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Von: You actually stole candy from a baby? How do you even sleep at night?

Marxman: On silk sheets, rolling naked in money. You’re more than welcome to join me.

Temptress: I spy with my little eye, something that begins with the letter ’S’.

Adira (looking over at Marxman and Von): Is it ‘sexual tension’?

Marxman: Do you ever get the feeling of being watched?

Von: You get used to it when you look this good.

Marxman: My parents aren’t home ;)

Von: Don’t worry, they’ll come back

Adira: I think Von’s about to do something really stupid.

Temptress: They’re already on a date with Marxman. How much worse could it get?

Von: Gods I hate you.

Marxman: No, you don't.

Von (sighing): No. No, I don't.

Marxman: This is gonna be awesome Von! We’ll be like Romeo and Juliet!

Von: Do you even know how Romeo and Juliet ends?

Marxman: Yeah! There’s kissing!

Von: You look really hot.

Marxman: I do?

Von: Yeah, you’re really sweaty.

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