Hello.. hello.. sorry for this last minute request.. can i request halloween prompt no. 29 "i'm never going to haunted house with you again" with WandaNat or with either one of them,it's up to u, please?😁 Thank youuu! This is exciting! No rush, darling.. 😊
Cheerio!
Haunted House date with Wandanat
Summary: Going to a Halloween haunted house with your girlfriends
warnings: fluff, haunted house, talks of anxiety, ice cream and cute nat!
a/n: i had so much fun writing this !!!
You always enjoyed going out with both of your girlfriends to explore and just enjoy each other's company, there is no doubt about that. When Yelena recommended to her sister a haunted house attraction after she went with Kate a couple of weeks back, your girlfriend thought it would be a cute date idea to try. Natasha wasn’t always good at planning dates but she at least put in the effort to do something that’d be fun for all three of you and that’s what mattered.
“ We could have gone to a pumpkin patch babe,” you tell Natasha as the three of you walk together to the attraction and Natasha rolls her eyes at the constant nagging.
“ It’ll be fun dekta,” she says grabbing your hand,” Wanda and I will be there to protect you every step of the way and if you’re good, then a stop at the one ice cream shop might be in your future”. She sees your eyes light up at the mention of ice cream, never fails to get you excited and she’s happy to see you be excited now for the scary attraction.
“ Pinky promise,” You ask her and hold out your pinky, which ears a giggle from the other redhead who is busy reading a text from her brother.
“ Wanda shut up”
“ Make me Nat,” she counters and you stand between the both of them before they decide to start fighting. Wanda is the first one to calm down as she’s in a pretty good mood to have one day off. Having her girlfriends be mad at her for a dumb comment she made is not the way she’d want to spend it.
The rest of the way to the haunted house is calm as the three of you talk about what ice cream each of you are planning to get, what movie is gonna be streaming in the background while all three of you are cuddling together. Natasha out of the three of you being more excited than you and Wanda.
5 more minutes of walking later lead you to one of the coolest Halloween attractions that all three of you have laid your eyes on. Natasha gives you only a couple of seconds to look at it before holding both you and Wanda’s. Yelena downplayed how cool everything is set up and doesn’t want to waste another second outside. You giggle at how excited your girlfriend is compared to a sorta nervous Wanda but you give her a reassuring look as the three of you get in the short line to go into the house.
“ You okay Wanda,?” you ask and she nods, trying her best not to be too scared of going in, especially when Natasha’s extremely excited to go in. Though the moment that she sees the expression of Wanda’s face,brings the younger woman close to her so she can give her a hug and you join as well in the hug so she knows the both of you are there for her.
“ We’ll be here to take care of you sweet Wanda,” you mumble between both of the Avengers. Wanda has to stop herself from crying in this line but when you say the nicest thing to her. Stuff like this could trigger something from the witches past but she’s assured by the both of you that they’d be there every step of the way to calm her down. Lucky for all three of you, the line goes by fast at Wanda had recommended to go around 6pm to avoid the crowds and you all make it into the house within 25 minutes. Not to mention the fact that one of the “ zombies” at the entrance of the house recognized you and convinced the manager of the place to not charge you.
“ Least we didn’t pay to get in,” Wanda whispers to the both of you as you begin to walk into the house.
“ it means more money to add topping to our ice cream Wands,” you tell her in an excited whisper.
The further that the three of you get in, the less that Wanda is scared at the way the zombies are putting in effort to scare the customers. Natasha on the left of you, is holding onto arms with dear life. Something about how ugly looking they are scare her a little bit and she wonders how long she’ll last in the haunted house. If she was by herself then the chances of her accidentally kicking an employee would be high but she had both you and Wanda to protect you.
“ You okay Natty?” you ask the redhead to your left who’s holding onto like a koala. For someone who always spends ever second of the day acting serious, it’s a shock to see her scared about a haunted house in the middle of some farm. She gives you a thumbs down but it’s pretty telling by the way she’s acting that she’s not.
“ I’m brave y/n, i got this,” she tells you quietly but pushes through. Another 5 minutes pass by as you all continue through, Wanda is giggling like an idiot while Natasha is still holding your arms. Even after so many time that each of you asked, she still insisted on continuing. It wouldn’t be a waste of time as you didn’t spend money to get in, yet Natasha being a stubborn woman, wants to quickly get through the attraction so she can get rewarded with ice cream.
“ Nat did you want to leave ?” you ask again.
“ No i’m brave i promise both of you,” She tells you and the look on your face immediately says otherwise.
“ Did our brave girl want to be in the middle of us then?”
Natasha wastes no times in shoving herself between the two of you before you all continue to walk through the haunted house , hand in hand. A couple of peeks and Natasha is less scared as she has her two favorite girls between her to protect her from any of the zombies or scary things that go close to her.
The minute that Natasha spots the end of the haunted attractions, she grabs each of you and quickie leads you out of the place before another thing trys to scare her in any way. Once all three of you are out, Natasha brings both of you for a hug that she didn’t know that she needed so badly.
“ What do we think of the haunted house,” you say to break the silence ,only for Wanda to flick your forehead for asking a dumb question like that in this moment.
"i'm never going to haunted house with you again" Natasha mumbles loud enough for the two of you to hear her. Wanda was overall surprised because she expected herself to be more scared but seeing as it’s not the right time to mention.
“ Can we get ice cream please? I’m in the mood for some black cherry ice cream please,” she tells the both of you. You happily lead both woman to one of the best ice cream shops for some well deserved frozen dessert, you for even going through, Wanda for also making it out without being scared and Natasha for being such a brave girl for both of you even when it was obvious she was afraid
A brave girl that both of you would always protect with your whole hearts.
Can you please write Agatha x female reader who has been having terrible migraines and nothing works except for sleep and Agatha using her magic to sooth reader's brain?
Migraines and Magic
Warnings: Mentions of her coven ( brief), Lil gay activity, cute pet names, use of magic, work, fluff
a/n: god I love Agatha
word count: 1.1k words
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From the moment that you met Agatha that one day in Westview, something about her magic always drew you to the older woman. Some would assume that the brunette had used her magic to somehow seduce you into being in a committed relationship with her but it always shocks people to hear the story about how the relationship blossomed into something so beautiful.
Everyone in the neighborhood was used to Agatha practicing her magic in her house, with the garage open for the fun of it. Some people would stop by for a couple of seconds before moving into whatever plans they had but she was shocked to see you just watching in awe. It was something that you’ve never seen, which is a bit weird to say living in a world where aliens exist.
“ I don’t bite darling,” you hear the woman from the garage yell,” how about you come over so I can show you some of my skills?”
While Agatha just stares at you, she notices that you’re deciding whether to come into the garage or not. It’s not like she’s gonna do anything to you. If you yell loud enough there’s got to be someone in the houses next door to hear you.
“ Promise not to use your magic to harm me ? “ you ask which makes the woman chuckle.
“ Only if you don’t annoy me”, she jokes.
And as they say, the rest was history.
At that moment, Agatha had taken a liking to you, there was something about you that made her so interested to be near you. Though the brunette wanted to go the quick route and schmooze you, she decided to take it slow with you and it was the best choice that she made.
3 years later, both of you were living in the same house that you met, happily married to each other, with a son ( who’s Agatha’s pet bunny cause yes ). It was heaven for the both of you but there was one thing that was always not fun to deal with.
Your migraines.
About 6 months after the both of you met, the older woman offered up her home office as a space for you to do your meeting while your roommate had family over. After a grueling meeting with some stubborn coworkers who didn’t want to listen and your body betrayed you when you feel a migraine coming. Lucky for you for always planning, this was something you knew how to deal with but Agatha always felt a little bad for you. She wanted to help her loved one out but being a stubborn person, she was always assured by you that it was fine.
It was around the holidays which meant that you would be stressed trying to make all of your deadlines while all your girlfriend could do was offer up any sort of help to be a stress relief. Time and time again, you told you that it was fine so Agatha chose to clean a bit for the time being til you were done.
A couple of hours go by, the house is all clean and Agatha could hear whining from your shared bedroom. She was unsure what was going on with you, one side of her wanted to leave you be but it was best to check up on you in case anything happen.
