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There was a post on here I saw years ago about four Spider-Mans living together in an apartment New Girl style(New Girl is a show) and I can't find it but I was having thoughts about it this morning
The post was like. They're all named Peter Parker, Tobey, Andrew, Jake and Tom, no explanation or confusion about why or how four guys with the same name are living together, and they're all Spider-Man, except they all think they're the only Spider-Man and don't know there's four of them
And I was thinking about Miles, 19, in college, freshly Spider-Man, moving in with them
Their first meeting is literally like New Girl ep1. Jake's Peter is embarrassing everyone, Miles is weirded out but also not really, Tom's Peter is trying to make a good impression on their new roommate and failing, Andrew's Peter is making jokes to break the ice
Miles as he is carrying a bigass package to his room: "So... what are your names?"
Peter(Tobey) as he is also helping him move his stuff inside the room and absolutely not wondering about how heavy the packages are and how the fuck skinny, scrawny Miles carried them up the stairs: "Peter Parker."
"Nice to meet you Peter! What about you guys?"
"Peter Parker." They all echo at the same time.
Miles blinks, laughing awkwardly, thinking maybe they're joking with him even tho he is not getting the joke. "Haha. Yeah I heard Peter. What are you guy's names?"
"Peter Parker." They all echo again.
"Right." Miles says. They all stare at each other for a long, awkward(only for Miles lol) moment. "Are you serious?"
"Yeah!" Peter(Andrew) says cheerfully as he puts a bag down and leaves the room to go bring the rest of Miles' stuff
"Are you related?" Miles asks Peter(Tom) after a short pause
"Nope!"
"Is this a prank?"
"Nope!"
"... Are you sure?"
"Not a prank. We promise," Peter(Tom) assures him.
Miles does not feel assured. He feels like he should call his parents to come pick him up. And then he remembers that he is an adult now and a superhero and you know what? Fuck it
"Ok so how do I make it clear who I'm calling?" He asks, shrugging to himself as he turns around to go back to moving his stuff.
"I'm Peter 1!" Peter(Tom) tells him.
"Peter 2." Tobey
"Peter 4 here!" Jake says, "and the one bringing your dresser up the stairs is Peter 3(Andrew)"
They get weirder and weirder everytime they open their mouths. But Miles is determined to get through with this and move in!
"Is there an order to that?"
There isn't, not as far as he can tell. Peter 2 looks the oldest, shouldn't he be 1 or 4?
"Peter 1 claimed the number when he moved in."
Ok cool. What the hell does that mean. Who knows. They sure as hell don't sound like they do
"So Miles, do you got a girlfriend?" Peter 4 asks him, grinning. He's the only one not helping with moving his stuff, laid on Miles' bed as he eats a bagel.
"Um. No?"
"Are you unsure?"
"I... yeah."
"Yeah are you unsure or yeah you have a girlfriend?"
Miles is annoyed by how much he doesn't mind the weird and nosy attitude of Peter 4
"Why are you even asking me that?"
"No reason!" Peter 1 says immediately, and Miles turns just in time to see him glaring at Peter 4
"Many reasons!" Peter 4 says, pointing a finger at Peter 1 while frowning. He doesn't look really angry though, just kinda annoyed and a little playful
"Which are?" Miles asks
"Nothing!" Peter 3 comes in again, putting down Miles' dresser. (Miles, who has gained incredible super strength in the last few months and has gotten very used to being able to lift and carry heavy stuff like it's nothing, doesn't even notice how weird it is that Peter 3 was carrying the whole dresser on his own)
No one asks how he heard their conversation from the stairs. They all have super hearing, they don't even think it's weird that Peter 3 came in the room already knowing what they were talking about
"Didn't sound like nothing," Miles says
"Peter is just-"
"Annoyed!" Peter 4 cuts whatever Peter 1 was trying to say about him(or miles assumes he was gonna say something about Peter 4. Peter 1 didn't use any number) jumping up from the bed, bagel finished and a new one in his hand. Miles wonders where he got it. There are bo bagels in the room...
He wants one
"I'm asking, because.... I'm tired of walking on people making out around here!" Peter 4 says, pausing to devour his bagel in the middle of his sentence and then continuing
Watching him demolish that thing with literally two bites makes Miles want one even more, and it takes him a second to realize what he actually said
"Oh... ohhh!" He says, very intelligently, thank you very much, pointing at Peter 1 and 3. "You guys have girlfriends?"
"Boyfriend!" Peter 3 tells him with a smile, and then turns to stare at Peter 4 who has a new bagel in his hand
Miles blinks and Peter 3 has snatched it from him, holding it out in front of Miles
"You hungry?" He grins
They finish putting all the stuff in his room and move to the kitchen to eat something, and Miles keeps asking them about themselves as they do
They ask him questions too
"Soooo..." Peter 4 smiles at him, all teeth
"Soooo..?" Miles asks, finishing his second plate
He thinks it's pretty cool that they all eat a lot. He won't have to worry about weirding his new roommates out with his giant appetite
"What's your girlfriend's name? Or boyfriend?"
Miles laughs nervously. "Oh.. ah. Haha... i uh...i don't have one."
"But there's somebody!" He points at Miles
"Leave him be" Peter 2 says
"No." Peter 4 doesn't even look at him, his eyes staring into Miles' soul
"There's nobody! I'm single!" Miles says. He turns to look at the others, looking for an escape. "What about you guys? What's your partners name?"
"MJ." Is echoed back at him by three people
...
"All of you... are dating people named MJ?"
"Hmm!" Peter 2 hums, nodding
"Do they... do you have numbers for them too?"
"My girlfriend is the cool MJ(Zendaya)!" Peter 1 says
"I think you mean my boyfriend is the cool MJ(Michael b Jordan)." Peter 3 tells him
"I think you both mean that my girlfriend is the cool MJ." Peter 2 says
"This is how it is all the time." Peter 4 leans in close to loudly whisper next to his ear
"You don't have a partner?" Miles asks him
"Nah." He leans back, linking his hands behind his neck and stretching. "My MJ and I got divorced a while back."
Right...
So hopefully, if he sees the girl with blonde hair again in class next week, he'll be the first one with a partner who isn't named MJ
In a stevenat mood but not in a "i wanna read fics" way but like in a "i need to go finish my stevenat amnesia au fic that i haven't touched in months" way
