#marvel incorrect

[spider-mandaily]

Miles: Oook so whatcha expecting for Christmas Pete?

Peter: Scars, bruises, 120 broken bones, boogers in my mask and new enemies... Maybe?

Miles: .... Well that's one way of... You know? Celebrating Christmas?

Peter: Oh and I forgot... [Showing Miles a video of J. Jonah Jameson]

J.J.J: TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND AS USUAL THIS SPIDER-MENACE MUST BE OUT THERE RUINING EVERYONE'S HAPPINESS! AND THEY SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS?! HOW CAN WE HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS WHEN THAT MENACE IS RUINING-

Miles: .....

Peter: Yeah... Couldn't find a better way of celebrating Christmas!

[super-marvel-dc]

*Loki, Y/N and Hela watching Odin disappear into the wind*

Y/N: *Starts coughing*

Loki: *Concerned* are you all right?

Hela: Are you crying? It's o-

Y/N: I think I was standing in the way of your father and I accidentally snorted some of him.

[the-marvel-files]

[notaaaaaaa]

natasha: *joking around with some tech in the lab, that makes her voice deep and breathing heavy* hey cap, I am your father.

steve: *looking up from a tablet* uh…what?

tony: *realising that they are in the presence of one of the last few people in the WORLD that has zero context or idea about THAT BIT in Star Wars, vibrating rapidly and on the cusp of exploding as his eyes light up* no one. say. A thingmrg.

banner: what? what is it?

nat: *smiling manically* he doesn’t get it. he hasn’t seen it.

y/n: *GASPS as if someone has died*

tony: *grabbing y/n by the shoulders* listen to me, under no circumstances do you say another word. If you say another word I’ll have you as my personal Guinea pig in this lab for the rest of the year.

[iwillfindanamelater]

Marvel incorrect (part 3)

Child Thor : And what do we say now ?

Child Loki : kneel.

Child Thor : no we say 'thank you'.

Child Loki : you're welcome, now kneel.

[queer-red-panda]

Headcanon where Tony (is alive) and Morgan are arguing about Morgan being ‘old enough’ to do something.

Tony: Morgan, no, you can’t come with me when I’m on a mission.

Morgan: and why not, I’m old enough!

Tony: For one, you’re four.

Morgan: …well I can count to ten!

Tony: that is not a parameter!

[azols]

Wanda: Y/n I know you are sad do you need something?

Y/n: I need it [ points ]

Wanda: But it's my breasts, what do you need it for?

Y/n: It's my emotional support.

[uhthor]

Zemo definitely saw Sharon take on Bucky in Civil War.

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