“ How’s my little superstar doing ? “ she gently asks as she opens the door to see a heartbreaking scene.
You had all been under the bedroom sheets, and pillows as well around you. Curtains closed so as to not let any of the light in as you were experiencing a bad migraine and while sleep usually helps with it, this time around it just didn’t seem to work for you. All you wanted was the dumb migraine to go away and it made you cry which almost made your girlfriend cry as well at the scene before her.
Using all of her experience of hiding, the older woman quietly makes her way to the bed, careful to not make any noise to alert you. Once she makes it under the sheets, Agatha scoops you up into her arms to comfort you and you jump in surprise not noticing that she made her way into the room.
“ How’s my little love bug doing? “ she whispers and she gets a whine back in response.
“ y/n, can you be a good girl for me and use your words? I wanna be able to help my darling out,” she pleads quietly to you and you slowly get up from her chest even though you don’t want to.
“ It’s my head, fucking migraine,” you whisper back to her and immediately go back to laying your head on her chest to see if that helps you out for a bit. A temporary solution at this moment is so much better than nothing.
“ oh my sweet y/n,” Agatha starts,” Is there anything i can do to help you? Whatever you need me to do and I’m happy to do it?”
“ Can you use your magic to sooth me?” you sleepily tell her while Agatha is stunned to hear that her girlfriend wants her magic to help in the moment. Sure she had used her magic to do the chores in the house, sometimes even cook if you were in a clingy mood and whatnot but you never had asked the witch to use it on you. There was something in her mind that feared accidentally harming you if the spell went wrong and she would never forgive herself if anything happened to you. Not after the harm, she caused to her coven all those years ago and the harm she caused to her Coven mother.
“ Honey are you sure ? i don’t want to - “
“ Aggie please, “ you mumble as you shove your face into her chest,” I know about your past and i trust you with all my being not to hurt me, please help me, baby’.
At that moment, Agatha gets her spell book from the nightstand on her bed in her hand quickly, skimming through the pages of spells she learned over the year to see which would be the best one to use in that moment. Didn’t take long before she found one to soothe you. The book is quickly put back in its designated spot in the nightstand and she gets a bit comfier to be able to use her magic on you.
“ This isn’t going to hurt you, my love, just please remember to tell me if it does,” she warns before enacting the spell. The moment that her fingers hit your forehead, you feel relief from the terrible migraine, cuddling harder into your lovely partner for helping you out.
“ Love you aggie,” you mumble before drifting to sleep in your arms while the older woman continues her spell on you, tearing up a bit to see that after all these years, her magic didn’t hurt someone that she loved.
Summary: You didn't expect to be taken away by another version of someone you had a crush on. what happends when said person decides to read your thoughts ???
Characters: Wanda Maximoff X reader
Word count: around 1.1k
Warnings: Smut so over 18+ please no minors!!! , fingering, boobs, a bit of lactation kink, petnames, a couple multiverse of madness spoilers but no major, mind reading.
a/n: went to see multiverse again for the 3rd time...... ,and i needed to write some spicy stuff for miss wanda so this is what i got.
since there is smut below the cut, Minors please do not read!!!
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You knew that being a member of the avengers would bring a big risk to your life but you didn’t think at all that another version of your teammates, one that you had a full-on crush on would take you away from any people.
‘ maybe there’s another version of strange that isn't dead that can save me’ you think to yourself as you observe the redhead walking around to what seems like a throne for her. It’s not the weirdest place you’ve been as an avenger.
“ Face it y/n, nobody is gonna be able to save you,” she says as she makes her way to where you’re in the corner of this big shrine, feeling a bit scared as to what this version of wanda might do to you.
“ He wouldn’t just leave me alone with you,” you say to her and she lets out a chuckle, finding it funny that you seem to have hope.
“ Darling the man cares too much about himself to save you,” she pauses as she tries to read your face, unsure as to what you might be feeling,” plus I’m too powerful to be defeated him with his powers anyways”
You don't question what she meant by that and just continue to watch the redhead in front of you cast some spells, which was a bad idea because it made you think some very dirty things about her.
Yes, this might not be the wanda you knew and made a good friendship with, but you feel wrong thinking that way about her.
About her thighs between your head, her fingers pumping in and out of you at a fast pace, just so many dirty thoughts that you can just-
“ Are you thinking about the wanda in your universe?” She asked in a surprised tone and you freak out since you seem to forget that she could also read minds.
“ And what makes you say that other wanda ?”
“I’m not stupid y/n, I can say what you were thinking out loud if you're gonna act like a complete brat right now,” she says with a smirk.
This presents you with 2 options: act like a brat and act like you don’t know what she’s talking about, thus having her say your innermost thoughts, or just tell her yourself.
“ Cmon I don't have much time to wait,” she says as she pulls you close to her, seeing how close you are to her lips, wanting to just kiss this Wanda as you’ve always wanted to the one in your universe.
“ Fuck me please,” you say to her before Wanda kisses you, letting out a moan of satisfaction as she was able to effortlessly have you under her control.
And it didn’t even take that long to do so.
“ You remind me so much of my y/n, so innocent looking but all she wants to do is be a good girl for her mommy,” she says as she puts her hand under your chin, taking a minute to obverse how fuck out you already seem, excited at being able to fuck you.
‘ wait mommy’ you think to yourself. That you did not expect from your friend’s counterpart but it’s not bad.
“ Stop using that brain of your baby and how about you come and suck on mommy’s tits, I did catch you staring at them when we were on our way over here,” she says as she starts to take off the top from her outfit. Your mouth begins to water at the chance of seeing her partially naked, too horny to even be ashamed of this.
Once Wanda has the top half of her outfit off she takes the back of your head and puts it close to one of her boobs, waiting for you to suck on her nipple and you begin to do so with no instruction from her.
As you begin to suck and lick on her right nipple, you begin to hear wanda let out moans of pleasure and you feel yourself getting wet at how amazing she sounds. It only motivates you to continue making her feel good.
“When I saw you in the other Wanda’s house, seeing you eat her out and letting out all of those moans I wanted to take you away,” she pauses as you begin to suck on her nipple more,” god how about you be a good girl for me and finger my pussy too,” she says to you.
Too occupied with sucking on her nipple that you don’t even see her take off the bottom half of the entire outfit. You move from her right nipple to her left, moving your hand that was on her hip to her pussy, feeling how wet it was and you insert one finger in and go at a slow pace as to let her get to you.
“ You’re such a good slut for me, baby, gonna have to keep you as my little pet if the other wanda doesn’t come and save you herself,” wanda says and makes sure to keep your head in place so you don't move. Not that you would even move away from this woman’s boobs, even by force.
You remove the first finger from her wet pussy and add in a second one, hearing the other wanda let out a loud moan that seems to be mixed with pain at the stretch but you make sure to go slow for her.
“ Be a good pet for me and go faster, make mommy feel good, and maybe you can fuck yourself on my thigh in return,” she says to you and you make work of fucking her pussy faster while sucking on your left nipple.
It’s not long before you feel her walls flutter and she lets out a loud moan, signaling that she’s cumming but you also get a surprise as well as you feel a warm liquid come town your throat and you do your best to swallow as much of it as you can.
‘ i do not want to leave this Wanda at all’ you think to yourself before you feel her pull to so your can kiss her and she moans at how she can taste her milk on your lips.
“I’m not letting you leave my sight y/n, she says and you let out a moan at what being with this other wanda can bring.
Warnings: smut below the cut, straps, oral , rough sex, king stuff, fluff and suits. Fluff and stuff i guess
A/N: this was fun to write
18+ content below the cut , Minor do not interact or you will be blocked <3
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Meeting Valkyrie when she was on Sakaar
She vowed never to fall in love with anyone else after Hela had wiped out her sisterhood and lover.
was hesitant at first to talk to you but got comfortable when she realized Hulk liked you as well
Hulk seemed like a good judge of character and he was right as you got close
You were with her as a friend, supporting her on sakaar as a scrapper, joining her on the revengers team to being there when Thor assigns her as the leader of New Asgard.
