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I know I put Miwa as my name but people have been calling me Coffee and Coffeemug and I'm obsessed so. You may call me that too lol
~ Multi-ship ~ Pro-ship ~
Obsessed with parent/child incest<3
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love when im hornyposting and someone tells me something like "this is so well written and in character" like yes thank you for recognizing the nuance in my porn, i actually was thinking about keeping it in character while drooling on my screen
okay Iām so unbelievably spearprince pilled right now and i cannot stop thinking about a world in which valarr presents as an alpha and baelor (who is also an alpha) knows he should be relieved because now, surely, the unbecoming temptation heās felt for valarr since valarr came of age will cease. except of course it doesnāt. so now baelor is not only feeling guilty for wanting his son in such a way, but to also want another alpha in such a way??? baelor is convinced heās going to superhell.
meanwhile, at the same time, valarr is having a full blown meltdown, because he was supposed to present as an omega, a soft, pretty, desirable omega, so that he could finally be worthy of his alpha father. valarr goes through his first rut alone in his chambers, fucking into an old robe of his fatherās that he secretly stole from baelor, desperately whining for his kepa, frantically inhaling the scent of baelor, tormented by visions of baelor knotting him on his perfect cock and knowing that it can never happen, not now that valarrās body has betrayed him in the worst possible way.
obviously ashford doesnāt happen in this universe, and baelor (who still is not dealing with his feelings at all) decides that the best way to get over it is to wed valarr to a pretty omega. so even though valarr doesnāt want to, he would never say no to his father, and if this is what his father wants, heāll do it. cut to a married valarr trying to bed his omega wife, doing his best to do his duty to the realm (and his father of course) but being depressed the whole time, canāt stop thinking about how wrong it all feels, loathing himself the entire time (and if the only way valarr can pop a knot is to imagine his fatherās hands on him, to picture baelor grinding into him so deeply while toying with valarrās cock with those ringed fingers of his, well, valarr is determined to take that secret to his grave)
i like to imagine it all comes to a head after the third or fourth child valarrās omega loses during pregnancy. valarr is distressed (he may not like being an alpha, and he may not love his spouse, but he does care for her, and he did want to be a father) and he goes to baelorās chambers one night, finally desperate enough to seek out the comfort heās always felt from baelor. and baelor can smell valarr as soon as he enters, can smell how sad and uneasy he is, and without thinking about it, baelor instinctively starts releasing his scent the way one would to calm an omega (and it shouldnāt work on another alpha, it should make it worse) but instead valarr just crumbles, tipping into his fatherās embrace, words tumbling out of him without him even knowing what heās saying, babbling that heās a failure of an alpha, that he canāt even father an heir, that he knows heās disappointing baelor, that he hates the thought of bedding his spouse, that heās completely useless in every way that matters, and that itās obviously a punishment from the gods for his teenage desires to be baelorās omega.
baelor is rendered speechless, and valarr starts to panic, realizing that heās said too much, thinking surely his father will hate him now, and he tries to pull away from baelor, only for baelor to grab the back of valarrās neck and hold him there, firmly, stopping valarr from moving. again, not something one should do to another alpha, but instead of being angry, valarr goes limp under his fatherās hand and his scent thickens with unmistakable arousal.
anyways cut to valarr being seated astride baelor, speared open on his knot, writhing and whining as baelor gets valarr to knot into his hand, all the while murmuring into valarrās ear about what a perfect, pretty omega valarr is, how tight and hot his cunt is around baelorās knot, how wet he is with baelorās seed and how good he smells.
