Going to one of new Asgard’s weekend parties
Summary: As your designated tour guide, Jane decided to invite you to one of New Asgards’s weekend parties.You get a pleasent surprise when you go to one of the town’s regular parties.
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A/N: Happy Thor Love and Thunder Day !!! Okay i just know based on the track list for thor love and thunder that thor and Valkyre have the best music taste, argue with the wall <3.
When you had moved to New Asgard on a hunch for work, you assumed that because it was a small town you’d struggle at making new friends. A small town that’s farther away from the rest of the big towns in Norway meaning every citizen in the town would be cautious of new people coming in.
It was in every tv show you’ve watched since you were a young child and so when you moved out of your hometown to explore more of the world you feared that if you ever move into a small town the citizens of the said town would not be friendly to a newcomer like you. Even in your hometown which may have had a large population, your neighborhood would still be cautious of anyone who would move in since most of you knew everyone and had close connections with each other. You were just used to that mindset that “ if you moved into a small town in any area you’d be met with people who were rude or thought you were weird”.
Which you have proven wrong right away when you moved into your new apartment and were helped by some of the tenants in the apartment. Thanking them over and over again for taking some time out of their day to help you when you could have done it yourself but they told you not to worry. Then when you went to the nearby bakery to get something to eat and were met with who you would consider the most beautiful woman ever, who offered to pay for your food.
“ Hey don’t worry about it honey, I would love to buy a pretty woman like you food anytime,” she tells you grabbing one of your hands but continuing to look at her arms, how pretty her eyes are, how buff she is. Jane could very much tell that you were checking her out, failing badly to hide it and she decided to let you have your fun to not embarrass her potential new friend.
“ Hey, are you new to town by the way? Because I've never seen you in town and we don’t typically ever new people since it’s so far from every other town,” she tells you and it takes you out of your thoughts, You hope to god that she didn’t see you checking her out.
“ I am very much new in town yeah, I got a job working for the king of yours for pr and I don’t start till Monday but I wanted to take the weekend to settle down in my apartment,” you say to the mystery woman who names you still don’t know.
“ Oh, you must be y/n!” she realizes forgetting that Val had told her to look out for one of the new employees that are going to help her in city hall. Something about her assistant threatening to quit her job if she had to deal with one more citizen complaining about the smallest things.
“ Yeah, that’s me! the king of Asgard had contacted me to help out since you needed help with citizens' concerns about the town and something about her assistant complaining over dealing with weird stuff, I have no clue about what that last part meant,” you say to her. Though you do have some experience when it comes to dealing with local government in different cities, this one is going to be a bit different since it’s going to be with people from another world different from yours and you hope that maybe the king of Asgard’s assistant wasn’t making a big deal of that.
Jane had been tasked by Valkyrie to be your tour guide for the next couple of weeks, be someone that she could come to if she needed help getting something, doing things, and what not. The last time she was a tour guide of some sort for any person it was with Thor, which was a whole bunch of chaos that she chooses to forget most of the time. Maybe it’ll be different with you since you aren’t some god from another world or one of Val’s Avenger friends who come to visit the town every once in a while.
“ Well y/n! I am Jane foster,” she says to you as both of you move away from the cash register to wait for your food and you are happy to have a face to the name. Jane was unsure where to start with the tour of New Asgard, unsure if what might be the best place to start, until someone came into the bakery noticed the blonde woman, and greeted her with a smile.
“ Jane ! oh my god I haven’t seen you since the party over by Thor and Korg’s place 2 weeks ago on Saturday, that shit was wild,” they say, and your curiosity peaks at the mention of parties. It had been a while since you’ve been invited to a party and even then it was just a fundraiser for some dude running for may back in your hometown in the states. Not much wild shit going on besides the candidate getting drunk off his ass and trying his best to out-dance people but of course, failing, you still have the video of that on your phone.
“ I had to go out of town with Thor and the guardians to help save another Planet so I haven’t gotten the chance to go to another party, who’s going to be hosting this weekend’s party this time? Jane asks them. The man calls your name and you get the food you had ordered.
Unsure whether the person notices you standing by Jane, you opt out of the conversation and make your way to one of the tables in the bakery to get the coffee and 2 croissants into your body to get ready to spend the rest of your Friday to unpack your apartment. Jane sees you move to the table but doesn’t want to be rude and leave the other person before getting the location of tomorrow night’s party, maybe thinking about inviting you as a plus one. Would not be a bad idea at all.
“ I think Korg was going to do it since he has more space with Thor getting his place but I think it might be Sif this weekend who’s going to host it and, this weekend’s host is Sif and you know she can get the good stuff for us,” they say to her.
“ Who’s her connection?”