Everyone assumed that you have been dating all this time due to how close you quickly got
She asks you out after 1 year of being friends
A good 2 years after she became the king of New Asgard, she decides to ask for your hand in marriage
Took her awhile to see that she wanted to spend the rest of her life with you because she was scared of heartbreak but you gave her the time nonetheless
The wedding is very special day and not the typical wedding you’d think of
Exchanging swords with each other during the ceremony
Being the queen of New Asgard
Everyone always jokes about you being the “ perfect housewife “ to the king since you didn’t mind doing all the typical things
You didn’t have to but you loved to do it
Leads to some very 👀👀👀 things happening between the two of you.
Letting your wife use you for stress relief from her hard days as the king
“ My king deserves to get some stress out and i’m here to help with that of course”
her being rough is so yummy <3
You provide a big sense of relief as the town turns from a small village to a big tourist destination in the span of a year.
Going to her office to have a cute lunch date but you end up giving her head under the desk
Literally one of her advisors comes in to talk about the ragnarok play and is blushing like crazy at what the fuck is going on
Cockwarming her at your shared home everywhere and i mean it when i say EVERYWHERE
“ Love seeing my queen all stretched out on my cock”
Pet Names all of the time
Most of the time she’ll call you darling, honey or something along that line
Her casually fucking you during her meetings
It was shocking at first for her advisors but they got used to it
It got more interesting when Jane arrived at New Asgard and was appointed one of the advisers
Valkyrie in a conversation over building a science museum with Jane but it gets too boring for her so she calls you over so she can use your pussy
“ Your majesty what are you doing ?”
“ using my pet while we talk about the science building ? What else am I doing Jane ?”
SHE OFFERS YOU TO JANE AFTER WHEN SHE SEES HER FRIEND STRESSED OUT
“ Jane, my wonderful queen here would love to help you unwind “
Helping out your wife with any town problems too not just sex stuff all the time
You both shop for her suits in town 😩😩😩
Sparring together before she has to go do king stuff
Weekends with your wife consist of just binging either trashy tv shows or going to watch the plays in town
which you laugh at a lot of the time because the actors the production and Val even laughs about it every once in a while
Valkyrie leaving you in charge of the town every once in a while if she has to help both Thors with some business.
Cute texts when she’s away
Both of you ganging up on Jane to tease her which ends up with the three you fucking
Date nights are a weekly thing with each of you alternating each week who plans it
The cutest couple ever in town
If valkyrie was told about her future she would have believed it but now that she has a happy life and a happy wife, it’s something she’d never want taken away
Warnings: mentions of Strange, Vision, Tony, and Steve. the mention of the twins as well, alluding to something spicy , angest
Word count: 1.5k
Summary: When going to Help Stephen with his quest to save the Multiverse, you didn't think it would end up with seeing a person from your past
A/N: I'm very proud of this and it took a while to write it but I am still very proud of it, I hope everyone enjoys it.
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It was a bad idea from the start to even help strange at all with his problem. You didn’t know much about the multiverse, so it took a while to wonder why he was asking you to help him.
Until you were sent to a farm in some part of Europe and the familiar lady trimming one of the many trees in the field.
‘To talk to Wanda now it makes sense’ you think to yourself as to make your way to her.
“ did you know that these tres have a short life span? Only about 16 to 20 years “ She says as she continues to trim it.
She still looks the same as she did when you saw her back in Westview for the first time, that long red hair, those green eyes, and the soft smile she gives you as she’s talking to you about the farm she’s living on.
‘Something feels off about this’
“ You still look the same Wanda, “ you say and she gives you a smile.
“ Why are you here y/n? You shouldn’t be here, you should be living your life “ she says to you.
“ surprised you haven’t figured it out yet by reading my mind, “ you tell her and the look she gives you frightened you a bit. Her eyes glowing red really seal the deal.
‘Why do I feel like something is off? What’s going on ????’
“ did strange send you ? “ she asks you.
“ to talk about what you knew about the multiverse, which I have limited knowledge of but he’s certain you have information on it, “ you tell her.
“ let’s walk and talk, “ she says and motions you to follow her. You do with no problem and follow her along like a lost puppy. She did always have that effect on you.
“ viz had his theories, “ she said, “ said it was dangerous “ while both of you walk around her farm. She seemed like she was holding back, not wanting to say more.
“ Wanda that’s it, are you sure that vision didn’t have more theories, “ you say to her and she gives you a glare at the way you talk about her dead lover.
“ why does strange even want to know about the multiverse? And why did he send you out of all people when he could have come for answers himself “ she says in an angry tone. You see her eyes glow red again but dare to not say anything to her at the chance that it’ll piss her off again.
“ All he told me was he had made a mistake that could really fuck up the multiverse, “ you say calmly to her.
‘Something is happening around us, what is happening here?’
“ he broke the rules, and he wants me to help him? Pathetic of him to send you for answers and not even come himself” she says and you watch her silently. The last time you saw her like this was in Westview after she had given birth to her twin boys.
“ Wanda what do you mean ?“ you ask with fear in your voice, feeling that’s there’s something off in the air. You can’t really tell what’s making you feel this way.
‘Wanda's doing something’
“ it’s not fair, “ she says to you.
“ what’s not fair Wanda ?” You say to her. She scaring you a bit and you’re trying your best not to show your fear.
“ he’s gotten everything he’s wanted and more, I get what I want and some dumb government agency take it away from me, “ she tells you.
“ What ? “ is all you can say to her. She’s making you question why you’re even here again. Why did you even agree to help strange with this?
“ it’s not fair that strange gets to be happy, Steve gets to be happy, when they both broke the rules to do it” she says to you.
‘What the fuck?’
“ Wanda I’m so confused, please explain to me please, “ you say. She didn’t tell you much about her past but you knew about the death of her twin brother and felt for her.
She just wanted a happy life but the universe had fucked her over and made her suffer.
“ you know that’s why I always liked you y/n, never had to explain to you anything, you’re dumb brain couldn't handle it, baby, “ she says to you.
“ You might think I wouldn’t get Wanda but I’m not as dumb as you think, “ you say back to her, and your brace yourself for whatever happens in the next couple of moments.
If she decides to kill you here, might as well put up a fight.
“ it’s so easy for them to break the rules y/n, not some of us are lucky enough to break the rules and have the good luck that they have, “ she says to you. It’s a couple of moments of silence when all of a sudden the vibrant area around you turns to dark red and you start to fear for the worst.
‘Her chaos magic, another false illusion.’
“ for someone claiming to be smart, I’m surprised you couldn’t see that I was creating an illusion baby, “ she says to you in a taunting manner.
“ Wanda, why are you even doing this ?” You ask as you try to move away from her but you can see she’s her magic moving around you and keeping you in your place.
“ you ask too many questions y/n”
“ I just wanted a happy life you know, just something close to ‘normal ‘even after the shit life I’ve had, “ she pauses “, it’s just stupid how it ended up for me compared to how it ended up with strange and Steve,” she says with some anger in her tone.
You didn’t know what she meant by that. You knew why strange had something to do with it but what does Steve have to do with it?
“ they break the rules and become heroes. I do it and become the enemy. That doesn’t seem fair “ she says to you.
‘What did I get myself into?’
“ Wanda let me go, I swear I won’t tell strange what happened if you please just let me live my life “ you plead to her. A small part of you knows she’s already made her choice so why even bother with pleading.
“ what’s the fun in that honey? Do you think I’m dumb enough to let you go? I know my baby’s just gonna run off and tell him” she says.
“ Wanda, I know you can be a hero, you don’t have to go down this path, please think it out before you cause any harm,” you say again to her.
“ a hero? You expect me to be the hero after all the things I’ve done for the avengers y/n!?!?! All the suffering I caused with that team,” she yells, and all you wanna do is go and hug the poor woman.
‘She just needs someone to love her’
“ People love to call the rest of the Avengers heroes, but they always said differently about me just because of my powers. Didn’t see me at the same level as Tony or Steve” she continues,” they say they love all heroes but it’s a lie”.
“ you’re still a hero to me Wanda, even after all the things that have happened to you, “ you tell her.
“ what does that word even mean? “ She says and looks at you for a bit,” all I did was help a group of people fight off an army of robots and I’m called that”.
