Master Introductions: Aztu
Quick Ref
Age: 20 probably
Pronouns: They/them
Gender: [fingerguns w/ sunglasses emoji]
Sexuality: nah
Species: Non-existent human.
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Okay listen up y’all I’m the coolest fucker in the house and--
Please kindly ignore them, Aztu is simply incredibly full of themself and does not deserve to speak for extended periods of time--
BULLSHIT--
Anyway, Aztu (unfortunately) shows up very often to be a complete bastard and say things that are VERY untrue and they should NOT be listened to under any circumstan--
You’re still pissed that I led to Mata finding out you like her, huh?
THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT
...but yes, if you mean Mata being informed of your lies and slander and various falsehoods you speak of, you are still not forgiven :)
Anyway, Aztu likes to show up and talk shit a lot, but they’re otherwise very harmless as they do not exist whatsoever. We say this somewhat as a joke and somewhat legitimately, as they are largely known for slurping smoothies in the back corner and being a bastard while also somehow having no real actual corporeal form to speak of. Everyone can see them of course, but on some level, they do not exist and as such can be perfectly ignored :)
I’m still here you know
We’re not even entirely sure where Aztu mysteriously came from, they just kind of showed up one day like “whaddup, I’m Az but cooler this time“ and everyone just rolled with it? Wild. Regardless, they’re a bastard, don’t trust them.
















