#masked-sarcasm

[nicoshitposting]

okay but Nico having a huge-ass crush on The Boy Who Lived,

um? yes? 

(ignoring the post i made on my main awhile back about how percy is literally an american harry potter for the first book of the original series um)

he’d fucking LOVE harry as a character (or, in my crossover-loving heart, a fellow student/demigod SOMEONE HMU ABT THAT CROSSOVER HOLY MOLY)

hed have such an adorable gay crush on harry fucking potter he’d be like, hero-worship like he was with percy but way waaaaay more relatable b/c he doesnt have any family either!!!! he’s pretty alone too!!!!! he’s really fucking lonely and nobody gets what its like to be in his position too!!!!!!! hed be so gay for harry potter okay

[nicoshitposting]

but y'know how people always talk about either tiny nico or tiny Leo,,, How bout bOTH THOSE FUCKERS BE TALL. SIKE

i vote average leo and tall as a motherfucker nico

my older nico is always 6′3 and wears 3 inch heeled boots for asskicking purposes plus it makes him like half a foot taller than jason

[scorpiofactsdaily]

Sun: Scorpio/ Moon: Sagittarius/ Venus: Scorpio ♏️♐️♏️

daughter: youthed sheeran: give me love

[righteousdelusions]

I would say you're either really chill or no chill. like, no in between. people think you're cool on the outside but you have actually been screaming internally since grade five. you recite memes in your head. also gay. very KLANCE. ;)

Oh. I give gay vibes? This is interesting. 

You’re right, many people think I’m… em, the word they use is “serious”, before knowing me. I think it was fourth grade though. 

Sadly, I recite memes out loud sometimes. Someone should stop me, for real. 

Klance is MY LIFE, i’m telling you.

[nicoshitposting]

Can I just ask what a shitfuck is and why Nico Di Angelo, meme trash of the century, is one of them

HAHA thats just my shitty term of endearment for my favs mang

shitfuck, shitchild, fuckshit, etc you can see a pattern

he’s not a shitchild because shitchildren are like, octavian, and caliborn a la homestuck

he’s not a fuckshit bc he’s not a dumbass and fuckshit is my term for dumbass basically

he’s a shitfuck because he’s emo, shitty, and says fuck a lot

[whorient]

The war outside our door keeps raging on.

Sagittarius or Aries send me lyrics/quotes you like and I’ll guess your sign or tell you what sign it reminds me of