#marvelous-marka

[femboy-fever]

Wait what's the deal with paptalus

The big thing he did was crop a minor’s post to make it look like they were a pedophile, resulting in the minor and his minor girlfriend being run off-site, and the girlfriend being stalked IRL--none of which, to my knowledge, papatulus ever apologized for.

But, in general, he’s just a fuckin’ ass, mate.

[sephythespooky]

Prompt: Sandy looking after kid Meph and comforting him when he has a bad dream about turning evil? (Because I'm having a bad night)

I can do that, dear.

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Sandy was more than happy to look after Mephistopheles for a while. She loved him dearly, and was peacefully reading when he sat bolt upright in bed, yelping.

This made her shut her book quickly and ask, “Poodle, honey, what’s wrong?”

He began to cry very hard, shaking as he spoke, “I-I I don’t wanna go to the Pit!”

“oh, baby, no....you’re a good little angel,” she came over and scooped the child into her arms, smoothing his ruffled feathers with one hand. “There’s no reason at all for you to go there.”

“Bu-but Gabriel a-always says-”

“Gabriel is too fond of absolutes, my dear one,” Sandy cooed softly, setting soft kisses into his fiery hair. “Life is varied and full of shades of grey. Our Lady values all of these, and we angels are all set with different talents and tendencies in order to meet the needs of the world that way. Do you love Our Lady?”

He looked up and gaped at her, “Of course! Provvy is my bestest friend. She loves me!”

Sandy laughed softly, “Then there is nothing to worry about. So long as you lover Our Lady, and do your very best to be a good boy, you’ll be fine.” She cuddled him close, “And I know you, my dear little Poodle. You are full of mischief, but at your core you are the brightest star of all of us. You are one of my most shining joys as a teacher.”

He held her tightly and sniffled till his tears dried, “thank you, Miss Sandy. I love you.”

She nuzzled him  softly, “I love you, too, sweetie.”

[tragicillustrator]

[sephythespooky]

Dude what if the ghouls were monotremes

We would have ghoul eggs.

I freaking love this idea. Freaking ghoul monotremes with little baskets like “THESE ARE MY FREAKING KIDS YO” and all the humans being like “whut no that’s breakfast eggs”

[sephythespooky]

Imagine Gaster and baby skelebros

*Frazzled Dadster using his foot to bounce Papy in a bouncer while toddler!Sans sits in his lap as he does paperwork on the Core

*Having to chase around a tiny teleporting Sans when he really should be teaching a lecture on magical energy

*whoever the heck is around taking a picture of Gaster, asleep in his labcoat on a sofa at the lap, both babies cuddled up to his chest and also sleeping

*that picture becomes Undernet famous

*Baby Papyrus covered in spaghetti sauce  and giggling. Dadster is both amused and dismayed, but that little ‘nyeh!’ and happy giggles are soul-warming

*Finding Sans with a book trying to read it to Papy when he comes home late one night. He stands in the door for a while and listens to Sans babble cutely with the book upside down.

Please stop me, I have so many of these

[sephythespooky]

That Chef Boyardee can in lava video is pretty much Meph's guts

yep.

our poor little lava babe. Though he’d never just nom a whole can of anything.

at least if he’s awake anyway.

[sephythespooky]

*belly slides into inbox like a penguin* Ghoul changeling shit but instead of stealing human babies they steal dog babies

I think this would go well until the ghoul started looking too human and humans got involved. Unless wolves and/or other wild dogs. Then never mind because wolves are awesome.

[sephythespooky]

I heard there was a secret jewel, that Suka ate and it pleased Anrul, but you don't really care for hurgling, do ya? It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth, the bulging gut, the major lift, the baffled ghoul composing hallelujah

oh my gog jdjfadkf;aksdfskdjf XDDDDD