You had hoped strange could use some of his magic to come and save you at this moment, unsure of how powerful Wanda is with her advanced powers.
“ You and me you know chose different paths for us in the universe, you decided not to be the hero even with your strength and knowledge while I became the hero” she pauses” which they found amusing, you and everyone else in the world. But the one thing that people love to see than a hero fighting for them is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually, they will hate you. Why bother?”
Your heart breaks at the words Wanda is saying. She isn’t the same Wanda who you fell in love.
“ Because it’s the right thing to do wanda! You have such amazing powers that might have come from such a dark place but you took that and used it to help others who don’t have the strength” you say to her.
She begins to move closer and closer to where you are and all you hope is that she doesn’t cause you any harm. Or that strange by some miracle to come and save you.
Wanda grabs your chin so that you’re looking at her in the eyes and start to observe your features from up close and you feel a bit calm knowing that she isn’t about to harm you in any way. It does leave you confused as to why she’s just looking at you up close as if you were a fine piece of art in a museum, something so delicate.
“ You know, if the idiot of strange isn’t gonna use you to your full potential, maybe you can stay with me, I think my baby would love to be useful to her mommy huh?” Wanda says in a taunting tone to you and the way her eyes turn from her regular green eyes you grew to love to dark red made you fear for yourself and the plans she had for you.
Summary: Wanda accidentally gets a tray of brownies that were left by Sam in the kitchen and chaos ensues
Warnings: mentions of edibles and weed, Wanda being a dummy while high, Sam and Tony are mentioned, Nat is too. A lot of talk about soup overall funny and fluff filled
A/N: shoutout to @maximotts for the title 🥺, this idea came up when in the discord and I was talking with her and @hey-its-liz about high Wanda and then bam I wrote it before going to sleep. I have never gotten high in my life but I have experience dealing with high people so that’s it.
again thanks @hey-its-liz and @maximotts <3
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In your many years of living, you’ve dealt with many people close to you who have either been drunk or high, sometimes even both. Depending on their tolerance it would be very fun to see or just very bad to deal with.
What you didn’t know how to deal with is someone high who also had superpowers, like your girlfriend Wanda. And there isn’t really a quick wikipedia article you can google to help you with that.
You were having a pretty normal day, just trying to do chores at your apartment when you got a text from Nat asking you to come to the tower. It’s not uncommon for her to invite you over to hang out or to help with her training but when you saw the text, you immediately got worried.
Widow 🕷: Hey come to the compound it’s Wanda
Y/N: What happened?
Widow 🕷: you’ll want to see for yourself
30 minutes and over 20 texts to Wanda and you safely get to the compound to be greeted by Natasha with her arms crossed and you start to wonder what’s happening to Wanda that she’s in her serious pose.
“ Can you please tell me what’s wrong with my girlfriend? I’ve been texting her for the past 30 minutes nat “ you tell her as you both make your way into the compound, wondering all kinds of reasons she texted you.
“ Let’s go to the kitchen and you’ll see what happened to your sweet and innocent girlfriend honey,” she says to calm you down and 2 minutes later you find yourself in the kitchen of the compound to see your girlfriend sitting on the counter eating what looks to be brownies and a bunch of pots and pans flying in the air.
Oh fucking hell, you know by the look of the brownie that there’s only one reason as to why Natasha had called you.
Wanda ate edibles.
“ So you called me because my girlfriend ate edibles? “
“ Yes, I did y/n, who else am I supposed to call, ghostbusters ?”
“ First of all, that joke wasn’t funny, second of all you could have told me that in the first place so I wouldn’t have had thought of the worst thing ever dummy,” you say as you get closer to Wanda and try to avoid the flying pots and pans from hitting you.
“ OMG NAT IT’S MY BABY HIIIIIIII Y/N,” She says in an excited tone as she gets off the counter and gives you a big hug, causing all of the kitchen items to call but luckily to you none of them hit you or Wanda.
“ Wanda baby, how are you doing? “ you ask cautiously and you could tell that taking care of her in this state is gonna be an interesting experience to say
“ so I found these brownies on the counter and I didn’t know who’s they were and nobody in the avenger's group chat wasn’t answering me so i ate one, liked it a lot and had another, then ended up having 4 and now I’m on the 5th ones and I feel all floaty baby like a place and- “ you cover your girlfriend's mouth to prevent her from speaking anymore.
“ Nat, do you know who made those brownies ?” you ask the widow from where she’s sitting and it takes her a couple to second to find the answer to the question.
“ It was Sam”
“ Remind me to kick his ass next time I see him,” You say as you sit Wanda down at the kitchen island and do your best to clean up her mess.
“ Noted, well if you don’t need my help with anything else, I will be in my room trying to get some sleep” she announces and both of you wave at her as she leaves the room.
“ Baby?”
“ Yes, Wanda?”
“ Why do woodchucks chuck wood, “ She asks as you continue the task at hand and you fight the urge not to laugh at her. You assume that Wanda has never had an edible in her life so this experience is gonna turn out to be funny. You get done cleaning up all the pots and pans around the kitchen in 15 minutes while Wanda is going on about soup.
“ Hey baby cakes ?”
“ yeah Wanda?”
“ I want some soup, like a warm soup in my belly, can we order soup y/n/n? “ she says and gives you her pouty eyes to seal the deal.
Oh no ! Not the puppy eyes.
“ sure we can baby, give me 10 minutes to order it and then we can head to your room to relax and cuddle” you tell her and you get out your phone to look for soup from restaurant nearby the compound. While you put your attention on ordering soup, you don’t notice when Wanda walks away from the kitchen and starts to wander around the compound looking for something to look at.
“ Okay that look me less than 10 minutes to order so let’s get ready to go and chill” you say as you make your way to where you assume Wanda is and you are met with an empty chair and start to freakout. How the fuck did she even sneak away from you so quietly ?
While your in the kitchen and the living room area of the compound searching for Wanda like lost keys, your girlfriend is in tony’s lab having the time of her life arguing with who she assumes is tony in the iron man suit which is empty.
“ Soup with bread is so good tony, you don’t even know, do you eat soup ? What do rich people eve eat ? those fancy people foods ? the small ones ? “ She questions to the empty suit only to be greeted by the man himself , questioning why the hell the avenger is in his lab or why she’s having a full blown conversation with his empty suit. This isn’t the weirdest thing that he’s walked in on.
“ I might be a rich person but i don’t eat like one witchy, also why are you even in my lab in the first place ? “ Tony asks her and Wanda take a while to think of the answer.
‘ soup’ she thinks.
“ Well y/n was ordering me soup because i’m hungry but i also ate like 5 of the brownies too but i really want more food so she's ordering me soup, she’s so good tony i like her a lot” Wanda says to the man and he just nods at her.
“ Were they brownies left in the kitchen ? “
“ Yeah “
“ You ate pot brownies Wanda, Sams pot brownies to be exact “ and the way Wanda’s face changes in an instant makes tony want to laugh.
“ TONY HAVE YOU SEEN MY GIRLFRIEND SHE WALKED AWAY WHEN I WAS -” you scream as you get into the lab and you see your girlfriend with a surprise as the realization that she ate a couple of pot brownies.
“ Tony did you tell her ? “
“ Yes i did”
“ Baby, those were pot brownies and nobody told me “ she says in a sad tone. Wanda has never done drugs in her life. She had no interest in them and wanted to keep it that way but now she messed that up by eating those brownies.
“ i know honey, i know now let’s go back to your room before you do anything else “ you say as you grab your girlfriends hand and lead her to her room.
On your way to her room you pass by an exhausted Natasha, who looks tired from training and she smiles as she sees you and Wanda.
“ she good ?”
“ she was in tony’s lab and tony found her talking to his empty suit, i also ordered her more food to eat “ you tell her while Wanda is clinging to you like a koala.
“ Hurry up i wanna cuddle and eat soup and watch sitcoms” she says quietly to you, nat understanding and you both says your goodbyes so that you could go with Wanda to have a fun time.
Both of you make it to her room without seeing another member of the team, Sam seeing you from a distance and turning the other way to prevent you from kicking his ass.
