#massiveanimetitties

[yixingology]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOLLY. I hope you have an amazing birthday today and thank you for always being a kind friend to me. You're so wonderful and I hope everything is working out for you just as great as you are. Eat lots of cake today~~ I love you!!

i just woke up hahahaha thank you for remembering, for some reasons i feel the saddest on my birthdays? but your message definitely made me smile :) i think people with the same birthdays would instantly have rapport and familiarality hehe, i hope we could talk more in twitter? o>-< (as tumblr has increasingly become less user friendly for me} lololol im such an oldie, i love you too :3

[do-me-kris]

I think it's so cool how you're going to Vancouver bc it's my dream to go to Vancouver after school and please do some sort of vlog or entry or smth bc I would rly love to hear abt ur adventures in Canada!! ❤️ ˞͛ʕ̡̢̡⚭◞₀͒◟⚭̀ʔ̢̡̢˞͛

omg, you can do this as well! i remember when i was 18 and i was like woah i wanna go to vancouver and im gonna get that scholarship and im gonna live the full experience. and here i am, 17 days apart from being there.

regarding the vlog, i was actually planning to do something like that, and i think im gonna do it now that you suggested it bb <3 thank you so much!! 

[do-me-kris]

tumblr user @massiveanimetitties fucking fight me

[notprissy]

Omfg what if you see Tao and he waved to you.... Id die right there and then OTL

lol i literally drive past where he took the photo all the time, it’s pretty funny. a lot of exo fans at my school went to take pictures there. but that’d be crazy!

[do-me-kris]

exodus, lady luck, beautiful, what if kyungsoo slithered under your bed one day and when you got up the next morning, he would follow you and leave trails of flower petals behind you until you noticed him, senpai.

exodus: what was your favorite pathcode teaser?

the one of my lord and saviour dks

lady luck: chanyeol and tao are MOANING into your EARS. what is your response?

to both: *gives them water* chill

beautiful: post a selfie bc ur beautiful ;)

bruh 

what if kyungsoo slithered under your bed one day and when you got up the next morning, he would follow you and leave trails of flower petals behind you until you noticed him, senpai.

im gonna fuck u up son

[golfdadsuho2001]

Call me baby, promise, what if...... Suho came to your house and asked you to brush his teeth for him then afterwards he lays in your bed in spongebob pjs and sings you to sleep

call me baby:  what's your favorite song on the album?

Beautiful - Suho TLP concert version because I am fake and butthurt :-)

Promise

I already wrote a cheesy af letter to Suho :-(

what if...... Suho came to your house and asked you to brush his teeth for him then afterwards he lays in your bed in spongebob pjs and sings you to sleep 

I would loVE to have a bf like this! awkward af and I LOVE IT, I would brush his teeth and let him sing to me in his spongebob pjs I love him so much...

[xingtokki]

Spin spin sugar~~ for nightmare!yixing or poltergeist!xiu

A makeout session with nightmare!yixing.

You let out a squeak of surprise as you were lifted up and into his lap, and another smaller one when you felt his lips on your neck. He was gentle with you, running his hands up your thighs and peppering your collarbone with little kisses. He was gentle, but only for a moment.

Out of the many things Yixing could do well, leaving you breathless must have been at the top of the list. His lips crushed against yours in a messy yet tactical way. He left nibbles on your lips, your chin, and your neck, and curled his fingers in your hair while he gripped your ass with his other hand. Yixing was relentless when he came over, and you knew the lust you fueled him with only made his desire grow. The hotter he could get you, the better his snack, and he knew exactly what he was doing.

[golfdadsuho2001]

I THINK SUHO's PRONUNCIATION MIGHT BE THE BEST HIS VOICE FITS SO PERFECTLY. IT'S SUCH A TYPICAL VIET LOVE SONG BUT THEY MAKE IT SO MUCH BETTER???? IM SO IN LOVE

I THINK SUHOS AND XIUMINS PRONUNCIATION ARE THE BEST BRO I AM SO EMO SUHO SINGING HE MISSES ME AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH CHENS ACCENT IS SO CUTE I’M GNNA BREAK SOMETHING HOLD ME PHI