Superman! You saved those 5 guys from the explosion, but then you became angry and took them in your arms and flew away! What happened to them!
"Those… guys as you called them are getting what they need to in this moment, allow me to explain. When I saved those guys, I immediately noticed something was wrong; their voices were too high and annoying; they lacked muscle and were far too weak to be normal; when I asked them about it, they just said they were faggots and didn't want to exercise; probably they didn't want to break their fingernails or something hehe. Anyway i was getting pretty mad at how they just talked to me looking at my eyes like we were equal, they even tried to touch my mighty muscles!. But what really made me mad was that after all that, they had the gall to just walk away without bowing to ask my permission nor licking my boots clean as a thank you, such a disgrace. But worry not citizen as soon as those fairies started walking i grab them and took in a far place, where me and my other Super Friends will beat some sense in those degenerates, no matter how long does it takes". He flies away after a quick salute gesture and a kind smile.