As you look around in her closet , Wanda decides that she wants to have a bit of fun and make you float because she thinks it’s going to be funny. As you are looking for some clothes for Wanda to change into, you don’t notice her powers making you slowly float and your girlfriends giggling like an idiot.
“ Wanda ?”
“ You’re floating like a ballon “
“ If you don't put me down gently i’m eating your soup “ you say sternly and she slowly places you on the group not being hearing a knock on the door and she drops you down hard on the floor to go to her door and you groan in pain at the impact on your back. This is becoming to be the weirdest experience of being with someone high ever.
“ Baby i think they brought our soup “ she exclaims as she’s holding a bag with the food you had ordered earlier, wondering who even brought up the soup to you. Remembering the last time you had ordered food at the compound and one of the team members later had eaten it and finding out it was Sam who got your food.
You get a text a couple second later which gives you the answer as to who left the food at Wanda’s room door.
Widow 🕷: left the food at the door for both of you, Sam almost got it again
y/n: Did you punch him ?
Widow 🕷 : of course <3
y/n: thank you , this is why your my second favorite person
Widow 🕷: i’ll take that.
“ Soup is so good i could eat it up all day, and they indeed bread too ! y/n come and eat some soup with me while we watch “ she says to you and you go over to where she’s sitting so you can eat some food with her.
“ Did you have a fun day Wanda ? “ you ask to Wanda who seems to be having the time of her life eating some soup with some bread, eating it like it’s the first time that she’s even having this type of food.
“ Yeah, remind me to never eat brownies again “ she says .
“ Will do”
“ and to punch Sam in the face ? “
“ Natasha already did Wanda”
“ Cool, can we cuddle now “ she says, putting her bowl on nightstand on the side of her bed and moving closer to you. After the ending of what could be considered a pretty chaotic day in your experiences, a normal one for someone like Wanda, you are happy to be able to be cuddled up in bed with her and watching some of her favorite sitcoms.
An hour later, Wanda looks up at you with big puppy eyes, thinking of asking you an important question that she hopes you’ll answer.
“ Hey baby ? “
“ Yeah Wanda?”
“ Will you still love me even if i was a worm? “
“ yes Wanda, i will still love you even if you were a worm “ you say to her with a smile on your face and snuggle up with her loving the ending to this day.
Summary: As your designated tour guide, Jane decided to invite you to one of New Asgards’s weekend parties.You get a pleasent surprise when you go to one of the town’s regular parties.
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A/N: Happy Thor Love and Thunder Day !!! Okay i just know based on the track list for thor love and thunder that thor and Valkyre have the best music taste, argue with the wall <3.
When you had moved to New Asgard on a hunch for work, you assumed that because it was a small town you’d struggle at making new friends. A small town that’s farther away from the rest of the big towns in Norway meaning every citizen in the town would be cautious of new people coming in.
It was in every tv show you’ve watched since you were a young child and so when you moved out of your hometown to explore more of the world you feared that if you ever move into a small town the citizens of the said town would not be friendly to a newcomer like you. Even in your hometown which may have had a large population, your neighborhood would still be cautious of anyone who would move in since most of you knew everyone and had close connections with each other. You were just used to that mindset that “ if you moved into a small town in any area you’d be met with people who were rude or thought you were weird”.
Which you have proven wrong right away when you moved into your new apartment and were helped by some of the tenants in the apartment. Thanking them over and over again for taking some time out of their day to help you when you could have done it yourself but they told you not to worry. Then when you went to the nearby bakery to get something to eat and were met with who you would consider the most beautiful woman ever, who offered to pay for your food.
“ Hey don’t worry about it honey, I would love to buy a pretty woman like you food anytime,” she tells you grabbing one of your hands but continuing to look at her arms, how pretty her eyes are, how buff she is. Jane could very much tell that you were checking her out, failing badly to hide it and she decided to let you have your fun to not embarrass her potential new friend.
“ Hey, are you new to town by the way? Because I've never seen you in town and we don’t typically ever new people since it’s so far from every other town,” she tells you and it takes you out of your thoughts, You hope to god that she didn’t see you checking her out.
“ I am very much new in town yeah, I got a job working for the king of yours for pr and I don’t start till Monday but I wanted to take the weekend to settle down in my apartment,” you say to the mystery woman who names you still don’t know.
“ Oh, you must be y/n!” she realizes forgetting that Val had told her to look out for one of the new employees that are going to help her in city hall. Something about her assistant threatening to quit her job if she had to deal with one more citizen complaining about the smallest things.
“ Yeah, that’s me! the king of Asgard had contacted me to help out since you needed help with citizens' concerns about the town and something about her assistant complaining over dealing with weird stuff, I have no clue about what that last part meant,” you say to her. Though you do have some experience when it comes to dealing with local government in different cities, this one is going to be a bit different since it’s going to be with people from another world different from yours and you hope that maybe the king of Asgard’s assistant wasn’t making a big deal of that.
Jane had been tasked by Valkyrie to be your tour guide for the next couple of weeks, be someone that she could come to if she needed help getting something, doing things, and what not. The last time she was a tour guide of some sort for any person it was with Thor, which was a whole bunch of chaos that she chooses to forget most of the time. Maybe it’ll be different with you since you aren’t some god from another world or one of Val’s Avenger friends who come to visit the town every once in a while.
“ Well y/n! I am Jane foster,” she says to you as both of you move away from the cash register to wait for your food and you are happy to have a face to the name. Jane was unsure where to start with the tour of New Asgard, unsure if what might be the best place to start, until someone came into the bakery noticed the blonde woman, and greeted her with a smile.
“ Jane ! oh my god I haven’t seen you since the party over by Thor and Korg’s place 2 weeks ago on Saturday, that shit was wild,” they say, and your curiosity peaks at the mention of parties. It had been a while since you’ve been invited to a party and even then it was just a fundraiser for some dude running for may back in your hometown in the states. Not much wild shit going on besides the candidate getting drunk off his ass and trying his best to out-dance people but of course, failing, you still have the video of that on your phone.
“ I had to go out of town with Thor and the guardians to help save another Planet so I haven’t gotten the chance to go to another party, who’s going to be hosting this weekend’s party this time? Jane asks them. The man calls your name and you get the food you had ordered.
Unsure whether the person notices you standing by Jane, you opt out of the conversation and make your way to one of the tables in the bakery to get the coffee and 2 croissants into your body to get ready to spend the rest of your Friday to unpack your apartment. Jane sees you move to the table but doesn’t want to be rude and leave the other person before getting the location of tomorrow night’s party, maybe thinking about inviting you as a plus one. Would not be a bad idea at all.
“ I think Korg was going to do it since he has more space with Thor getting his place but I think it might be Sif this weekend who’s going to host it and, this weekend’s host is Sif and you know she can get the good stuff for us,” they say to her.
“ Who’s her connection?”
“ Danvers cause the king sometimes asks her to bring different alcohols from other places in the multiverse and shit, you know the deal,” they say and they continue talking more about the party until jane hears her name being called for her regular order. She says her goodbyes to the person before making her way to where she sees you sitting, eating half of one of your pastries and looking at your phone.
“ So y/n, What plans do you have tomorrow night? Because if you don’t I would like to invite you to one of New Asgard’s weekend parties which are always fun,” she says to you.
“ Weekend Parties are just parties held on Saturdays by different residents of the town, which can range from being very calm to overall wild depending on who’s hosting it and what kind of drink is involved, Sometimes Valkryie comes and if she does, well,l those parties turn out to be one for the books. It’s a way for the citizens to get together to deal with the stress of the weekday and it’s been a hit ever since,” she says eating one of the muffins she got, excited for tomorrow’s party.
You on the other hand are unsure as to whether it’s a good idea to go to the party with her. You’ve only known the blonde for what is less than an hour, sure she’s nice and radiates golden retriever energy, maybe it’s not the same for other people who live here. Overthinking get’s the best of you and your mind comes up with thousands of possibilities as to what can happen at these parties but if Jane is there with you then maybe it won’t be as bad. Could also be fun too.
