Bless these bones

27/she-they/pisces (icon by @han-doodles)

[xnackery027]

The TSAMS sexyman contest was rigged from the start because Eclipse is considered one contestant instead of the four separate versions even though they all act differently. Like of course he’s gonna be the most voted for, he’s got four different versions to choose from! You like the snarky and sadistic type? V1. You like the desperate fervor of revenge? V2. You like the paranoid jumpy type? V3. You like the tired out dad bod type? V4. He’s confident, he’s nervous, he’s aloof, he cares too much, he’s dominant, he’s submissive, and through it all he’s got that damned voice!! He’s practically cheating!

[sanspangirl]

me and babygirl in matching new pjs

[pillowspace]

Oh my god, I forgot Moon FNAF and Wind Archer have the same VA until I heard him do that voice

[pillowspace]

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

hey. weird mercreatures sun moon

Moon is roughly based on a cone snail, and Sun is roughly based on a decorator crab!

Y/N is a marine biologist and stumbles upon their cove by accident. At first Sun n Moon are wary, but Y/N is so excited and curious and keeps asking them so many questions and calling them amazing and wonderful and beautiful and keeps coming back to give them food and gifts and like. How is a merm supposed to resist that

[cutter-kirby]

this is what posting about obsession on this website is like

[cutter-kirby]

IT HAPPENED AGAIN

[orphetoon]

the problem with tumblr sexyman as a term is we're all operating on different definitions. its like this

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[silvertherogue715]

dude i saw this years ago on my dash and it deadass rewired how i look at Ares. And just. is cool to think about in general.

[malwaresilly]

@titan-the-tolerated

I present. A gift

[sapphling]

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

[wileycap]

[shirimoto]

やさしい貞子

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

This song has single-handedly taken over my life and it’s only been like a week

[lesser-flamingo]

me the first time i saw this: oh sure that's fun ig

me seeing it again now: fuuuuuuuuck yes the axolotl is back

[anonymousretired]

So fun. The axolotl. The penguin waddle. Learn something new everyday.

[herzspalter]

A Seeker sticker? A Seeker sticker!

[sodorz]

thinking abt how fucked up steam engine boiler explosions can look. theyre just pipes under there

gives me the idea of a ghost/monster engine that looks normal, albeit a bit battered, only to swing their smokebox door open and a myriad of pipes come bursting out like fucked up tentacles

[marlynnofmany]

I didn’t know a train could be an eldritch horror, but here we are.

[siphersaysstuff]

The Call of C'thchoochoo.

[lesbxdyke]

Okay, okay, not too crazy, not too—OH COME ON!

[bilbao-song]

Ad for Clown Balloons, 1991.

[ncanspeak]

Super jazz

[sealemoons]

attacks for @skelebellie , @vermeillll , @clementine-trees and @anonymousmouse556 (& @r0tting-rat ) (in order)

[danoobpm]

uh oh