“ Danvers cause the king sometimes asks her to bring different alcohols from other places in the multiverse and shit, you know the deal,” they say and they continue talking more about the party until jane hears her name being called for her regular order. She says her goodbyes to the person before making her way to where she sees you sitting, eating half of one of your pastries and looking at your phone.
“ So y/n, What plans do you have tomorrow night? Because if you don’t I would like to invite you to one of New Asgard’s weekend parties which are always fun,” she says to you.
“ Weekend Parties are just parties held on Saturdays by different residents of the town, which can range from being very calm to overall wild depending on who’s hosting it and what kind of drink is involved, Sometimes Valkryie comes and if she does, well,l those parties turn out to be one for the books. It’s a way for the citizens to get together to deal with the stress of the weekday and it’s been a hit ever since,” she says eating one of the muffins she got, excited for tomorrow’s party.
You on the other hand are unsure as to whether it’s a good idea to go to the party with her. You’ve only known the blonde for what is less than an hour, sure she’s nice and radiates golden retriever energy, maybe it’s not the same for other people who live here. Overthinking get’s the best of you and your mind comes up with thousands of possibilities as to what can happen at these parties but if Jane is there with you then maybe it won’t be as bad. Could also be fun too.
“ So what do you say then? Come with me and party with my friends? Plus all the free booze that your heart can desire too,” she says wiggling her eyebrows at you. Jane thinks it the best idea to bring you with her because she’d feel bad to be partying with her friends while you sit in your apartment unpacking everything or just sitting around reading or something.
“ Because I don’t want to spend all of the weekend in my apartment,” you start And the blonde in front of you starts to smile,” I’ll go cause I want to know what kind of parties people throw here that the person said was ‘ wild as fuck’. Just curious is all,” you say.
“ Trust me it’s wild as fuck “
“ Trust your word Jane,” you say handing her your phone so she can add herself to your phone to text her. It takes her a bit to understand before she adds her number so you can message.
‘ Mighty Jane 🔨⚡️’
“ I will text you details of the party in a couple of hours once I know everything to be sure and also if you need anything else of course,” she says to you. This woman hasn’t known you for more than an hour and she’s already got you blushing like crazy, it would be hard not
“ What are you doing right now y/n? Would you like a tour of the town from me?” she asks you.
Wouldn’t hurt to get to know the town since you’ll be here for the next couple of months or until they don’t need your services. Plus being able to spend the day with a pretty blonde like Jane wouldn’t hurt as well, lord knows it would be fun to see her left stuff up.
“ I would love a tour from you Jane, “ you tell her and are met with a warm smile from the woman in front of you who’s trying not to seem too excited about being about to hang out with you. Might be a bit because it means she gets to show off to a cute girl like you.
Once you finish your food, Jane holds your hand and she gives you a personal tour for a good part of the afternoon and makes sure to be very specific with each area. Introducing you to some of the people she talks to, where the best areas to relax are, what food area to go and you even get to meet one of her close friends in town, a tall person made out of rock named Korg.
She took you to get food and you were fast enough to pay for both of your meals before Jane was, as she was struggling to get the cash out of her front pocket and she walked you to the front of your apartment, making sure you get home safe.
y/n: Thanks for the fun day Jane!
Mighty Jane: You are so welcome, honey! Happy to be your tour guide and hopefully new friend <3
y/n: A new friend indeed <3
You send the message to the blonde before making your way to sleep on the mattress on the floor, not having time to build the frame for the bed and drifting into a comfortable sleep. Excited for what the next day will bring for you in this new town.
*the next day*
Jane had been a bit busy dealing with some last-minute Mighty Thor business, forgetting that she needed to debrief with the guardians and Valkyrie about what happened on the mission, forgetting to call you about details, and just sending you the details instead. She felt bad that she couldn’t tell you herself but with an important position as hers, you were bound to understand.
As it got closer to the party, all you could think about is how you don’t have anything casual to wear to the party and start to wonder if it was even a good idea to go. While it does take a bit to calm yourself down from overthinking, you manage to find the most casual outside on hand and try to relax a bit in your home while waiting for Jane to come and pick you up. If your last roommate was here with you, then you’d be hearing it about how weird it is to be waiting for some woman to come and get you for parties that seem to happen every weekend.
Weekend Parties? Who even came up with the name? Most of these people might have been from another planet, but could they have least chosen a better name for it?
Too much overthinking leads you to take a quick nap, to avoid questioning your decision and hoping that it’ll make the time go faster. Plus naps are always good for the body and you need one right now.
Jane on the other hand is trying her best to get done helping one of the guardians with a problem they had, about their ship not wanting to work. She didn’t want to have to ask one of her friends to pick you up but she chooses Valkryie to get you from her house, then she can just meet you there instead. No harm in having her do it unless she decides to act all tough and shit, yeah.