“ So what do you say then? Come with me and party with my friends? Plus all the free booze that your heart can desire too,” she says wiggling her eyebrows at you. Jane thinks it the best idea to bring you with her because she’d feel bad to be partying with her friends while you sit in your apartment unpacking everything or just sitting around reading or something.
“ Because I don’t want to spend all of the weekend in my apartment,” you start And the blonde in front of you starts to smile,” I’ll go cause I want to know what kind of parties people throw here that the person said was ‘ wild as fuck’. Just curious is all,” you say.
“ Trust me it’s wild as fuck “
“ Trust your word Jane,” you say handing her your phone so she can add herself to your phone to text her. It takes her a bit to understand before she adds her number so you can message.
‘ Mighty Jane 🔨⚡️’
“ I will text you details of the party in a couple of hours once I know everything to be sure and also if you need anything else of course,” she says to you. This woman hasn’t known you for more than an hour and she’s already got you blushing like crazy, it would be hard not
“ What are you doing right now y/n? Would you like a tour of the town from me?” she asks you.
Wouldn’t hurt to get to know the town since you’ll be here for the next couple of months or until they don’t need your services. Plus being able to spend the day with a pretty blonde like Jane wouldn’t hurt as well, lord knows it would be fun to see her left stuff up.
“ I would love a tour from you Jane, “ you tell her and are met with a warm smile from the woman in front of you who’s trying not to seem too excited about being about to hang out with you. Might be a bit because it means she gets to show off to a cute girl like you.
Once you finish your food, Jane holds your hand and she gives you a personal tour for a good part of the afternoon and makes sure to be very specific with each area. Introducing you to some of the people she talks to, where the best areas to relax are, what food area to go and you even get to meet one of her close friends in town, a tall person made out of rock named Korg.
She took you to get food and you were fast enough to pay for both of your meals before Jane was, as she was struggling to get the cash out of her front pocket and she walked you to the front of your apartment, making sure you get home safe.
y/n: Thanks for the fun day Jane!
Mighty Jane: You are so welcome, honey! Happy to be your tour guide and hopefully new friend <3
y/n: A new friend indeed <3
You send the message to the blonde before making your way to sleep on the mattress on the floor, not having time to build the frame for the bed and drifting into a comfortable sleep. Excited for what the next day will bring for you in this new town.
*the next day*
Jane had been a bit busy dealing with some last-minute Mighty Thor business, forgetting that she needed to debrief with the guardians and Valkyrie about what happened on the mission, forgetting to call you about details, and just sending you the details instead. She felt bad that she couldn’t tell you herself but with an important position as hers, you were bound to understand.
As it got closer to the party, all you could think about is how you don’t have anything casual to wear to the party and start to wonder if it was even a good idea to go. While it does take a bit to calm yourself down from overthinking, you manage to find the most casual outside on hand and try to relax a bit in your home while waiting for Jane to come and pick you up. If your last roommate was here with you, then you’d be hearing it about how weird it is to be waiting for some woman to come and get you for parties that seem to happen every weekend.
Weekend Parties? Who even came up with the name? Most of these people might have been from another planet, but could they have least chosen a better name for it?
Too much overthinking leads you to take a quick nap, to avoid questioning your decision and hoping that it’ll make the time go faster. Plus naps are always good for the body and you need one right now.
Jane on the other hand is trying her best to get done helping one of the guardians with a problem they had, about their ship not wanting to work. She didn’t want to have to ask one of her friends to pick you up but she chooses Valkryie to get you from her house, then she can just meet you there instead. No harm in having her do it unless she decides to act all tough and shit, yeah.
“ So you want me to go and pick up the woman to her house so we can bring her over to tonight's party jane? Why the fuck can’t you do it yourself them, and you better give me a valid reason as to why,” she hears the woman say on the phone, a bit curious about the reason her friend will give her. She doesn’t mind doing this favor for her at all, not the problem, Val just needs to know.
“ this y/n is a little cute to me okay?’ She hears her close friend tell her,” I think she’s cool, so I decided to invite her with me as my plus one and I might have told her that I’d be picking her up from her place, just after I finish fixing the guardians stupid ship”.
“ Don’t be calling by ship stupid jane,” Val could hear one of the guardians scream from the distance, followed by the sound of a tool being thrown at someone and she decides that she’ll ask Jane about it later when she sees her at the party.
“ You are so gay, Jane”
“ No, you are “
“ Very aware of it Val”
“ And very much whipped for this girl and you’ve just met her Jane!’
“ Yeah yeah I get it, I’m the lesbian stereotype, Can you do me the favor Val? If you can’t I’ll ask Korg to do it for me instead”.
“ I will do as you say Jane but only because you asked nicely and if anyone asks I never did this,” Valkyrie tells her friend before quickly hanging up the phone, not giving her the time to say her goodbyes. She thought it was cute her friend had a little crush on you, it wouldn’t be too bad to see who you are, maybe see what Jane sees and also make a new friend of course. She loves her current friends dearly but they're all gods, people with powers, some Avengers even so maybe having a friend who’s just normal would be nice.
Once she gets your address from the blonde, Valkyrie makes the walk to your apartment while you are very much still sleeping and unaware of her coming to pick you up.
“ Let’s hope it’s the right one, “ Valkyrie says to herself before ringing the doorbell, concerned when she hears what seems to be someone falling on the floor. Too deep in your nap, you had forgotten all about the weekend party you were invited to and got scared when you heard the doorbell ring and maybe fell on the floor as well. Thank god that you live on your own.
Once you get yourself together and not look like you’ve just woken up from a nap, you make your way to the front door expecting Jane when you are greeted by the King of New Asgard herself. You awkwardly stand there, wondering where Jane was, and after a couple more seconds of silence, the woman in front of you decides to speak up.
“ Jane got stuck with some problems with the guardians, about a ship so she tasked me to come and get you so we can head over to the party,” Valkyrie tells you.
“ Do I bow for you? , handshake? I don’t know have much experience with kings, “ you tell her. Nobody ever prepared you for this.
“ No need to bow miss y/n, just a handshake will do,” she says holding out a hand and you shake her hand, calming down a bit because she’s been very nice for someone who’s the leader of this down. A bit of small talk while you grab the necessary thing and you head over with Valkyrie to the party.
She was nicer than you expected, giving you places where you can get the best food, getting to know you a bit, and how the ride was to New Asgard. It felt kind of nice to talk to someone who was just a normal person, Val was very much used to talking to Thor with his adventures all over the solar system with the guardians, Jane trying to handle all her Mighty Thor business, and so on.
Her warm and welcoming energy helped you calm down on the way to the party and after a good 10-minute walk from your apartment, you arrive at the party.
When you got to the house, you expected just a small “ kickback” or whatever the fuck you call it, but what you see is about a good 75 people drinking, partying, and playing ping pong. The music is the thing that surprises you the most, must be a playlist that had music from the 2000s that one would hear from the clubs, a Ciara song that you’d hear from family parties playing currently.
The King of Asgard drags you alone to where her group of friends is hanging around, where you peek at the blonde woman from the day before wearing what you could consider is the gayest outfit to ever be seen.
A pair of brown combat boots, a simple pair of jeans, a gun and roses t-shirt that looks like it’s been through hell and back topped off with a red flannel that just compliments Jane's muscles very well, meaning you’ll be trying very hard not to stare at them. Jane smiles at seeing you and Valkyrie come to the party and brings the both of you so she can give you both a hug.
“ Y/n! Oh my fucking god you made it! Dude, you gotta meet all my best friends !” she says kind of slurred and you assume that she’s drunk right now.
“ Asgardian alcohol is pretty strong,” Valkyrie says to you, used to the weekends where Jane tries to outdrink the King but always fails to do so, due to her mortal body not being able to handle all that liquor compared to someone like Thor. Jane pays her friend no mind as she takes you from friend to friend so she can introduce them to you and you giggle at how drunk she is.
“ Y/n this is Korg, big rock man who’s cool and tall”
“ You know the King of New Asgard, she thinks she can outdrink me but AHAHAH THINK AGAIN VAL”
“ Sif is here too, she helps me train to be a big Buffy lady”
“ no I don’t Jane,” Sif says, “ you try to beat me and fail”.
