Jul 6, 2023
Back to my M*A*S*H texting au bs… here’s whatever this is.
Hawkeye’s Contacts:
Beej 🤨
Brother in Crime 🤝🏻
Major Baby 🫡
Worm Eater 🪱
Charles Emerson Winchester III 🧐
Dad 🩺
Dad II 🎣
Dad III 🐴
My Son 📡
Shnozz 👃🏼
The Good Father ✝️
Sidney 🧠
Cute As Hell 👩🏻⚕️
Dysentery on Legs 🤮
Colonel Crazy 👁️👄👁️
Keeper of the Alcohol 🍸
In order of appearance we have: BJ, Trapper, Margaret, Frank, Charles, Daniel Pierce, Henry, Potter, Radar, Klinger, Father Mulcahy, Sidney Freedman, Nurse Kellye, Igor, Colonel Flagg, and Rosie
I may change some of these as I do more if the cast and as I rewatch the show.
If you have other ideas for Hawkeye’s contacts please let me know as I’m not 100% happy with them yet (mainly Margaret, BJ, Sidney, and Trapper).