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"Mmmmm." /BLAME B OMG

[ dumps out the shake and recycles the cup ] just takin out the trash.

masterfreakingshake replied to your post:masterfreakingshake replied to your post “OOC” You...

Then you must be doing it wrong. God what are you, a virgin (it’s shake not me. Promise lol)

NO, other parts of my body hurt, but my back is usually fine afterwards.

masterfreakingshake replied to your post “OOC”

You should probably be careful next time you decide to have kinky wild sex. (Oh sorry did u say crack)

Generally when I have kinky wild sex it's not my back that hurts.

Ginny/Shake

her mad face tho

I'm the sexiest thing in this room. Duh. But you can't have none of this. I'm saving it for the ladies.

Was he - he? - referring to the contents of his form or his - really, his? - own sexual prowess?

Did milkshakes have sexual prowess?

He was fairly sure that if angels struggled, animated milkshakes might too.

"I'm not...looking for some of 'this'."

Please tell me that you're not turned on by how attractive I am.

"....You're attractive?"

[turns around, and stares right back at the weird dude] What?

"....You're..."

Was he really going to state to obvious to a walking milkshake?

"....Nothing."

Suit yourself, you mind if I light one up?

I cannot stop you from lighting up.

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