“ That’s so mean of your bestie, make me look good in front of my new best buddy here sify poo please,” Jane says getting way too close to the Asgardian and you fear that she could be punched in the face by her any second but to your surprise, the other woman sighs in defeat seeing her friend's puppy eyes. Nobody can ever resist Jane’s drunk puppy eyes and she starts to say all the good things about Jane while the blonde has a smile on her face the whole time.
“ y/n i would like you to meet the last person of my friend group who is not the better Thor out of the two of us if he tries to convince you,” she says when get brought to a tall man with blonde hair up to his shoulders, muscles on his arms and the face made by a god.
“ You must be Lady y/n,” he says bringing you in for a hug, underestimating his strength and you almost lose your breath. How the fuck do Jane and Thor even give hugs without killing people it’s better to ask them that when you aren’t at a party with a bunch of drunk people.
After all of the introductions, the weekend party gets started. They try to hand you some Asgardian alcohol to get you drunk but lucky for you someone had gotten alcohol for people who couldn’t handle their liquor which you were thankful for. Playing beer pong with Korg and jane, was a huge disadvantage since Jane was good at the game and she’d act like she wasn’t “ paying attention” to be able to let you win.
Some of the other attendees pressure you into drinking but Valkyrie pushes them away from you and promises to fight anyone who even attempts to hand you any sort of strong drink. If anyone is gonna mess with you then they can face the wrath of the King of New Asgard.
3 hours pass and the group decides to start a dance circle, trying to see who out of all the attendees is the best dancer of them and you just know this is gonna be the best thing to watch. So far the party past any expectation you’ve had of parties ( which is hard since you’ve never gotten invited to any pirates), no way this group of drunk people is gonna be good dancers.
Valkyrie gets her phone from her pocket and goes to her well-named playlist “ Asgard’s party hits”, looking for the best song that can start this dance battle. After not even 10 seconds of looking and she finds the best song to start playing, Goodies by Ciera. One of the most iconic songs that you can remember, a staple of family parties, and what you consider to be one of her favorite songs of hers.
Jane is the first one to start the dance battle, breaking out some of the smoothest moves that you’ve seen, the crowd lets out cheers and encourages the dancing. You think that with how drunk she probably is that her moves are bad but guess not. Jane pulls in Valkyrie next to come and dance with her, for a couple of seconds she just stands there, letting herself get a feel of the music before breaking out some moves of her own. The next song starts playing, a popular pitbull song you recognize and Jane pretends to “ reel you in “ to the dance floor but you move to the drink in your hand, not wanting to come and dance with the rest of the people before finishing your drink.
“ your loss babe,” she mouths to you and starts to dance with Kory who’s busting out the best movie. It would be a complete lie if you said that her calling you babe wasn’t making you feel something. Jane is very drinking so she must be very affectionate right now, no way that a pretty as fuck woman finds you even the smallest pretty but it’s better to have tried than not tried at all.
Jane was too busy dancing the night away with Korg in front of her and fails to notice how quickly you chug your beer, not caring how it’s gonna backfire the next day. Siff notices you chugging the beer in your hands and decided to give you a bit of the Asgardian liquor, and you drink right away because you need to not be all awkward, maybe let some stress out.
After you get some liquid courage into you, you make your way into the crowd but when the start of Hey ya! By Outcast starts playing, Thor sees you coming into the dance circle and decides just to push you into the crowd to dance.
Against Jane out of all people. If he wasn’t a god from another planet who could probably break you like a twig you would have thrown a bottle at him or a rock.
She was the first to start dancing, trying to get to the vibe of the music a bit before dancing and then motioning you to dance as well. After a good couple of minutes of standing then you break out what you consider the best dance moves that still get loud cheers from the crowd which only encourages drunk fuck you to continue dancing against the blonde in front of you.
A good couple of songs pass by, everyone dancing either in groups or pairs, you and Jane enjoying each other's energy before A Justin Timberlake starts to play and you internally groan at what song it is.
Rock your body.
Jane doesn’t hesitate to grab your hand to bring you close to her body, wanting to just keep you as close as she can to her. Sober you would have just stood there in shock, not knowing what to do but drunk you move your hips to the beat. Lucky for the both of you the crowd had gotten closer to each other and it would be easier for the both of you not to be seen by her friend.
For the rest of the night that’s how it goes for you. Jane and you stay very close to each other, dancing alone to every song that plays, Jane drinking to her heart's content and clinging onto the blonde like your life depends on it which she doesn’t mind
When the party ends, Valkyrie who didn’t go hard on the drinks is nice enough to take you to her apartment, wanting to make sure that you get home safe. Jane was going to go back to her place but also wanted to walk you to your place because she felt bad for not picking you up earlier in the day.
Once you get dropped off by the two ladies, you get into more comfy clothes, get into bed and go to sleep. Enjoying the fun Saturday you had with all these new people and hope to get invited to the next party.
Summary: Wanda giving you her rules and what occurs in the first day of being together in the cabin
Word count: 2.7k
a/n: i am excited!!! i have not written this in so long but i hope people are excited for this!
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“ Bring it on Wanda, what are the rules? “ you say with confidence that you don’t have but fake it til you make it.
Wanda could tell in your body tone and face that you are trying so hard to act confident but she knows that is far from the truth.
“ Lucky for you baby, I don’t think that tiny little brain of yours can remember all the rules that I’m gonna set for you so I took the time to write them down so you have them with you if you decide to misbehave” Wanda explains to you as she slides 2 pieces of paper to your side of the table.
Written rules?
It takes you a bit to react to what she just says. Wanda took the time, which you assume she barely has any if she’s causing trouble and chaos throughout the multiverse to even do this.
Wanda continues to talk while you take a minute to read over the 2 pages of rules she passed to you.
Rules y/n will have to follow <3
No backtalk
Always be alert and ready if I ask you to do something.
If you want something ask me nicely
Say please when you want something
Keep your room clean
Don’t try to snoop on me to try to find ways to escape the house, I will know
Trying to go down the basement or my room is off-limits, and doing so will get you punished badly.
You can watch tv in the living room but you are limited to what you can watch.
Don’t ask me any questions that have to do with Westview, my family, or my powers.
And the list of rules goes on for about 2 pages until you get to the end of the second page and are met with a somewhat sweet end message from wanda.
Good things come to those who behave - W.M
“ Did you have to write 2 pages of rules for me Wanda? I thought you had a busy schedule of tormenting people or something?”
“ Watch that tone y/n or I’m gonna have to show you the mean side of me,” she says and you shut up right away as you see her eyes start to turn red. You don't say anything back to her and just observe her quietly as she picks up both of your plates to wash them.
If she had not kidnapped you to make a point to the sorcerer, then you would have felt a bit calm at seeing Wanda, seeing her act all domestic for you but something in you makes you feel a bit fearful as to what are the extent of her power and the damage they can cause.
“ Y/N, it’s getting late so I’m gonna head back to my room, tv is yours to use, good night,” she says to you and leaves to go to her part of the cabin. Once you hear the door close, you slowly make your way towards the living room area to check what you’re limited on watching and you are a bit shocked to see she has a DVD player with what seems to be mostly sitcoms by the tv stand.
Surely wanda at least can splurge on Netflix or some shit for the tv, not many people these days seem to use DVD players. No point in complaining about little shit like this at least you’re not bored out of your mind and at least have something to watch.
5 minutes of looking at the selection provided by the redhead and you see she has all of the seasons of Malcolm in the middle and chooses to start on that first season since it’s been a while for you.
“ at least she has taste,” you think to yourself.
A couple of hours go on and the moment you start to yawn, you pause it, turn on the tv and make your way to your part of the cabin to get some sleep, knowing you’ll need it since you have to go through the first day here with Wanda and it’s better to be prepared for anything at this point.
~ a couple of hours later~
She’s in someone's house, walking around and observing the surroundings for any intruders of some sort, ready to fight them. She’s in a white button-up blouse, black pumps, and dress pants, and her red hair is down.
As she makes her way into the living room, her heart drops when she sees two people who she’s been searching for all this time. Risking everything including the universe to have them safe with them.
Her twin babies, Tommy and Billy.
