#masterblocker

[otakena]

"Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you."

"A mistletoe? But where… Ehhh??" And after being all day trying to avoid those plants. Damn it… Luckily the other boy was not interested in ‘completing the tradition.’

"You won’t? Oh good. Neither I! Neither I!"

[logicdiver]

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Sometimes, after his shift, Hajime accidentally gets drunk. He totally doesn't mean to, but changing out of his uniform gives him so much joy, he's swept away by the crowd. 

When it's 4 am and only a few patrons are left (conscious) in the establishment, he shifts from a partying drunk to a self critical drunk.

"Y'know? My mom cried when she heard... I, uh, work at a place called," he pauses and makes sure to look at the unwillingly listener next to him, "the Typhoon Titty. Wait, no... Titty Hurricane? Titty Tornado. You know what she said?"

And this continues until he passes out as the sun rises.

[merelyadecoration]

"You're in love. Don't deny it, you've been sighing all day."

        ♥ — "N-No! People can sigh for many other reasons as well! For example... following a most exquisite meal, or finishing a most challenging quiz."

[rannuvolarsi]

"Yoooo! I heard you're not an advisor to any clubs. Interested in being the advisor for the volleyball club?"