#marvel paul

[orangedude8002]

Paul X Vee crackship (a.k.a why they should suffer together)

I don't even have to explain who these bozos are as ''characters'' but they both represent the types of character who's very existence are the biggest examples of the IRRITATING problems of their media!. With Paul being nothing more than a half ass, undercooked, milquetoast & dumb way for Peter & MJ to not be back together combined with how lame and SOULLESS of a character he is generally & Vee who's the face of the awfully downgraded identity of Skate 4 with how charmlessly cheery she is combined with her overly basic and annoying quips especially since she NEVER SHUTS UP!!!. So I felt like this crackship works since they both are nothing more than prime representations of their media's glaring issues without much a proper character to even back them up so I crackshipped them out of spite. I'm planning on making a narrative post about how these 2 even become a thing but for now I'M DONE WITH THESE 2!

[virtuouswhitehatorganization]

Paul From Spiderman Gets An Invitation To Join BHO

I mean the man already helped with a genocide I think he can be persuaded to join after losing Mary Jane and their imaginary kids. Totally could see Black Hat just offering it because he sees him as a pathetic shrimp and wants to see him plummet in failure. Even the other villains would think he's pathetic and he is lower in the pecking order than Dark Phantom.