell you how sick he is, but they applauded when he ate food from the table. But I invented a new food and it comes out of your body, which is a great thing, a very great thing. But do they give me credit? Does the liberal media give me credit like they did for that normal food-eating Obama? I tell you, folks. I see some awful things in the world. Some very awful things. But all that's going to change. It'll change right now because I will make sure you and all the good people and everyone outside the media elite and Washington--I'm a politician now, hoo boy, can you believe it?--will get to eat shit, too, and trust me, folks, you're gonna love it." This is basically what he said at his commencement address to the Coast Guard graduates this morning. No joke. Day 118, May 17, 2017. Comey has a memo.