apologies for the ramble, they drive me insane lol
Ok A. I'm sorry for taking so long to answer this. B. This ask has been haunting my every existing moment in the best way possible since you sent it. Like it's so incredibly good, so brilliant. You practically wrote a fucking fic in my inbox and I've been absolutely speechless about this for two months. I had no idea how to answer this because like. There's nothing to add to this. It's literally perfect. The perfect vision for spearprince. I love alpha/alpha and dadson and this is hitting in all the ways I like
I always like to answer asks with some addition to what anons say and I've been thinking about how I could add anything to this(thinking very hard because this ask already feels complete to me honestly) and I came up with the idea that maybe Valarr's omega actually knew about Valarr's love and desire for Baelor, because after the first few times they had sex, Valarr kinda got comfortable enough to let himself go a little, and he would sometimes moan father in between thrusts, and he was always so out of it, so absorbed in the fantasy of being with Baelor, that he wouldn't even notice he'd said anything out loud
And after Valarr and Baelor have sex, she immediately notices the change in Valarr, because he's literally glowing like an omega after their first heat spent with their mate, and she corners him and finally brings it up for the first time, and Valarr is kinda panicking at first, but then it becomes clear to him that she doesn't give a fuck that he's fucking his father
She wants Valarr to ask Baelor to fuck her, and put a healthy baby in her, the way Valarr has been failing to for years, so they can all be done with all this bother. If she gives birth to two kids for Valarr, then they can all ignore each other and her and Valarr can stop fucking(she's sick of having to put up with Valarr's absolutely uninterested way of making love to her)
Baelor immediately agrees when presented with the option, him and Valarr's wife fuck, she gets pregnant, gives birth, the baby lives, they fuck again a few months after that, she gives birth to another baby, and that one also lives
Now let's imagine Valarr who is kinda(totally) obsessed with these babies who call him father, but are actually Baelor's babies, who he made for Valarr, who look so much like the both of them and adore their grandfather Baelor and are spoiled rotten by him(yeah so just them not being able to actually have kids together but raising Valarr's kids who are actually Baelor's kids but call Valarr father as their own anyway)
And they all live happily ever after(delusional)
Modern valaeron with purple eyes. I'm making them kiss in my head(and in my docs)
Valaerion fucking in a bathtub. Aerion pushing Valarr's head under the water as he's riding him. Valarr's hands on his hips, tightening when Aerion pushes him down but not struggling. Playing a game of how long can Valarr last without struggling, without knowing when Aerion will let him back up. Aerion gives him a kiss everytime he comes up without struggling
putting your fucking dick to work. hey. they should put it in museums, shouldn't they? your cock on display, yeah? can you imagine? big fucking dick with a strong seed. all the people in the museum wandering around, looking over. I bet never in a million years would they think it was strapped to a fucking body this meek. or a face this fucking scrawny, hey? i bet they thought it'd be strapped to some fucking big bison of a cunt, some fucking greek muscly fuck, some fucking russian cunt, yeah? hey. why don't you show me it, yeah? come on, show me, hey? niall, show me. show me. i just wanna catch a glimpse. come on, mate. it's like a fucking trophy, isn't it, hey? fucking show me. come on. it's like a big fucking trophy, isn't it? come on, niall, yeah? get it out, yeah? come on, i want to see the big fucking shagging impregnating fucking piece.
I'm rereading one of my own fics and damn this food is good. Exactly how I like it. I wish I would update
Spearprince where baelor is just suddenly feeling out of sorts, one step wrong, a little tension in his relationship with valarr and just does not understans why. Something making him look too long at valarr or look away quickly. Until he notices the amount of proposals increasing, lords looking at valarr a bit too inappropriately right in front of baelor and suddenly everything clicks. The urge to press his fingers instead of just running his knuckle across valarr's jaw. The itch to circle the porcelain wrist and squeeze instead of a gentle swipe. Wanting to let his hand to slip down valarr's shoulder, circle his hip and stay there instead of just a pat. Baelor having an epiphany in the middle of a maekar yelling session, baelor's stupid face making maekar yell louder.
The ending of this has me in shambles I'm crying laughing imagining Maekar yelling at Baelor while Baelor is sitting there like "Oh. Oh. I'm in love with my son. Holy shit."
Even funnier if Maekar is maybe yelling at him about the increasing proposals that have been piling up for months that Baelor has been ignoring and/or making Maekar deal with
"He's your son why the fuck do I have to keep going to these stupid lords to tell them you're refusing their hand in marriage for Valarr?"
And Baelor is just staring at a letter in his hands, another marriage proposal for Valarr, and he has a venomous thought of "I'd rather die than allow my precious son to marry one of these incompetent alphas" and then it just hits him that maybe he's a bit too possessive
And he just looks up at Maekar, standing in front of him with his face red with anger and his arms waving around in the air furiously, and just kinda can't stop himself from saying it out loud in wonder
"I'm in love with Valarr"
Maekar nearly strangles him with the stupid proposal letter in his hand
"Then why the fuck have you been sending me around to tell people you refuse their marriage proposal? Just marry the boy and put me out of my fucking misery!"
oooooo what a cool post my mutual just reblogged ! I think I will reblog it as well !!! oooooh who did they reblog it from ? That username seems familiar,,, hohoho it's me ! from an hour ago !
I hate the concept of taming a character. Like no I don't want that cunt asshole bitch motherfucker to be tamed by some douch alpha. Let them terrorize people in peace omg
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what time do you go to bed? (local time)
7pm or before
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2am or after
it's never consistent
some other time entirely
I just don't know what grownups do for bedtime and I want to know!!!