“ So you want me to go and pick up the woman to her house so we can bring her over to tonight's party jane? Why the fuck can’t you do it yourself them, and you better give me a valid reason as to why,” she hears the woman say on the phone, a bit curious about the reason her friend will give her. She doesn’t mind doing this favor for her at all, not the problem, Val just needs to know.
“ this y/n is a little cute to me okay?’ She hears her close friend tell her,” I think she’s cool, so I decided to invite her with me as my plus one and I might have told her that I’d be picking her up from her place, just after I finish fixing the guardians stupid ship”.
“ Don’t be calling by ship stupid jane,” Val could hear one of the guardians scream from the distance, followed by the sound of a tool being thrown at someone and she decides that she’ll ask Jane about it later when she sees her at the party.
“ You are so gay, Jane”
“ No, you are “
“ Very aware of it Val”
“ And very much whipped for this girl and you’ve just met her Jane!’
“ Yeah yeah I get it, I’m the lesbian stereotype, Can you do me the favor Val? If you can’t I’ll ask Korg to do it for me instead”.
“ I will do as you say Jane but only because you asked nicely and if anyone asks I never did this,” Valkyrie tells her friend before quickly hanging up the phone, not giving her the time to say her goodbyes. She thought it was cute her friend had a little crush on you, it wouldn’t be too bad to see who you are, maybe see what Jane sees and also make a new friend of course. She loves her current friends dearly but they're all gods, people with powers, some Avengers even so maybe having a friend who’s just normal would be nice.
Once she gets your address from the blonde, Valkyrie makes the walk to your apartment while you are very much still sleeping and unaware of her coming to pick you up.
“ Let’s hope it’s the right one, “ Valkyrie says to herself before ringing the doorbell, concerned when she hears what seems to be someone falling on the floor. Too deep in your nap, you had forgotten all about the weekend party you were invited to and got scared when you heard the doorbell ring and maybe fell on the floor as well. Thank god that you live on your own.
Once you get yourself together and not look like you’ve just woken up from a nap, you make your way to the front door expecting Jane when you are greeted by the King of New Asgard herself. You awkwardly stand there, wondering where Jane was, and after a couple more seconds of silence, the woman in front of you decides to speak up.
“ Jane got stuck with some problems with the guardians, about a ship so she tasked me to come and get you so we can head over to the party,” Valkyrie tells you.
“ Do I bow for you? , handshake? I don’t know have much experience with kings, “ you tell her. Nobody ever prepared you for this.
“ No need to bow miss y/n, just a handshake will do,” she says holding out a hand and you shake her hand, calming down a bit because she’s been very nice for someone who’s the leader of this down. A bit of small talk while you grab the necessary thing and you head over with Valkyrie to the party.
She was nicer than you expected, giving you places where you can get the best food, getting to know you a bit, and how the ride was to New Asgard. It felt kind of nice to talk to someone who was just a normal person, Val was very much used to talking to Thor with his adventures all over the solar system with the guardians, Jane trying to handle all her Mighty Thor business, and so on.
Her warm and welcoming energy helped you calm down on the way to the party and after a good 10-minute walk from your apartment, you arrive at the party.
When you got to the house, you expected just a small “ kickback” or whatever the fuck you call it, but what you see is about a good 75 people drinking, partying, and playing ping pong. The music is the thing that surprises you the most, must be a playlist that had music from the 2000s that one would hear from the clubs, a Ciara song that you’d hear from family parties playing currently.
The King of Asgard drags you alone to where her group of friends is hanging around, where you peek at the blonde woman from the day before wearing what you could consider is the gayest outfit to ever be seen.
A pair of brown combat boots, a simple pair of jeans, a gun and roses t-shirt that looks like it’s been through hell and back topped off with a red flannel that just compliments Jane's muscles very well, meaning you’ll be trying very hard not to stare at them. Jane smiles at seeing you and Valkyrie come to the party and brings the both of you so she can give you both a hug.
“ Y/n! Oh my fucking god you made it! Dude, you gotta meet all my best friends !” she says kind of slurred and you assume that she’s drunk right now.
“ Asgardian alcohol is pretty strong,” Valkyrie says to you, used to the weekends where Jane tries to outdrink the King but always fails to do so, due to her mortal body not being able to handle all that liquor compared to someone like Thor. Jane pays her friend no mind as she takes you from friend to friend so she can introduce them to you and you giggle at how drunk she is.
“ Y/n this is Korg, big rock man who’s cool and tall”
“ You know the King of New Asgard, she thinks she can outdrink me but AHAHAH THINK AGAIN VAL”
“ Sif is here too, she helps me train to be a big Buffy lady”
“ no I don’t Jane,” Sif says, “ you try to beat me and fail”.
