#massiveheadtraumabay

[lelianassong]

fenrissmansion replied to your post “I may not like being back at uni, but my flatmates seem really nice...”

on the one hand I'm like "aw sweety" but on the other hand I'm like fuck you i've been doing this for a month, I have exams in 3 weeks and I've already caught fresher's flu

Pfffft, well you know that this place will suck my soul dry eventually! Although, perhaps without the previous grievances, I may actually be able to lead a healthy life! Who knows?

'Already caught fresher's flu' - Dude you've been there for over a month now! How have you only just caught that nasty shizz?! :') I would lend you some Beechams but you are so far away now and Tali is hoarding it. 

I miss you

[kalgalen]

Allium, Rose, Marigold

Allium: What’s the best thing you can cook?

I’m pretty good at cooking all sorts of muffins? But if we’re talking without a recipe, I can make some great broccoli parmesan fritters.

Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?

Not… really? I don’t think? Feelings are hard to understand.

Marigold: Do you listen to what’s on the radio?

Depends on the station ahah. But yeah usually I do.

[kalgalen]

1000%

1000% Let's get married and rule the world as merciless gods

See u in church nerd we're doing that

[kalgalen]

i'm latelatelatelatelate *runs in* heeeeeyyyy fuck face

Fuck face urself

[kalgalen]

Modern AU Lolix based on that fic in which Locus somehow get dragged in a weird relationship with serial killer contractor Felix even though he just wanted to get rid of a body and be done with it

featuring Doc Emily Grey, best surgeon in the country, who for some reasons prefers to work in a small hospital on the outskirts of the town (Felix knows why. It's easier to find preys to dismember in an isolated place.) She met Felix when he got himself stab, passed out in an alley, and was brought to her hospital. They recognized the predator in the other, and they've been buddy ever since. Em keeps trying to set Felix up on date. Felix keeps scaring his suitors off, because they're not worthy.

Up until the moment he meets Locus in the woods, trying to bury his (obviously first) kill

[megneato]

I think you'd be a deceptive villain. really polite, really passionate about important issues to the point where people think you're the hero; and your motives might be influenced more by you being disappointed with the world around you than by selfish desires.

Holy shit. I think my motives might be 50/50 disappointment and selfishness, cause I'm a pretty selfish person in a lot of ways. But damn, this is great.

[lelianassong]

I was tagged by thessiansongbird for the 10 facts about me post! Aaaand I'm actually going to tag people! Miracles!!!

1) Your nickname: I don't actually have any nicknames ;( I get called asshole a lot though. :') Edit: Katie has reminded me that I am Queen of the Smut!!! Yisssssss!!!

2) Eye Colour: Dark brown ^_^

3) Your hair colour: Black ^_^

4) One fact about you: I like big boats, I cannot lie.

5) Favourite colour: Purple! ^__^

6) Favourite place: San Francisco

7) Favourite celebrity: Lady Gaga

8) Favourite animal: Tigers are my absolute favourites!!

9) Favourite Song: Dance In The Dark - Lady Gaga

10) Favourite book: To Kill A Mockingbird

I am going to tag: mileseri, massiveheadtraumabay & @thegethwarden

[simmonsized]

*stumbles in really late* omg congratulations! is it an awesome apartment? I bet it's an awesome apartment

it is!!!!! it's gonna be really nice and quiet and it's two bedroom and there's gonna be TREES that change color and like, trails to walk and bike-riding and a park with a little water area and wifi nearby and gosh golly i'm excited