James Barnes was a man of infinite talents. He can dissemble and reassemble a Glock in 30 seconds flat, his aim is impeccable and he has the surprising agility and strength of a man much much younger than himself. Hell, he can’t even count how many languages he can speak by this point. Honestly, he should be in a museum or MENSA. Or so Rogers said anyway.
Buying cat food, unfortunately, is not one of those talents. But the cat who had decided to worm into his bed and call it home was mewling incessantly to the point where even the Asset inside his head had started to grumble. Which is how he found himself here, at 2.47am, looking at rows and rows of cat faces peering at him from similar neon coloured plastic packagings. He hadn’t even worn his fraying Yankees hat in his hurry. He ran his free hand through his hair, the paranoia starting to creeping his.
“Hey Siri?” He watched as his phone blinked to life with the familiar ding. It would almost be romantic, he mused, for a cyborg like him to be so overly dependent on an AI assistant. “What’s the best cat food?”