“ That’s so mean of your bestie, make me look good in front of my new best buddy here sify poo please,” Jane says getting way too close to the Asgardian and you fear that she could be punched in the face by her any second but to your surprise, the other woman sighs in defeat seeing her friend's puppy eyes. Nobody can ever resist Jane’s drunk puppy eyes and she starts to say all the good things about Jane while the blonde has a smile on her face the whole time.
“ y/n i would like you to meet the last person of my friend group who is not the better Thor out of the two of us if he tries to convince you,” she says when get brought to a tall man with blonde hair up to his shoulders, muscles on his arms and the face made by a god.
“ You must be Lady y/n,” he says bringing you in for a hug, underestimating his strength and you almost lose your breath. How the fuck do Jane and Thor even give hugs without killing people it’s better to ask them that when you aren’t at a party with a bunch of drunk people.
After all of the introductions, the weekend party gets started. They try to hand you some Asgardian alcohol to get you drunk but lucky for you someone had gotten alcohol for people who couldn’t handle their liquor which you were thankful for. Playing beer pong with Korg and jane, was a huge disadvantage since Jane was good at the game and she’d act like she wasn’t “ paying attention” to be able to let you win.
Some of the other attendees pressure you into drinking but Valkyrie pushes them away from you and promises to fight anyone who even attempts to hand you any sort of strong drink. If anyone is gonna mess with you then they can face the wrath of the King of New Asgard.
3 hours pass and the group decides to start a dance circle, trying to see who out of all the attendees is the best dancer of them and you just know this is gonna be the best thing to watch. So far the party past any expectation you’ve had of parties ( which is hard since you’ve never gotten invited to any pirates), no way this group of drunk people is gonna be good dancers.
Valkyrie gets her phone from her pocket and goes to her well-named playlist “ Asgard’s party hits”, looking for the best song that can start this dance battle. After not even 10 seconds of looking and she finds the best song to start playing, Goodies by Ciera. One of the most iconic songs that you can remember, a staple of family parties, and what you consider to be one of her favorite songs of hers.
Jane is the first one to start the dance battle, breaking out some of the smoothest moves that you’ve seen, the crowd lets out cheers and encourages the dancing. You think that with how drunk she probably is that her moves are bad but guess not. Jane pulls in Valkyrie next to come and dance with her, for a couple of seconds she just stands there, letting herself get a feel of the music before breaking out some moves of her own. The next song starts playing, a popular pitbull song you recognize and Jane pretends to “ reel you in “ to the dance floor but you move to the drink in your hand, not wanting to come and dance with the rest of the people before finishing your drink.
“ your loss babe,” she mouths to you and starts to dance with Kory who’s busting out the best movie. It would be a complete lie if you said that her calling you babe wasn’t making you feel something. Jane is very drinking so she must be very affectionate right now, no way that a pretty as fuck woman finds you even the smallest pretty but it’s better to have tried than not tried at all.
Jane was too busy dancing the night away with Korg in front of her and fails to notice how quickly you chug your beer, not caring how it’s gonna backfire the next day. Siff notices you chugging the beer in your hands and decided to give you a bit of the Asgardian liquor, and you drink right away because you need to not be all awkward, maybe let some stress out.
After you get some liquid courage into you, you make your way into the crowd but when the start of Hey ya! By Outcast starts playing, Thor sees you coming into the dance circle and decides just to push you into the crowd to dance.
Against Jane out of all people. If he wasn’t a god from another planet who could probably break you like a twig you would have thrown a bottle at him or a rock.
She was the first to start dancing, trying to get to the vibe of the music a bit before dancing and then motioning you to dance as well. After a good couple of minutes of standing then you break out what you consider the best dance moves that still get loud cheers from the crowd which only encourages drunk fuck you to continue dancing against the blonde in front of you.
A good couple of songs pass by, everyone dancing either in groups or pairs, you and Jane enjoying each other's energy before A Justin Timberlake starts to play and you internally groan at what song it is.
Rock your body.
Jane doesn’t hesitate to grab your hand to bring you close to her body, wanting to just keep you as close as she can to her. Sober you would have just stood there in shock, not knowing what to do but drunk you move your hips to the beat. Lucky for the both of you the crowd had gotten closer to each other and it would be easier for the both of you not to be seen by her friend.
For the rest of the night that’s how it goes for you. Jane and you stay very close to each other, dancing alone to every song that plays, Jane drinking to her heart's content and clinging onto the blonde like your life depends on it which she doesn’t mind
When the party ends, Valkyrie who didn’t go hard on the drinks is nice enough to take you to her apartment, wanting to make sure that you get home safe. Jane was going to go back to her place but also wanted to walk you to your place because she felt bad for not picking you up earlier in the day.
Once you get dropped off by the two ladies, you get into more comfy clothes, get into bed and go to sleep. Enjoying the fun Saturday you had with all these new people and hope to get invited to the next party.