#marvelsword

[thecarolinitiative]

Valkyrie, in asgard: as a king I need to find my queen

Carol, in xander:

[rodrickheffeley]

Tony: stay with Peter and Harley. I gotta work.

Carol: ok

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Peter: so when anybody says something cool you gotta say wig

Carol: why?

Harley: it's the law

Carol: ok I guess

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Valkyrie: I think I like you

Carol: wig

[thecarolinitiative]

carol to maria: i love laying my head on your chest when you’re sleeping so i can hear you breathe

carol to valkyrie: i recorded you snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and why i can’t fucking sleep

[thecarolinitiative]

Valkyrie: I like it when girls roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms.

Carol, looking down and realizing she only has two arms: Fuck.

[thecarolinitiative]

Valkyrie: have a good day

Carol: don't tell me what to do