Standing there with no emotion on either of their faces, acting as if the woman who birthed them is a stranger to them. Wanda slowly makes her way to the boys, closing the distance between them.
Yet the boys just stand there with no mother and she starts to feel tears go down her face at what’s happening. This shouldn’t be happening to her, she just found them and yet both of them don’t seem to be happy to even see her.
“ Boys it’s me,” she says and goes down to their heights,” it’s your mama, boys, why can’t you remember me ???”
She puts her hands on Billy. Trying to at least see if maybe that can help in getting him to remember me and then it happens
She awakens.
It’s the same dream that she keeps having since leaving Westview, waking up in a sweat or either screaming like a madman most of the time but tonight doesn’t seem to be where she wakes up screaming.
Wanda knows that with you in her cabin, she’s gonna have to handle this, or else she’ll be interrogated by you. She can get away with a couple of nights of making up some dumb lies to trick you but sooner or later that won’t work.
She decides to just stare at the wall for a bit, trying to calm the thoughts in her mind that have been plaguing her but nothing seems to be working. This same nightmare seems to be plaguing her of all the events that have happened and all she wants is for them to go away but the universe never seems to be on her side.
Wants to be happy even if her soulmate isn’t here with her.
Wants to be happy with her kids.
All she wanted in life was to have some sort of happiness after all the pain she’s experienced most of her life.
She hopes that she can find them sooner or later at least.
~ Hours Later, Morning ~
You were able to get some amount of sleep, expecting to just be awake half of the night thinking but that would be too risky to do with Wanda being able to read your thoughts and all, god knows what she can do with that.
10 minutes of just staring at the ceiling and you get up from the bed, make the bed and go to the dresser to see a pile of folded clothes for you with a little note for you
<3- Wanda
She might be keeping you here against your will but at least she’s thoughtful enough to give you some clothes to wear while you’re here. You take the clothes, quickly change out of them and proceed to make your way out of the room to head to the kitchen to find Wanda sitting at the table with a cup of coffee and what seems to be a book on the other.
“ Good morning y/n, there’s some coffee in the pot if you want any, help yourself to it or some cereal if you want,” she says to you before returning to the book in her hand and acting as if you aren’t there.
You give her a quick thumbs-up before making your way to the coffee pot, in need of something to energize you a bit of you want to get through the day with the redhead.
“ Wanda??”
“ Yeah, honey?”
“ do you have creamer or like sugar for coffee?” you ask, looking around a bit as she gives you a weird look as if you asked her something she didn’t know.
“ no drink it how it is y/n,” she says and looks at you as you try to think about just drinking it like that or just eating cereal as your breakfest. She thinks you’re being a bit too dramatic as you just stare at the cup of joe before she uses her magic to open the cupboard above the pot where she keeps the sugar and a bit of creamer.
“ And here I thought you were this mean witch who drank her coffee plain,” you tell her, luckily Wanda was in a good mood so she didn’t say anything about your sassy comment.
‘ you’re lucky you are cute honey’ she says in your head as you almost drop your coffee on yourself walking to the table and it scared the shit out of you.
Wanda on other hand seems to be unphased at this while you look like you’ve seen a ghost for the first time. Once Wanda sees that you sat at the table she gets up to make her way to her other room in the cabin and leaves you confused.
Knowing better than asking her questions you just sit there in silence and drink your coffee, wondering what she was doing for most of the day. She luckily left the book she was reading behind and you decided to take a quick peek at it.
“ A Philosophy book! Why would she even read this?” you say to yourself as you see the title of the book.
The Descent of Man by Charles Darwin.
You never took her as someone who would use her free time to read books like those but it’s been a while so her likes have changed.
Taking a quick peek at the book you can see that she’s halfway through the book, having a page bookmarked at the spot she left off at.
Eating your breakfest quickly, you decided to check the living room again and see that most of the books seem to be of the science and philosophy genre but the one that you’re more interested in reading is the one that the redhead is reading as well.
Wouldn’t hurt to read a bit of it before she comes back to get a snack or to make lunch. It’s not like it would get you in trouble with her if you read a book.
It could be worse if you think about it.
So when you look at the selection of books that she had on her shelf, you make your way to the couch and begin to read The Descent of Man while Wanda is in some part of the cabin doing whatever she’s doing.
Using the Darkhold to try to improve her powers while you’re just passing the time by reading a book is what.
A routine that Wanda picked up while in this cabin and has never broken from it.
Wake up, sit in bed a couple of minutes, eat breakfest, take a couple of hours to practice using the book, lunch, take more hours to practice, make herself dinner, spend some time watching some sitcoms, sleep and repeat the whole process all over again.
It keeps her in somewhat of peace even with all of the shit that she’s doing.
Maybe while you are here in the cabin you can bring some sort of peace to her hectic life, she knows she’ll be needing it.
~ a couple of hours later~
The book you had been reading had been long abandoned, sitting on the coffee table with a bookmark of where you were last reading. While you on the other hand had taken a nap on the couch.
You find yourself in what seems to be someone's home, based on the type of decoration it has to be the 80s. You slowly make your way off the couch when you see Wanda come down the stairs from the second story of the house.
“ y/n! you’re awake! I just put down the twins from their nap, I’m sorry if I bore you with all this children's stuff” she says as she makes her way towards the couch and you sit down again. When you were gonna get up to see where the fuck you are.
‘ why did I sit down? ‘ you think to yourself.
“ y/n/n, you look out of it? do you need any snacks, water of some sort, I have these rad drinks that Viz got from one of our neighbors the other day-”
“ Wanda, it’s all fine I took the nap and I should be good you say” as she begins to calm herself down after rambling to you. A couple of seconds pass by and you both seem to be looking into each other's eyes.
Lost in the moment you don't expect the woman sitting in front of you to kiss you like she hasn’t kissed you before. You should be stopping this but another part of you just continues to kiss her as you haven't before.
And then you wake up in shock. A couple of seconds to calm yourself and you remember that Wanda has you in her cabin. That you’re just stuck here until Strange figures out where in the universe Wanda is so he can come and rescue you.
When you thought you were doing good you remember the fucking dream you had and wonder if it was a memory of Westview or some horny dream related to Wanda. At least you hope it’s just a horny dream.
With the help of a therapist and keeping yourself busy, you were able to suppress all that you remember of Westview but sometimes they can pop up and either be nothing or just mess you up more than you already are. This one though, you don't want to push away but need to figure out what the fuck it was.
Sure it’s been a while since you got laid but it’s mostly been since the dating scene seems to suck for lesbians. While many of your friends have gotten partners and some even married, you are struggling to even get a date without being ghosted, dropped last minute, or just not finding anyone to vibe with at all.
It would make sense that a dream like this would pop up, the body might be showing you something that you miss. Just the fact that the person that you are kissing is the same one who’s keeping you here. You wish your therapist was here to help you break this down or the dream website she recommended to you so you could see what that meant.
As you sit on the couch trying to understand what the dream was, Wanda walks into the living room again to see the book she was reading in the morning was not in the last spot she left it but was in the living room.
In the living room next to you were you sitting silently.
“ why are you near the book I was reading in the morning ???” she says and you are startled to see her, assuming you wouldn’t see her for a couple of more hours.
‘ Shit shit shit shit shit ‘ is all you can think right now
“ are you gonna act like a dumb puppy or explain yourself to me y/n?” she asks in a bitter tone, a bit mad that you didn’t ask her to borrow the book.
“ Wanda I didn’t mean to upset you, I just wanted to read this one and if it makes you feel better I didn’t move your bookmark so that helps,” you tell her and show her that you didn’t move the bookmark.
She takes the book from your hands and sees that it’s still in perfect condition from the last time she was using it and doesn’t say anything before she makes her way to the kitchen. Not telling you a word as she begins to make lunch for both of you.
“ Why do you care so much about the book Wanda? It’s just a book anyways,” you tell her from the living room and Wanda starts to feel herself get angry before she remembers that it’s too soon to be mad at you.
“ if you would have read your rules you would know to not ask questions,” she says before making her way back to the kitchen.
Hopefully, the rest of the day can go well without making her mad at her.
